Video- Donald Trump pouts, whines, and reacts to President Obama’s, Seth Meyers’ jokes

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Whatsamattah Mr. Chump, dishing it out is okay, but taking a few return comedy hits on the chin makes you whine?

As I said last night while watching the NerdProm-slash-Donald Pout Roast, most people wait until AFTER, but Trump got screwed AT prom… and by none other than the Skewerer in Chief himself.

Here are a few Poor Wittle Me quotes from the target of some of the finest mockery I’ve seen lately, courtesy of Trump’s safest of havens, ClusterFox and Friends, via CNN:

–“You get to a certain level and you rise to a certain level, let’s say in this case in the polls and boy, does the world come after you.” [He must have learned that one while attending the Palin School of Victimhood.]

–“I really knew what I was getting into last night. I had no idea it would be to that extent where, you know just joke after joke after joke… It was almost like, is there anyone else they can talk about?” [Said Trump, as he prayed they wouldn't talk about anyone else.]

–He also found the event “inappropriate in certain respects” and spent the evening thinking about how “the American people are really suffering and we’re all having a good time.” [Opined Trump, as he brags incessantly about his millions, his business acumen, and his other "successes" -- all while omitting those pesky bankruptcies. And wait a minute, I thought he had a lousy time, or maybe his face always looks like that.]

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  • Robsharp

    A great statement and joke upon a person who is truly a JOKE.

  • Willow1972

    Since when does Donald TRUMP give a crap what the American people going through? He is a King Douche… and needs to STFU

  • Revere

    Funny current president kept guamtomoe Open, the soilders in the WAr , tax break, water boring Which is the reason we where able to catch osma – A+ Dick chainey & G Bush & USA
    Oops not to mention the only thing our president has done right WAS continue and enforce everything president PRESIDENT BUSH developed — oops exept spending trillions of dollars the HIGHEST IN HISTORY and be-littling america SOON to be europe WE need a business man to run this country- to get this country back to work — GOTTALAFF YOUR-FIRED!!!!!

  • revere

    hey gottalaff, go get a life ur fraudulent hollywood president , was a bully to a person , someones, father, husband, boss, who may want to run for office SOO grow up , not to mention the only thing current president has done right WAS continue and enforce everything president Bush developed — oops exept defect of trillions and belittle america thru-out the world

  • Taffy

    Obama shouldn’t have lowered himself to the level of responding publicly to Trump. Seth Meyers should have added in those comments.

  • Warymarimare

    Loved every second!

  • http://thepoliticalcarnival.net/ GottaLaff

    Awww, love you kiddo.

  • http://www.blondetwit.com/ Blondetwit

    I’m doing well – had some ups and downs, but nothing too serious, thankfully. Thanks for asking!
    I’ve missed you too – hope you are well – I do spend regular time here, as it’s the best place for a little snarky sanity:)
    =^..^=~~
    <3

  • http://thepoliticalcarnival.net/ GottaLaff

    I’ve missed you so much, Blondetwit. How are you feeling?

  • http://www.blondetwit.com/ Blondetwit

    My my…I came late to the party. Better late than never. Sounds like someone got kicked out onto the front lawn:)

    I’m just remembering how damned much fun it was to watch all POTUS’s remarks, as well as Seth’s on video this morning. Made my day!!!!

    I cannot remember any time when anyone so deserved the shellacking Trump got, and still didn’t get why he got it! I mean, seriously, why on earth would he have gone to that dinner?

    I used to think that being “a really smart guy” as Trump claims he is, meant he was actually intelligent. Now I get it – being “a really smart guy” is code for dumber than a doorknob, which is a serious insult to doorknobs around the world.

  • http://twitter.com/devans00 devans00

    Maybe Trump meant Jean Genet’s dramatic play ‘The Blacks: A Clown Show’?

  • http://twitter.com/devans00 devans00

    Relax.

    The White House Correspondents’ Dinner is known as a night of fun and joking around. It’s not the State of the Union Address.

  • http://twitter.com/techweenie techweenie

    It doesn’t take much life experience to know that the new guy gets the most ribbing, and when you’ve been bashing the guy in charge, he might respond to you when he has the podium. But The Donald was never very bright. Witness his moronic foulmouthed speech to the Republicans in Hawaii… if you make yourself a punchline, you really shouldn’t be surprised when folks pick up on it.

  • http://twitter.com/motherunit420 Kathy Thompson

    I love how Trump played right into Obama’s hands. “Why does he wait to release his birth certificate NOW?” I guess, because it was the setup for an awesome bit.
    Also, how did the Donald only hear the jokes about him? Quite a long list of people were joked about, including the President, Michelle & Joe Biden. Maybe it’s finally sinking in that Trump is a punchline.

  • Lisa

    Hakuna Matata
    President Obama has class, integrity, intelligence and a sense of humor
    TheDonald…not so much

  • Anonymous

    Dump Donald Trump, the Doolittle Chump!

  • http://thepoliticalcarnival.net/ GottaLaff

    He’s been banned. He just crossed another line with a VERY tired old talking point. He was so stupid, he didn’t realize why he got edited, nor did he ever read our guidelines after being warned. Good riddance.

