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K. C. Boyd, is the author of Being Christian - A Novel,: A black comedy guaranteed to take you on a wild and frightening ride deep into the dark side of the religious right. It is available on Amazon in multiple formats.

She is the go-to blogger for religion, hypocrisy, and all things church v. state.  You can read her earlier posts on The Political Carnival here and more about who she is on her own website here

Your Weekly Upchucks: The place where religion meets your rights

The Weekly Upchuck December 7, 2014

Abortion, Contraception And Women’s Rights

  • I Choose To Upchuck: Alabama Anti-Choicers Want to Regulate Abortion Clinics Like Sex Predators
  • Consequences Chuck: In Senegal, women kill own babies due to strict abortion laws
  • Sophisticated Ka-Ka: The Highly Sophisticated Group That’s Quietly Making It Much Harder To Get An Abortion

Christian Nation

  • It Stops Here Chuck: No, Clerks Don’t Have a Religious Right to Deny Marriage Licenses to Gay Couples
  • Billious Buckeyes: Ohio bill would permit religious expression “before, during and after school hours

Creationism

  • Risible Poop: Creationist claims that dragon myths are derived from human encounters with dinosaurs
  • Prehistoric Ka-Ka: Trial for ‘Dr. Dino’ moved to January

 

Education

Educational Effluvia: Racism and the Charter School Movement: Unveiling the Myths

The World According To Texas. Hurl: Did the Founding Fathers Really Turn to Moses for Inspiration?

Barfin’ Barton: “Having been confronted over the use of false quotes, David Barton was forced to acknowledge their illegitimacy.”

Reflux Chux: New York Student Gets OK to Start Christian Club ‘Dare to Believe’ After She Was Told It Would Be Illegal

Hate-Ham In My Upchuck: Texas Public School Teaching Kids That Jews Practice ‘Flawed Religion’ and that Blacks Are ‘Descended from Ham’

 

End Times, Israel And John Hagee

  • Messianic Upchuck: How world wars begin: 50 rabbis call for storming the Aqsa platform
  • Time To End Upchuck: Megachurch pastor says: End Times Are Here and Began With the Re-Establishment of Israel
  • Because Hagee Upchux: Strict Rules And The Ten Commandments Would Have Prevented Unrest In Ferguson
  • Bibi’s Shonda: Bibi is none but a shonda fur die goyim — a disgrace in the eyes of the world
  • Up The Chuck: No news here: Peres: There will be no peace or security with Netanyahu

Fifty Shades Of Hate

  • Henry, John And Chuck: Fox News and the American Family Association May Own It, but Henry Ford and the John Birch Society Started the “War on Christmas”
  • It’s About The Hate-Chuck: There is a systemic, manufactured religious war going on in America. It’s passed down through families and churches. It’s exploited by “family values” spouting politicians
  • Ku Klux Chux: Texas school official who posted KKK ‘white Christmas’ image on Facebook: I’m not racist
  • Inovking The Upchuck: ‘Hitlerian’ Obama Using Ferguson To ‘Turn Our Cities Into Powder Kegs That Will Explode’
  • What God Chuck? Pastor Promises ‘AIDS-Free World By Christmas’ If We ‘Execute The Homos Like God Recommends’
  • Gushing Spew: How Right-Wing Evangelicals Stigmatize the Mentally Ill
  • Lock Up This Upchcker: Death to Obama; Death to “Homos”; What’s Next?
  • Evil Upchuck: Sandy Rios: Chokehold Victim Eric Garner ‘Knew The Drill’

 

Fifty Shades Of Stark Raving Mad

  • The Loons Are A’ Howlin’, The Pastor’s A-Pukin’: Pastor blames Noah’s flood on homosexuality, which he says “causes the land to actually vomit out its inhabitants”
  • Circling The Universe And Landing On Planet Bonkers: Tom Cruise studying to be Scientology co-leader
  • Emotionally Stunted Hurl: Bill Donohue says non-religious people are probably insane so he’ll pay for their much-needed therapy

 

