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Why teleprompters are a good thing


You are probably as sick as I am of the Republican jabs at President Obama for daring to use a-- gasp!-- teleprompter. Not only is it a typically lame, weak criticism, but teleprompters are something that even hypocritical GOP speakers rely on, and for good reason. Why, here's a good reason now!


John Kasich’s second State of the State speech Tuesday was rambling and at times bizarre. Among his head-jerking references, Kasich told the first three winners of a newly-created state courage award not to sell the medals on eBay; pointed out his “hot wife;” and imitated someone with Parkinson’s disease when he talked about “deep brain massage.” [...]

Kasich, as usual, did not write out his speech and used no teleprompter.

Looks like it's time for me to dust off my trusty teleprompter primer:

Let’s review: When you give a big important speech that will be watched by the entire world, “winging it”, or even attempting to memorize it, would be reckless and not too wise.

Every word, every syllable is parsed. Experts in any given field use notes for speeches. Who wouldn’t?

Memorizing that much is cumbersome and time-consuming, especially for someone who must repeatedly address crowd after crowd on any number of topics.

Nor would I want the president of the United States to spend his valuable time and energy studying words instead of the urgent issues at hand.

And guess what? Teleprompters allow the speaker to keep his nose out of a pile of papers, so that said speaker can address his/her audience directly. We teach that in basic acting/speech/cold reading/you name it. It’s common knowledge and common sense. It’s not exactly an audience pleaser to continually show nothing but the top of your head to your viewers.

However, question and answer sessions are quite another matter. Thorough knowledge of multiple subjects is mandatory. Answering questions off the cuff, being well-prepared, engaging your questioners all require a head full of facts and information.

A few notes might be helpful for occasional reference, although it’s preferable not to use one’s palm when there is so much paper available.


VIDEO: "Rick Perry can no longer be considered a serious contender for president..."


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We posted the Rick PerryNormal video here.

Rachel Maddow took one look at that bizarre display of hyper-emoting, strange sound bites, and oddball energy bursts and decided he's toast. We'll see. Right wing voters have supported GW Bush and Sarah Palin, so who knows if this was too over the top for them?


VIDEO: Highlights from Rick Perry's very bizzare, grinny, giggly speech


I took a few screengrabs:

He may have been drunk, he may have simply gotten some very bizarre direction from his apparently inept team, but what ever it was, he needed to sober up, both physically and intellectually.


By the way, he can join Willard Romney and Hermie Cain in the Flip Flop Club:

Politico: Three days after suggesting Rick Perry might skip some of the upcoming GOP presidential debates, his campaign confirmed he’ll attend at least five more, a sign that the campaign may have recognized Perry had as much to lose as gain from a debate-dodging strategy.

Oh, and Rick? It's nucLEar.


Mid Day Distraction




Now they're giving Palin tickets away!


By GottaLaff

First the Tea Patriot event ticket prices were cut in half, now they cost nothing. Zero. Zilch. Maybe OverPaid McFreebie needs a ghost speaker.

Via Chicago Media and Radio:

This may not come as a surprise to some, but the upcoming WIND-AM event with Sarah Palin speaking is not selling very well. The high-priced tickets for the May 12th event are still quite plentiful. For the rest of this week, WIND is just giving the tickets away. From 4:00pm-5:00pm, those looking for tickets need only show up at a given Merlin shop each day this week. The first 25 listeners to stop by the Merlin locations each day will receive a free pair of tickets to see Sarah Palin speak in Rosemont and a $30.00 gift certificate to be used towards service at a Merlin 200,000 Mile Shop. The special Merlin locations for the rest of this week are:

Tuesday: 8504 S. Harlem Ave., Bridgeview, IL
Wednesday: 234 West Roosevelt Rd, Lombard, IL
Thursday: 400 Dundee Rd, Elgin, IL
Friday: 1911 S. Arlington Heights Rd, Arlington Heights, IL

In a related note, by request of Sarah Palin's people, no Chicago press or media members are being easily allowed into the event. Those media outlets who wish to be there, will have to buy the expensive tickets themselves.

The desperation is palpable. The media must pop for their own pricey tickets, and the audience has to be enticed with free seats and gift certificates. Gee, that's not embarrassing at all.

As for giving away freebies, sounds a little like... socialism!

I'm willing to bet she still won't be able to fill the house.

H/t: Windy City Watch


VIDEO: The Lowden Chicken Dance


By GottaLaff

Sue Lowden is not Harry's kind of chick. What a strange bird she is. Hopefully, this video will get her into a peck o' trouble, because it is pretty darn "fowl":

Reid's campaign blasted the video clip out to reporters this afternoon (subject line: "Seriously ... Has Sue Lowden Lost Her Mind?").

Sue Lowden, the front-running Republican challenger to Sen. Harry Reid, yesterday doubled down on her idea that health care could be paid for using the barter system.

So if you bring a pigeon, you only get your blood pressure taken? If you bring a hyena, you get a full-on physical?

What if you bring a moose? You get the Sarah Palin special? That would be half a check up during which the doctor quits in the middle.

The Santorum special is the trade-off for a poodle.

Oh, but I kid the feather-brain. I'm sure she's a good egg.

No I'm not.

What a dumb cluck. And the worst part is that she will most likely win.


VIDEO: "Toking" with Lawrence Welk


By GottaLaff

There's nothing like a "modern spiritual" to commemorate 4/20.

A-one and-a two and-a:

Extra crispy hat tip to Nicole Sandler for turning me on to this one. It's smokin' hot. I'd come up with more lame puns, but I'm taking the high road.