  • lunch bucket joe

    yea. Means if your not a sycophant you get removed.

  • http://thepoliticalcarnival.net/ GottaLaff

    No more childish than Bush’s entire presidency. And certainly not nearly as
    dangerous or disrespectful. Trump is a narcissistic failure of a bad joke
    who has disrespected the president head on. He got everything he deserved. I
    thought they went easy on him.

  • lunch bucket joe

    So you found this befitting the office of the presidency? I found it childish. But i know, ridicule cannot be recovered from.

  • karenj503

    Obviously he’s escaped the asylum of RedState.com, or the AOL political blogs.

    Ugh, a normal sane person has the urge to take a shower if they happen on either site.

  • karenj503

    Ironic, that you mention “personal attacks”. Weren’t you the one who wrote “the sack in chief” in your previous comment?

    And just for curiosity’s sake, did you mean to call yourself “lunch bucket joe”? Dang, it’s that home schooling again, isn’t it?

  • karenj503

    I think the most hilarious part of Sarah Palin schmoozing last night at the MSNBC afterWHCD party is that SHE WASN’T INVITED.

    She crashed the party, and our lame mainstream media is cooing in their “librul media” way that people flocked around her to have their picture taken with her.

    Seems to me it was the other way around, the uninvited guest tottering on her 5″ FM spike heels up to the media people she hates most, all the MSNBC talking heads. RW blogs are saying Rachel Maddow got her a diet coke, making it seem like Rachel was at Palin’s beck and call. When the truth is, Rachel was tending bar, and the uninvited guest tottered up and asked the bartender for a diet coke…

  • http://thepoliticalcarnival.net/ GottaLaff

    He’s on his way to getting banned. I’m going back to edit his comments now.
    He crossed several lines, hasn’t read our guidelines, nor is he in the least
    bit educated or couth.

  • http://muttlikme.wordpress.com Mutt Like Me

    He’s butthurt. His man got his overprivileged ass spanked last night by a black and a Jew. lol

  • http://thepoliticalcarnival.net/ GottaLaff

    Soooo, lunch bucket… guess you didn’t read our guidelines. Uh oh. Know
    what that means?

  • http://muttlikme.wordpress.com Mutt Like Me

    I meant the “douchy and undignified” comment. But you got it, thank you lol

  • http://muttlikme.wordpress.com Mutt Like Me

    I meant the “douchy and undignified” comment. But you got it, thank you lol

  • lunch bucket joe

    So you thought that this was dignified?

  • lunch bucket joe

    So you thought that this was dignified?

  • http://muttlikme.wordpress.com Mutt Like Me

    Awww, somebody’s wittle feelings are hurt.

  • lunch bucket joe

    ok. Babe. You mentioned bush, not me. But nice of you to try to deflect, thats all you have.

  • http://thepoliticalcarnival.net/ GottaLaff

    I didn’t. ??

  • http://muttlikme.wordpress.com Mutt Like Me

    Don’t let the troll get away with that, Laffy

  • http://thepoliticalcarnival.net/ GottaLaff

    Loved that one.

  • Auntmaryg

    I thought the funniest line of the night was when Seth Meyers said “The Donald says he gets along great with the blacks.” “Unless The Blacks are a white family, I think he’s probably mistaken!”

  • http://thepoliticalcarnival.net/ GottaLaff

    “Honey”? Really, “Junior”?

    No, every president makes jokes. But Bush WAS one. That’s the difference.
    Glad you own him. He’s all yours.

  • lunch bucket joe

    You mean the wmd’s that that the dems were insistnig something be done about? No honey, I’m talking about personal attacks. Again, something right out of alinsky’s playbook . Very douchy and undignified. But hey, the end justifies the means right.

  • http://twitter.com/devans00 devans00

    So…President Obama is supposed to take someone spreading packs of lies about him lying down? Without saying anything in his defense?

    True, Obama should be more angry at the press for helping Trump in his smear campaign. But he deserves to get some slaps in on The Donald directly too.

  • http://twitter.com/devans00 devans00

    Don’t worry, Donald Trump will be like Sarah Palin was last night. Irrelevant and available to take many photos.

  • http://thepoliticalcarnival.net/ GottaLaff

    Did you say that about Bush when he joked about WMD that weren’t there, the
    ones he lied about to get us into a fraudulent war?

  • http://thepoliticalcarnival.net/ GottaLaff

    Did you say that about Bush when he joked about WMD that weren’t there, the
    ones he lied about to get us into a fraudulent war?

  • Monkeys4Money

    trump always looks like he just munched on a big bar of shit

  • luch bucket joe

    Incredible. Saul Alinsky would be proud that one of his disciples would so belittle his opponant. Or ‘enemy” as the sack in chief would say. very undignified and unpresidential. Sadly, par for the course for this president.

  • Person

    I cannot wait for the scream fest come monday, Fox is going to give him and Palin a free ticket. Imagine being in the limo with Trump at the end of the evening– Lots of screaming, cursing and slurs!