If Media Is The Message

  • Puker, The Eighth Dwarf! Fox Bogusly Accuses Disney Of Being Anti-God
  • They Came, They Saw, They Hurled: Barber And Staver Blame Ferguson Unrest On Obama And Secular Government
  • Lions And Tigers And Atheists Oh Chuckiest: Religious Conservatives Freak Out Over Atheist Christmas Billboard

Politics Nation

  • Giving Good Chuck: Dear Evangelicals: You’re Being Had
  • Frothy Spew: Separation Of Church And State A Communist Idea, Not An American One
  • Bring On The Lions Chuckles: Let the ’16 Christian Olympic Games begin: Rick Perry Getting Ready to Inflict Himself on America in 2016
  • Bring ‘Em On II: LOOPY GOP (Christer) CANDIDATES ENTER THE FIELD. LET THE FUN BEGIN.
  • Christer At The Door: Far-Right Firebrand Ted Cruz Cozies Up to Casino Kingpin Sheldon Adelson and NY Billionaires
  • Bottom Feeder: Ben Carson stands by comparison of U.S. to Nazi Germany
  • Huckabee, Chuckabee: HUCKABEE: OBAMA WANTS TO HANG WITH THUGS AND BANGERS AT WHITE HOUSE

Religion Gone Bad

  • Fo’ Real Chuck: Scum Of The Earth Church?Scandal
  • Poop-De-Doop: Forget Jesus & Eternal Life: No Tithe, No Burial: Pastor Refuses to Bury 93-Year-Old Parishioner /
  • Ça Va Chuck: Atheist Christmas Billboards Spark Controversy
  • Oy. Oy. Oy. Oy. Chuck: Besties? Pope Francis and the Koch Bros Love and Serve the Poor Together
  • Tea Poopy: “Look at the Tea Party: Some of the angriest, most hateful people on earth, and they’re backed by what they think is Scripture”
  • Papal Smear: The Pope Has A Message For Christian Fundamentalists: You’re No Better Than ISIS
  • Things Are Getting Hairy Chuck: “Vigilantes of Christendom,” The Christian Terrorist Movement No One Wants To Talk About
  • Lands In Poop: “GOD’S LOBBYIST“ STEPS DOWN, BUT NOT OUT OF THE CULTURE WARS
  • Deep Dark Catholic Vomit: Catholic League: We Are Like ISIS Victims!
  • Zealous Vomit: 9 Ways Christian Zealots Ruin America

 

Same Sex Issues

  • U Ganda Be Kidding Chuck: Top Uganda Lawmaker: Foreigners Adopt Kids To Recruit Them Into Homosexuality
  • Urgently Upchucked: Breaking: Michigan House Passes Religious ‘License To Discriminate’ Bill
  • We Gather Together To Upchuck: GOP Lawmaker: Thanksgiving Reminds Us To Oppose Gay Rights
  • Swagified Poop-Chuck: Donnie Swaggart declared that gay activists would publicly behead Christians in America if they could get away with it, and Swaggart’s ministry immediately got it yanked from YouTube. Here it is.

Scandal

  • Peeping Mikveh-Chickveh: Rabbi Freundel, accused of using hidden camera to watch women in mikveh, fired from synagogue,
  • Is That A Monocular On Your Head Or Are You Just Happy To See Me? DC synagogue fires rabbi in ‘Peeping Tom’ case
  • Per Usual, Do As WE Say, Not As We Spew: Jehovah’s Witnesses under fire from former congregants who say child sex abuse was hushed
  • Situational Spew: Damn those family values. Newly-Elected Tea Party Rep. Indicted For Burglary, Theft
  • Damn That Dodgy 6th: Vicar, daughter held after baby’s death
  • Dodgy 6th II: Christian athletes charged with murder after homeowner kills accomplice in burglary attempt
  • Thou Shalt Not Adulter With AIDS On Thine Sheath: Pastor Juan McFarland Barred From Church After AIDS, Adultery Scandal

Science – Or Not

Supremes And Lower Courts

  • Klink, Klank, Klunck-Chunck: A former Navy chaplain who is praying for the death of Americans United’s Executive Director Barry W. Lynn isn’t faring so well in court.
  • Scrotal Danger: The Supreme Court Will Decide If A Woman Has The Right To Work While Pregnant
  • Scrotally Yours Encore: Liberty Counsel is taking its fight against New Jersey’s ban on “ex-gay” therapy all the way to the Supreme Court.

