A few days ago I posted that “loose cannon” Florida Republican Lt. Gov. Jennifer Carroll was implicated in a sex scandal. A former aide to Lt. Gov. Jennifer Carroll said she caught Carroll in “a compromising position” with another aide.

So, of course, the obvious thing to do was deny, deny, deny. And what’s the most effective denial ever, in the history of ever? “Well, hey, I can’t possibly be gay [Giggle!] because [Giggle!] I don’t look like a lesbian!”

“My husband doesn’t want to hear that. He knows the type of woman I am, and my kids know the type of woman I am for 29 years. I’m the one that’s married for 29 years. The accuser is the one that’s single for a long time. [Giggle!] Usually black women that look like me don’t engage in relationships like that. [Giggle!]“

Maybe this will enlighten her. Here’s what a couple of notable lesbians looks like:

Your point, Ms. Carroll?