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Tim Pawlenty accuses the Obama administration of sounding like Sarah Palin

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Tim Pawlenty is doing his level best to present himself as an acid-tongued, nasty, sniping, feisty, attack doggy presidential candidate... or as I like to call it, being a typical Republican.

Here's what he said today on ABC:

"Before his administration spoke like a tower of Babel with multiple voices saying multiple things, they should have had one message," Pawlenty said Sunday on ABC's "This Week." "Instead you had the president, the vice president, the secretary of state, the national intelligence director going off in different directions saying nearly incoherent, at least inconsistent things."

Funny, I don't recall hearing any criticism from Timmy of Former Half-Gov Driveletta McBlahBlah's little helping of incoherent, convoluted, message-deficient foreign policy word salad:

And nobody yet has, no body yet has explained to the American public what they know, and surely they know more than the rest of us know who it is who will be taking the place of Mubarak and um, no, not, not real um enthused about what it is that that’s being done on a national level and from D.C. in regards to understanding all the situation there in Egypt. And um, in these areas that are so volatile right now because obviously it’s not just Egypt but the other countries too where we are seeing uprisings, we know that now more than ever, we need strength and sound mind there in the White House.  We need to know what it is that America stands for so we know who it is that America will stand with.  And um, we do not have all that information yet.”

The GOP hypocridiots strike again.

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Sarah Palin's um, foreign policy word salad. Um.

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Former Half-Gov Driveletta McNonStop rambled on endlessly... again. This time she scrambled some words together about President Obama's "3am White House phone call" and how "that call went right to the answering machine."

This from someone who quit well before 3 a.m. Not to mention, she's been off the hook for years.

It's uncanny how incoherent and nonsensical this hypocridiot is:

And nobody yet has, no body yet has explained to the American public what they know, and surely they know more than the rest of us know who it is who will be taking the place of Mubarak and um, no, not, not real um enthused about what it is that that's being done on a national level and from D.C. in regards to understanding all the situation there in Egypt. And um, in these areas that are so volatile right now because obviously it's not just Egypt but the other countries too where we are seeing uprisings, we know that now more than ever, we need strength and sound mind there in the White House.  We need to know what it is that America stands for so we know who it is that America will stand with.  And um, we do not have all that information yet."

Um. How about that, um, foreign policy cred, folks? She really has a handle on that um, "situation there in Egypt." There.

Um.

Yeah, having Driveletta on the other end of the 3 a.m. hotline would sure put America's collective mind at ease, now wouldn't it? Can you imagine her holding a press conference side by side with the next Egyptian president? Or any foreign leader?

She'd need her own interpreter.

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Coming this fall! Sarah Palin's ghost writer authors a new book!

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I didn't think there were enough crayons in the world to scratch out a second batch of  babble salad.

Here's my earlier post on the Big Announcement of Wordy McRunOn's exciting new book deal that will make her even more money to splurge on even more bendy straws.

Now we have a release date for Ghost Written: The Sequel:

Sarah Palin's new book has a title, "America By Heart: Reflections on Family, Faith and Flag," and a release date, Nov. 23, publisher HarperCollins announced Tuesday.

Just in time for Christmas... if she doesn't quit first.

"America By Heart". So she had to sit down and memorize the name "America"? She could have just written it on her hand.

It will include "selections from classic and contemporary readings that have moved her," according to HarperCollins, along with "the nation's founding documents to great speeches, sermons, letters, literature and poetry, biography, and even some of her favorite songs and movies." [...]

"The book will also include portraits of some of the extraordinary men and women she admires and who embody her deep love of country, her strong rootedness in faith, and her profound love and appreciation of family," the statement from HarperCollins reads.

Selections that have moved her: Someone must have performed highly dramatic readings for her, because a) She can't read, and b) Nuance isn't her forte.

Even some of her favorite songs and movies: So she included "The Moose Song" and "Annie Get Your Gun"?

As for her next tour, will she quit in the middle of that, too? Leave more fans behind, abandon her groupies, ignore her hangers-on?

The book will have a first printing of 1 million copies. The initial run for "Going Rogue" was 1.5 million...

And by November 24, the price should drop to $4.95.

As with "Going Rogue," Palin will have a collaborator, but there are "no specifics to announce yet"...

And by collaborator, they mean ghost writer. And by no specifics, they mean nobody wants to do it.

But I'm sure, despite all of that, it will be simply inspirational.

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VIDEO: Sarah Palin Meets the Press after Testifying in Hacking Trial

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By GottaLaff

Wordy McMilkIt even took advantage of this moment to play the Trig card... again... or as Wordy would say:

PeopleexploitmykidsbutIwouldneverdothatI'maRAGINGHYPOCRITE!
Let'stalkaboutBristolwhilewe'reatit.IllegalprivateexposenotrightWORDSALAD
Isthismygoodside?ThiswassohurtfulWEAREVICTIMSPlayvictimcardoften.
NOBREATH.
Itwassnowin'athome!
I'lljustkeeptalkingtogarnersympathyandattention.Youguysalwaysfallforthat.
Memememememememememememememememeeeeeeee!

A little background:

During the 2008 campaign, David Kernell, then a college student, thought it might be fun to hack into Sarah Palin's email account and publish her private information on the web.

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