 

War On Christmas

  • Balls: Relax, the War on Christmas Is Over. Christmas Won, Again
  • Son Of A Bi . . . ll: Franklin Graham says that the “War on Christmas” is the work of the Devil
  • Who Really Needs The Shrink Here? O’Reilly Hosts Psychotherapists To Diagnose “Sadistic” War On Christmas
  • Ugh. Gag me: The Right’s 100 Years of Touting a ‘War on Christmas’
  • Frankly Puking: So. Wow. Franklin Graham: US Is Waging ‘War on Christmas & ‘War on Christ’ Over ‘Hatred’ of Christian

 

Antidotes

  • Oklahoma school district has announced that it will not implement a new Bible curriculum that was the subject of a scathing report from the Texas Freedom Network Education Fund this past June.
  • Woot Woot! D.C. bans gay conversion therapy of minors
  • If you can call it an antidote: IN WAKE OF ERIC GARNER CASE, SOUTHERN BAPTIST LEADER RIPS RACISM IN THE CHURCH
  • Surprising indeed: Ron Paul: Evangelicals Who Support War Are Inconsistent With Christ’s Teachings

Supreme Court Allows Same-Sex Marriages to Proceed in South Carolina

  • Federal judge slaps down Kansas creationist lawsuit claiming evolution a ‘religious belief’

 

 

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Your Weekly Upchucks: Shocking Religion News by Author @KCBoyd3

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K. C. Boyd, is the author of Being Christian - A Novel,: A black comedy guaranteed to take you on a wild and frightening ride deep into the dark side of the religious right. It is available on Amazon in multiple formats.

She is the go-to blogger for religion, hypocrisy, and all things church v. state.  You can read her earlier posts on The Political Carnival here and more about who she is on her own website here

Your Weekly Upchucks: The place where religion meets your rights

ARCHIVE - From November 26, 2014

Abortion

  • 5-4-Heartbreak: Breaking: SCOTUS allowing TX  to continue enforcing abortion restrictions that have led to more than 1/3 of  clinics stopping abortions. http://abcn.ws/1fewZKs

Beyond Loony, Beyond Hate – Simply Insane!

  •  Jesus Rapes-Chuck? Man charged in unspeakably brutal rape claims to ‘have Jesus on his side’ bit.ly/1eiWVBv

Creationism

  • Breach of Constitution-Chuck! Williamstown,KY Partners w/Answers in Genesis 2 Issue $62 Million in Securities 2 Help Noah’s Ark Replica Park http://bit.ly/HRJQno

Education

  • Is Education Itself Abstinent-Chuck? Religious abstinence-only speakers are a serious problem in public high schools. bit.ly/18lw8ne

End Times/Hagee/Christian Zionism

Fifty Shades Of Hate

  • What Me Racist-Chuck? Tea Party activists at pro-coup rally featuring Confederate flag emblem insist they’re not racist bit.ly/18MITDM

Fifty Shades of Lies/Hypocrisy/Propaganda

  • A Monday Morning Scandal-Chuck: Nine pastors & priests arrested in massive international child porn bust.bit.ly/1f8JkQf

Fifty Shades Of Loony

  • Cuppa Joe-Chuck? Drinking Starbucks Is Like Committing Treason Against God. bit.ly/1aqljRc

Guns

  • Falwell’s Guns-Chuck: Student Shot & Killed At Liberty University,one of the few universities 2 allow(encourage) student carry.bit.ly/1aqpr3y

Legislators And Their Legislation

  • Michele Still Upchucking Away: ‘Treasonous’ Obama Wants Iran 2 Have A Nuclear Bomb bit.ly/I1JrPB

Military

  • A Road Too Far-Chuck? Kenneth Copeland & sidekick David Barton think war-related PTSD  is result of demonic possession. http://bit.ly/HVDHqc

