The Weekly Upchuck: The place where religion meets your rights


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Please welcome back guest blogger K.C. Boyd. You might remember her from her earlier posts. You can link over to her site here for the entire post. It’s well worth a look, because I left out a lot of great upchuckable stuff, plus she even posts "antidotes"!

Another Upchuckable Week - the place where religion meets your rights – by K. C. Boyd

The Weekly Upchuck


  • The World’s A Burnin’ and This Is What They Do-Chuck? In the first three months of 2013, 694 provisions related to reproductive health have come before state legislatures, more than half of them involving abortion restrictions.
  • Cucinelli Spews: “They say birth control is liberating. No it’s not. It’s enslavement.”
  • And So It Begins-Chuck: Planned Parenthood Closing Down 3 Abortion Clinics Following New Texas Law

Education – Or Its Antithesis

  •  Ham-Fisted Science-Chuck: Creation Museum’s Ken Ham sez “Evolutionists use dinosaurs more than almost anything else to indoctrinate children into millios of years of evolution.” ‪ 
  • Sneaky Science-Busting Upchuck; In Missouri, Montana and Oklahoma, legislators have introduced bills to smuggle creationism & religious dogma into public school classrooms.


  • Help Me Jeezus-Hurl: Colorado gubernatorial candidate and former Congressman Tom Tancredo: “America Must Turn To God In Order To Free Us From Satan’s Trap”

Fifty Shades of Crazy

  • Way Out In the Outfield-Chuck: Liberty Council attorney sez St. Louis Cardinals ban on crosses puts us ‘in grave danger’
  • We Assert a Douchebag-Chuck: Fischer Asserts That CIA Director John Brennan Is A Muslim
  • If You Are Klingenschmitt, You Should Be the Discriminee -Chuck: Klingenschmitt: If You Are Gay, ‘Then You Should Be Discriminated Against’


  • Kill the Gays-Chuck: John Hagee and Glenn Beck blasted a proposed San Antonio anti-discrimination ordinance as an “attack on the people of faith” and a totalitarian effort to advance “the progressive religion.”

Legislators and Their Legislation

  • Stung-Chuck: Sheriff’s deputies in East Baton Rouge, LA, have used the state’s “crimes against nature” law—which was invalidated in a TX Supreme Court legalizing sodomy—to conduct sting operations and arrest at least 12 men simply for agreeing to have sex with an undercover cop.
  • Huck-Chuck: Crusader Huckabee looking 4 that final clash of civilizations: Muslims are ‘uncorked animals’ after praying to Allah.

Lying Hypocrites

  • Busted-Chuck: Boston-area priest busted w/prostitute in graveyard
  • Media Is the Message-Chuck: Conservative media’s attacks on climate science effectively erode viewers’ belief in scientists.
  • Unworthy As Hell-Chuck: Janet Parshall, really?, That you dare to disparage Desmond Tutu?   Really?


  • Truth-Chuck: Mikey Weinstein and The Military Religious Freedom Foundation are not out to banish faith from the military, just the in-your-face-your-career’s-down-the-toilet -if-you-don’t-take-Jesus kind.
  • Seems So-Chuck: Does the U.S. Marine Corps has a problem with Atheists.

Same-Sex Issues

  • Klingen-Chuck: The original Islamophobe goes Homophobe and uses MLK to justify. 
  • None Dare Call It Treason-Chuck: U.S. military document teaches atheism is a suicide risk.
  • To A Crisp-Chuck:Pastor wants a recently appointed gay activist member from his city’s Human Rights Commission after telling him he deserved to “burn in hell.”