Whatsamattah Mr. Chump, dishing it out is okay, but taking a few return comedy hits on the chin makes you whine?
As I said last night while watching the NerdProm-slash-Donald Pout Roast, most people wait until AFTER, but Trump got screwed AT prom… and by none other than the Skewerer in Chief himself.
Here are a few Poor Wittle Me quotes from the target of some of the finest mockery I’ve seen lately, courtesy of Trump’s safest of havens, ClusterFox and Friends, via CNN:
–“You get to a certain level and you rise to a certain level, let’s say in this case in the polls and boy, does the world come after you.” [He must have learned that one while attending the Palin School of Victimhood.]
–“I really knew what I was getting into last night. I had no idea it would be to that extent where, you know just joke after joke after joke… It was almost like, is there anyone else they can talk about?” [Said Trump, as he prayed they wouldn't talk about anyone else.]
–He also found the event “inappropriate in certain respects” and spent the evening thinking about how “the American people are really suffering and we’re all having a good time.” [Opined Trump, as he brags incessantly about his millions, his business acumen, and his other "successes" -- all while omitting those pesky bankruptcies. And wait a minute, I thought he had a lousy time, or maybe his face always looks like that.]