Same Sex Issues

  • When religion Does Bad-Chuck: Methodist pastor found guilty at church trial for officiating at gay son’s wedding wapo.st/1h0rJuk

Supremes And Lower Courts

  • Bad Time For Libs-Chuck: “The single most important fact to understand about the Federalist Society — indeed, about the conservative legal movement in general — is that it once viewed the Supreme Court as its greatest enemy, but the Roberts Court is now the best friend it has in the American government.” http://bit.ly/1irjerz

Women’s Issues

  • How They Really Feel-Chuck: Wives who aren’t subservient to husbands are preaching ‘false gospel,’ Southern Baptist official warns bit.ly/17PhtSJ

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Your Weekly Upchucks: Shocking Religion News by Author @KCBoyd3

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K. C. Boyd, is the author of Being Christian - A Novel,: A black comedy guaranteed to take you on a wild and frightening ride deep into the dark side of the religious right. It is available on Amazon in multiple formats.

She is the go-to blogger for religion, hypocrisy, and all things church v. state.  You can read her earlier posts on The Political Carnival here and more about who she is on her own website here

Your Weekly Upchucks: The place where religion meets your rights

The Weekly Upchuck November 23, 2014

Abortion, Contraception and Women’s Issues

  • Today I Vomit, Yesterday I Puked, Tomorrow I Shall Upchuck: GOP-Controlled States Are Already Busy Preparing New Abortion Restrictions For 2015
  • The OCD Of Pukey-Puke: How America’s Obsession With Bad Birth Control Hurts and Even Kills Women
  • They Came, They Saw, They Upchucked: Missouri Poised to Re-Introduce Abortion Clinic Inspection Bill
  • But Many Remember Chuck: What Americans Have Forgotten About The Era Before Roe v. Wade
  • Pope Francis And His Purpose Driven Poop: POPE, CHRISTIAN CONSERVATIVES TEAM UP TO PROMOTE PATRIARCHY
  • Back To The Future Of Hurl: The Ohio House Committee on Health and Aging passed a six-week abortion ban. That’s right, the so-called “heartbeat” bill is moving again.

Christian Nation

  • The Importance Of Frank-ly Upchucking: How My Dad and I Helped Create the Tea Party GOP and Terrorist Extremism
  • Hucking For Theocracy: Huckabee Hints at firing atheists working for the government
  • Rapture-Spew: Why Does the World Not End? The rapture is big business, so you know the hits will keep on coming.
  • Ring-A-Ding-Upchuck: Why You Shouldn’t Donate to the Salvation Army Bell Ringers
  • The Lone Star Puke: ‘Christians Have Infiltrated The Republican Party In Texas’ And Turned It Into A Revival
  • A Zeal For Chuckitude: Christian Zealots — ISIS in America
  • WTF-Chuck? Mississippi Group Seeks To Declare Christianity As State Religion
  • Been Here, Done That Chuckie: RELIGIOUS TESTS AND THE U.S. CONSTITUTION
  • Freedom to Vomit All Over The Constitution? The Rise of State “Religious Freedom” Bills
  • Exclusively Upchucked By Bry-Bry: Bryan Fischer pulled no punches yesterday in calling for a candidate for president chosen by a summit composed of Religious Right leaders. “It’s kind of like picking a pope,” said Fischer.
  • Big Time Vomit: 17 Photos Take You Inside Museum of the Bible, Opening 2017

 

Creationism

  • Created Upchuck: Creationists say theoretical physicist Lawrence Krauss is like Hitler: ‘Very, very terrifying’
  • Or Not Chuck: Though not all of America’s Founding Fathers were Bible-believing Christians, this nation was nevertheless founded on biblical principles.
  • W-T-Fux-Chux???? ESPN Suspends Keith Law From Twitter For Defending Evolution
  • You Can Hear Their Brain Synapses Virtually Snap, Crackle, Pop, Upchuck: Ken Ham ‘s brain trust blames climate change on the fall of Adam and resulting Great Flood

 

Education

 

