Sarah Palin swearstogod that her bullseyes-slash-crosshairs and suggestions of gunshots and violence are really just innocent l’il ol’ surveyor’s symbols and stuff. How stupid and suspicious and icky we all have been for having thought otherwise, says they:
… Palin’s spokesperson now claims in an interview with Tammy Bruce that “We never ever, ever intended it to be gun sights” when talking about the target list that Palin distributed along with the slogan “Don’t retreat, reload.”
Bruce not passing up an opportunity to help Palin then responds “It’s surveyor’s symbols.“
So how does she explain the following from last March? (emphasis is all hers)
Warning: Subject to New Politically Correct Language Police Censorship
by Sarah Palin on Sunday, March 28, 2010 at 1:59pm
March Madness battles rage! My family and I join millions of Americans enjoying college basketball’s finest through March Madness. Underdogs always get my vote as we watch intense competition bring out the best in these accomplished teams.
The Final Four is an intense, contested series (kind of like a heated, competitive primary election), so best of luck to all teams, and watch for this principle lived out: the team that wins is the team that wants it more.
To the teams that desire making it this far next year: Gear up! In the battle, set your sights on next season’s targets! From the shot across the bow – the first second’s tip-off – your leaders will be in the enemy’s crosshairs, so you must execute strong defensive tactics. You won’t win only playing defense, so get on offense! The crossfire is intense, so penetrate through enemy territory by bombing through the press, and use your strong weapons – your Big Guns – to drive to the hole. Shoot with accuracy; aim high and remember it takes blood, sweat and tears to win.
Focus on the goal and fight for it. If the gate is closed, go over the fence. If the fence is too high, pole vault in. If that doesn’t work, parachute in. If the other side tries to push back, your attitude should be “go for it.” Get in their faces and argue with them. (Sound familiar?!) Every possession is a battle; you’ll only win the war if you’ve picked your battles wisely. No matter how tough it gets, never retreat, instead RELOAD!
- Sarah Palin
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need a surveyor of whiskey.
UPDATE via Marse10 on Twitter: Oops, Former Half-Gov BangBang McShootEmUp forgot to scrub this tweet: