Fox News’ Colostomy Bag Is About To Burst: Sarah Palin Rejoins Bullshit Mountain


Guest post by Anomaly

Half-term Governor of Alaska and 2008 failed Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin is rejoining Fox News as a contributor, announced Roger Ailes, Chairman and CEO of the network. Yay.


Ailes said, “I’ve had several conversations with Governor Palin in the past few weeks about her rejoining Fox News as a contributor. I have great confidence in her and am pleased that she will once again add her commentary to our programming. I hope she continues to speak her mind.”

Palin will appear on FOX News Channel’s (FNC) daytime and primetime programming, starting with FOX & Friends on Monday, June 17th. She will also contribute to FOX Business Network (FBN), the Daily News reports.

Palin said, “The power of Fox News is unparalleled. The role of Fox News in the important debates in our world is indispensable. I am pleased and proud to be rejoining Roger Ailes and the great people at Fox.”

We too are pleased Sarah. Fox is like a colostomy bag about to burst at the seams.

Yay again!