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Crap Ted Nugent says: “I am the Gay Pirate”

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Unhinged, washed up, rock singer and guitarist Ted Nugent is now writing for WorldNetDaily. A column today quotes him saying, “99.99 percent of the gun owners of America are wonderful people that you are hanging around with here today, perfectly safe, perfectly harmless, wonderful, loving, giving, generous caring people. Go after the nut jobs. Go after the murderers, because I don’t know any.” I assume he meant to exclude himself in that statement. 

Nugent

Safe, harming, generous caring people, do not include this:

I think that Barack Hussein Obama should be put in jail. It is clear that Barack Hussein Obama is a communist. Mao Tse Tung lives and his name is Barack Hussein Obama. This country should be ashamed. I wanna throw up,” he said, adding “Obama, he’s a piece of s**t. I told him to suck on my machine gun.”

Ted Nugent is also a National Rifle Association board member which speaks volumes for the gun lobbying organization.

Nugent states, “I am convinced that Piers Morgan was sent by God to represent everything that doesn’t agree with Ted Nugent, because you’ve got to be the devil’s advocate or the devil to argue with me,” Nugent said, I’m a simple man. I’m 64 years clean and sober. I never went to college because I was too busy learning stuff.” Uh huh.

Adding “In fact, I’m saving money on dog food this week because I’m just letting my three Labradors lick the shrapnel from Piers’s skull out of my boot cleats.”

Nugent who dodged the draft by crapping all over himself for weeks at a time states, “The commander in chief will go to the Vietnam Memorial Wall and will put on his community organizer, ACORN, Van Jones, gangland, Chicago, gangster-politic scam best and pretend to show respect for 58,000 heroic American military warriors who gave the ultimate sacrifice fighting communism. And then President Obama will go back and appoint members of the Communist Party as his czars.”

“He will continue to associate communists, publicly admitted communists after visiting the Vietnam Memorial Wall. It doesn’t get any more arrogant. It doesn’t get any more dishonest, and it doesn’t get any more anti-American than this president,” he said.

Nugent ads, “I like defiance. I like defying this lie of political correctness. I enjoy dancing on the skulls of people like Piers Morgan and the leftists.”

If his dancing skills are akin to his writing skills, I prefer not to witness his dancing. Hey Ted, ‘come suck on my’website.

Shit Nugent says.

What’s a feminist anyways? A fat pig who doesn’t get it often enough?”

…Yeah they love me (in Japan) — they’re still assholes. These people they don’t know what life is. I don’t have a following, they need me; they don’t like me they need me…  Foreigners are a******s; foreigners are scum; I don’t like ‘em; I don’t want ‘em in this country; I don’t want ‘em selling me doughnuts; I don’t want ‘em pumping my gas; I don’t want ‘em downwind of my life-OK? So anyhow, and I’m dead serious…”

“I use the word n****r a lot because I hang around with a lot of n****rs, and they use the word n****r, and I tend to use words that communicate,” he said.

Nugent is now speaking for gun advocates. Let  that sink in for a moment.

Under the title of the WND post, it states, “Obama says he respects 2nd Amendment? ‘And I’m a gay pirate’.”  No Ted, you are not one of the FABULOUS people. They don’t want you either.

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See?- WorldNetDaily: But It Still Says His Dad Was African

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It will never end, this was a waste of time and energy.

If the document proves valid, it could answer the questions raised by those who have alleged he was not actually born in Hawaii. But it also could prove his ineligibility because of its references to his father. Some of the cases challenging Obama have explained that he was a dual citizen through his father at his birth, and they contend the framers of the Constitution excluded dual citizens from qualifying as natural born citizens.
Joseph Farah, editor and chief executive officer of WND, the only news agency that has waged a relentless investigative campaign on questions swirling around the Obama’s eligibility for nearly three years, was elated at the turn of events.

"We're gratified that our work has begun to pay off," he said. "The certificate of live birth is an absolutely vital foundation for determining constitutional eligibility of any president. We look forward to reviewing it like so many other Americans do at this late date. But it is important to remember there are still dozens of other questions concerning this question of eligibility that need to be resolved to assure what has become a very skeptical public concerning Barack Obama’s parentage, his adoption, his citizenship status throughout his life and why he continues to cultivate a culture of secrecy around his life."

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VIDEO: World Net Daily's Very Unfunny Comedian

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I used to be part of a comedy duo back when. We performed at all the major clubs, did a little TV, and rubbed shoulders with just about every comedian in L.A.

I learned a lot about comedy doing that, a whole lot. Of course, I've devoted my entire adult life to comedy. I've performed it, written and directed it (for some pretty amazing performers, some of them even famous), and taught it.

With a career like that under my belt, I feel I have some standing to opine on what is funny and what isn't. This isn't.

At all:

Someone tell me, please, where are the laughs? I've looked high and low (mostly low), yet, somehow, have failed to find them. I guess I'll look again later, if I have the stomach for it.

Nah, never mind.

As "Molotov Mitchell" herself said, "Too late!"

H/t: My dear buddy CindyScott54

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Video- World Net Daily Folks Release Crappy White People Against Obama Rap Thing

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I was willing to give them the benefit of the doubt until they called him "B. Hussein". Via and partial headline from Wonkette.

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