Archive for twatwaffley loser

Billionaire GOP donor Sheldon Adelson’s motto: If at first you don’t succeed, buy, buy again.

Sheldon Adelson, whose donations to help Newt Gingrich win the GOP primary went toward the 28-minute documentary film, “King of Bain: When Mitt Romney Came to Town,” also did a 180 and spent a whopping $150 million to help Willard M. Romney defeat President Obama. How astute.

That all worked out well for him, didn’t it? At least America can be proud that money didn’t buy the presidential election… this time.

So what’s a loser to do? Well, according to this Wall Street Journal report, spend even more the next time around. If at first you don’t succeed, buy, buy again:

“I happen to be in a unique business where winning and losing is the basis of the entire business,” said Mr. Adelson, who directly backed one winning and eight losing candidates in the November election, including Mitt Romney. “So I don’t cry when I lose. There’s always a new hand coming up.” [...]

Mr. Adelson’s 2012 donations were double what he spent in 2008, and looking ahead, he said, he was ready to again “double” his donations.

I’ll spend that much and more,” he said in his first extensive postelection interview. “Let’s cut any ambiguity.”

Forbes magazine estimates Mr. Adelson’s net worth at $21.5 billion.

Citizens United, how can Sheldon ever thank you?

VIDEO: Linda McMahon campaign worker received check and “you’re screwed” condom; then his check bounced.

Campaign worker receives check and condom, check bounces

Linda McMahon campaign worker:

“Basically he handed me a check with a condom in it, told me I was screwed. That’s the rudest gesture you can ever do to a person, it’s like spitting in a person’s face.”

Linda must be broke after spending all those millions on her failed campaigns. Yeah, that must be it. That or she’s a lower-life than many of us thought she was:

NEW HAVEN, Conn. (WTNH) — Two days after the election campaign workers came to News 8 claiming, they had not been paid by Linda McMahon’s campaign. [...]

Twaine Don Gomes was one of the people who first complained to News 8. He was handed a check, but he says, the campaign told him they were mad that he came to News 8, so he got a little something extra in his envelope.

His little bonus was a “you’re screwed” condom. How’s that for parting gifts? And to add insult to injury, his check bounced.

At least the condom will help augment the biggest one-year drop in abortions in a decade.

File under “unintended consequences.”

Rove’s brain: Howard Dean

Well, well, lookee who was on Sean Hannity’s radio show talking about stealing Howard Dean’s Fifty State Strategy. Rove’s awfully good at things like theft, so openly discussing it came quite easily to him:

“I hate to say it, but we need to copy what Howard Dean did, And that is make our ground game in all 50 states… We need to have a better ground game in all 50 states…”

TPM has more here.

Hey, a sleazebag can dream, can’t he?

Quickie– Mitch McConnell: Big ol’ losery underachiever

Today’s Quickie:

(Reuters) – Senate Republican Leader Mitch McConnell set two top goals for the 2012 election: a Republican takeover of the Senate and the defeat of President Barack Obama.

He achieved neither.

Starting in January, he will be up against a president he tried and failed to bring down, with a Senate minority weaker by two.

Much more at the link.

That was today’s Quickie. Was it good for you?

Hell, I need a cigarette and I don’t even smoke.

John Boehner: “The American people probably aren’t going to fall in love with Mitt Romney.”

YOU know Willard Romney is a lousy candidate. I know Willard Romney is a lousy candidate. But does the GOP? They’d have to be even more out of touch than they already are to not know.

According to Roll Call it turns out a few of them have figured it out.

Take conservative columnist Charles Krauthammer for instance: “The Republican bench had several candidates stronger than Romney, but they chose not to run.”

He forgot to add: “So we’re stuck with Willard.”

But this next part of Roll Call’s article stood out because it’s not often we can get an honest statement from John Boehner. The whole thing started when a woman asked, “Can you make me love Mitt Romney?” Boehner answered, “No.” It got more interesting from there:

But at a June 30 fundraiser in Wheeling, W.Va., Speaker John Boehner offered a surprisingly frank assessment of the dynamic that surprised some in the audience. [...]

The American people probably aren’t going to fall in love with Mitt Romney. I’ll tell you this: 95 percent of the people that show up to vote in November are going to show up in that voting booth, and they are going to vote for or against Barack Obama.  Mitt Romney has some friends, relatives and fellow Mormons … some people that are going to vote for him. But that’s not what this election is about… Solid guy, he’s going to do a great job, even if you don’t fall in love with him.

And of course, he also went on about what a big ol’ boob the president is.

The joke’s on The Boehner who admitted right out loud that, to most Americans, his very own candidate’s an even bigger one.

VIDEO- Newt Gingrich: From “I’m gonna be the nominee” to “If I end up not being the nominee…”

December 2011:

“I’m gonna be the nominee”

 April 2012 (at about 6:10):

“If I end up not being the nominee, I’ve already talked to Chairman Reince Priebus of the Republican National Committee… I’ll go back to a post-political career.”

If?

Note to Gingrich from The Heavy: Cease and desist. How you like them now, Newt?

Oops, Newton Leroy Gingrich lifted a song. Via Rolling Stone:

Newt Gingrich has been ordered to stop using the song “How You Like Me Now?” on the campaign trail. The GOP presidential hopeful was served a cease and desist notice from Third Side Music, the Montreal-based publishing company that owns the rights to the song.

So to recap: A couple of Newtie’s wives stole a husband, and he steals copyrighted work. What wholesome, upstanding, family values people these are.

Via the Facebook page for The Heavy:

http://manmadequilts.com/A101.gif