Palin to Fox News: Buh-bye.


palin bye fox

Knock knock.

Who's there?


CNN who?

CNN could very well be stupid enough and desperate enough to hire Former Half-Gov Jobless McLipSchmutz now that she's out of work.

Via Real Clear Politics:

After a three-year run as a paid contributor to the nation’s highest-rated cable news channel, Sarah Palin and FOX News have cut ties, according to a source close to the former Alaska governor.

It’s my understanding that Gov. Palin was offered a contract by FOX, and she decided not to renew the arrangement,” the source close to Palin told RCP. “She remains focused on broadening her message of common-sense conservatism across the country and will be expanding her voice in the national discussion.”

I didn't think her message could get much broader... and by "broad" I mean broad comedy.

Wait, she turned Fox down? When someone as embarrassing and unprofessional as Sarah Palin turns you down, you know you're in trouble. Then again, this is the network that rehired Karl Rove even after his Election Night debacle.

So do you think now that she's unemployed, she'll apply for government assistance?

As for expanding her voice, there is no way in the world that voice could possibly get any bigger, broader, louder, screechier, expandier, or more annoying...

WTF indeed. And yes, yes you are the idiot.