First Lady Michelle Obama Can't Win For Trying To Shape Our Arses Up

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Written by guest contributor, "hardybear" of the wonderful Free Range Talk site:

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Image, Daily Atheist Devotional dot com

The misogynist neo-con swinery are in full-fledged Rightly Ridiculous form.

It's not enough to label Texass' incredible Wendy Davis "abortion Barbie" and diminish the distinguished Alison Lundergan Grimes to an "empty dress" to try to win women's hearts … the Reich Wing has once again turned it's impotent weaponry on our FLOTUS.

We've all heard the disgusting freaky fringe of Rushbots and the Lipton Brigade make fun of "Moochelle's" efforts to -GASP!-  get children healthy, it is among their classier hate campaigns, right?

For Easter, Fvx News will Resurrect glory stories about the Nazi-esque 'Moochelle's' liberal brainwashing fixin' to get kids to perhaps exchange a healthy snack rather than the traditional packages of processed sugar ... complete with enraged Republican Mama Grizzly's, chubby sad children and victimized recriminations about the First Lady's Nerve.

The audacity. How dare she attempt to radically reduce childhood obesity? Make kids care about nutrition?! Suggest that we might be unable to cover our obese asses as nimbly as we once did? Uppity, bossy, brassy bare-armed beyotch ... just who does she think she is?

On Tuesday the impeccably fit Mrs. Obama announced a new initiative to continue promoting healthy eating and exercise into after-school programs.The Regressives screamed like we were coming after the coupons that getcha' six free gallons of Pepsi Cola with the purchase of every hundred rounds of ammo at Walmart in the months of March through May.

Contrarily, they are simply miserable about children eating well enough to grow like they live in a developed country. According to the conservatively ebullient and idiotic BizPac Review  (pack your Febreeze-lined BullShite Wellies):

One Illinois Republican lawmaker has asked the White House and the Obama’s to stop being “hypocrites” and practice what they preach about nutrition.

Image courtesy Agence France-Press

Image courtesy Agence France-Press

Davis’ bill, H.R. 3686, the School Nutrition Fairness Act, is “to make sure this Administration is aware of the real-life impact their regulations are having on kids who are going hungry and our smaller school districts who are struggling to keep up with the increased costs,” he wrote on FacebookTuesday.

Davis has to be a pal o' the Uber-Bum Rush. Limbaugh evacuated this FLOTUS-aimed manure Live onto the airwaves earlier this month. [Rush being so lithe, trim and virtually a Beckham Body-double.]

You'll notice that this dress is bigger than the president of France. Here, let me make one more adjustment here and I'll show you this again. Take a look at that picture. The little guy in the middle is the socialist dictator -- well, not dictator. He's the socialist president of France. On the left, that's not Oprah. Don't confuse that. That's Michelle Obama. I saw a picture of this from the rear. That's why I thought it was Oprah.

Image DailyKOS

Image DailyKOS

Obesity in pre-schoolers has dropped by 43% according to shocking numbers released this week -- my gawd, what is that evil heifer-woman up to?? Healthier toddlers? Reversing the epidemic of childhood obesity before it could be embraced and conserved??! Heinous.

Just as surely as Mormons publicly frown on private masturbation,  the Ridiculous Right will clearly, consistently gang-bash Michelle Obama for a n y t h i n g ... but this bigotry is truly a big bowl of wrong.

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  • Cat

    No need to get excited over this. The GOP hate our First Lady just for breathing. No surprise here or ever. Stupidity requires no reply.

  • Churchlady320

    GOP is blocking jobs bills galore, BUT SNAP money got restored in this budget. Cuts in Nov. 2013 were re-funded on level basis for all states. THAT is a victory - we need to find out the details and keep DOING it.

  • Sally

    Does Davis know WHY small districts are struggling??Because the RW governors have cut funding to education to give tax breaks to their corporate donors. Because the GOP has stopped unemployment insurance and SNAP dollars while blocking every jobs bill. Look in the mirror, sir. The only hypocrite is you.