How dare those reporters intrude on the privacy of a fake candidate?
Hey, the Palins just wanted a nice, quiet vacation! I mean, come on, what close-knit clan doesn't go on their outings in a huge tour bus emblazoned with enormous U.S. Constitution and Liberty Bell graphics, enticing the press to hunt them down like a pack of dogs?
And it's not as if Former Half-Gov Exploita McLovesPress is vying for attention these days, right? Clearly, she was simply including her daughter in an exciting, wholesome, fun-for-the-whole-family activity: Body guarding!
What part of Family Values don't you guys get? Besides, who says the mother is the one who is supposed to shield the daughter, anyway? Palin's just bein' mavericky, there, also, too.
We all know it was that damn "lamestream media's" fault! What's a prop well-trained child to do? Or was Sarah just... oblivious?