Rick Perry: “My brain is like a chicken pot pie.”

Posted on Monday, August 29, 2011, 2:36 pm by GottaLaff
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For some reason, I can’t get Politico to open, so all we get is this single quote via Taegan. Actually, it’s more than enough:

“My brain is like a chicken pot pie. His is like a refrigerator that is all very organized — pickles here, salad there.”

– Rick Perry, quoted by Politico, comparing himself to Karl Rove in 1994.

He said it, I didn’t. Speaking of dumb…

So. Let’s recap: Rick Perry’s got chicken pot pie for brains, Rove relies on pickles, Palin is full of… word salad, and Bachmann? Well, let’s see what you can come up with in Comments. Go.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/john.scharfenberger John Scharfenberger

    OMG,..

    Every time I think of the picture of Michelle trying to ‘shove’ that corndog,……

    TOOOOOOO funny

  • http://twitter.com/MeLoseBrainUhOh W. Brian Tucker

    I would have gone with McNugget myself.

  • http://thepoliticalcarnival.net/ GottaLaff

    LOL, thank you all for making my sucky day better.

  • HarborGuy

    Well the pot pie must have been under cooked ’cause he’s making me sick !

  • http://twitter.com/stuckiniowa1962 jerry

    In Bachmanns fantasy filled brain she has phone with a instant connection to God.  Along with God assuring her forgiveness for every Lie she wants to say.

  • Doris Atkinson

    Mrs. M Bachmann has cottage cheese for brains, sense she likes whites!

  • Mommadona

    Chicken Pot Pie, eh? Gummy lumps of BEAST soaked inna highly salted
    WHITE sauce surrounded by a few COUCH potatoes & vegitated
    ViagraDockers  plus assorted fruits N nuts on the LARD/LORD side ~ cook until ‘bubbly’ and ‘spilling over’ ~ yeah…that works…

  • Oceandogsd

    Crazy Eyes’ brain is full of her husband’s…lies. lol

  • http://twitter.com/mommadona mommadona

    Chicken Pot Pie, eh? Gummy lumps of BEAST soaked inna highly salted WHITE sauce surrounded by a few COUCH potatoes & vegitated ViagraDockers  & assorted fruits N nuts on the LARD/LORD side ~ cook until ‘bubbly’ and ‘spilling over’ ~ yeah…that works…

  • http://twitter.com/whatsamatta_u Paul W

    Michele Bachmann’s brain is full of corndogma ;D

  • http://primaldata.blogspot.com/ PRIMALDATA

    pulverized sheep innards? geriatric hamsters? Arthritic puppies? Depressed Kittens? I mean can we even prove that she has anything up there?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_DW7LHDQQLRH5RQG2AGEXP35QGM Mr. B

    Rick Perry: “My brain is like a chicken pot pie.”

    In that case, Helmethair, to put a twist on an old saying:  ”you can’t make a chicken pot pie, out of chicken shit.”

  • AZalan

    Bachmann is full of foot-long corn dogs and deep fried butter.