End Times, Israel And John Hagee

  • Hagee’s Jowls A’Quiver While The Rest Of Us Hurl: As terror escalates, Israelis and Palestinians are racing to the abyss
  • Get Me To The Toilet. Fast: ISRAEL WILL BE A 2016 EVANGELICAL LITMUS TEST
  • And No One Cares Chuck: The Israeli messianic far-right has morphed from the negligible margins of society to the heart of Israeli politics
  • Intentional Upchuck: The rise of Messianic Jews in both the US and Israel raises questions about their alliance with Christian Zionists and the ultimate intentions of those with End Times on their minds.
  • Shelly’s Faustian Love Hurl: Zionists Of America (ZOA) to honor Cruz, Hagee – Sheldon Adelson to present Hagee w/Adelson award
  • Guns, Germs, War And Upchuck: We all know how this’ll work out: Recipe for disaster, as Israel allows more civilians to carry guns

Fifty Shades Of Hate

Fifty Shades Of Lies And Propaganda

  • Boy-Kin He Hurl: Jerry Boykin says Valerie Jarrett wants a nuclear Iran because she’s “Persian, she’s an Iranian”
  • Doody In His Mouth: Rafael Cruz: The Poor Man’s David Barton
  • Donny’s Dump: Jimmy Swaggart’s son: LGBT activists would behead Christians if they could

Fifty Shades Of Stark Raving Mad

  • Always The Pat-Chuck: Pat Robertson Cures A Neck Injury Via Text Message
  • Who Can Forget Chuck? I Did!! Egads! Remember When the Religious Right Attacked ‘The Little Mermaid’?
  • Barking. Mad.: END-TIMES WATCHER SEES SATAN IN AN ENERGY DRINK

If Media’s The Message

  • Doo-Wa-Diddie-Pukin”: Bryan’s Lyin’: ‘Freedom of Religion’ in US is only a choice of which Christian church to join
  • Crazy-Big Tinfoil Kind Of Upchuck: Church Leaders Alarmed IRS Could Pose as Clergy to Access Privileged Information, Enforce Birth Control Mandate
  • Diggin’ On Dumpin’: Why more than 100,000 people have asked TLC to dump the Duggars
  • Batty-Patty, Pukey-Lukey: Pat Buchanan: America Becoming ‘The Third World Country Of Obama’s Dream’
  • Dug A Hole And At Least Half The Population Fell – Er Upchucked – In It; “Rather than being extreme, the Duggars represent the majority of people…
  • The Stuff Good Pukes Are Made Of: Bride of Christ revolts: Escape from Duggarville: How playing the good Christian housewife almost killed me

Military

  • Tilted Toward Puke-ocracy: Religious advocates spar in House hearing.The hearing was heavily tilted toward the conservative activists…”
  • With One Side Puking Theocracy: Advocates paint differing pictures of the state of religion in the military
  • Tsunamis of Upchuck, Chuck: Pentagon’s Religious Guidance Spurred ‘Tsunami of Confusion’
  • Regarding the confusion over religious freedom in the military,
  • Oy-Yoy-Yoy My Chuckers: Weinstein told CP that he believed it was “intentional” and the product of a “fundamentalist Christian para-church military corporate congressional proselytizing complex.”
  • Gorillas Puke Too: Evangelical/Crusader military chaplains, the 800 pound gorilla that Dems are ignoring.
  • Walt’s Gestalt Of Upchuck: Ironic coming from an End Timer: End of the world’ possible if military restricts chaplains, Rep. Walter Jones\] says

Politics Nation

Religion Gone Bad

  • Might. Could. Hurl. Does Religion Cause More Harm than Good? Brits Say Yes. Here’s Why They May be Right
  • Diapers Full Of Vomit: Reza Aslan trashes biblical literalism: The gospels are absolutely replete with errors
  • To The Contrary, Pass The Barf Bag: Praise The Lord And Pass The Ammunition
  • It’s About Dignity Chuck: Brittany Maynard ‘s mom blasts Vatican remarks
  • Huck-A-Chuck: “No religious test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States.” Article VI, paragraph 3, of the Constitution of the United States: Now, examine the words of Mr. Mike Huckabee, Christian fundamentalist politician extraordinaire.
  • Smilin’ While Puking: Rick Warren, Russell Moore Warn Against Current Sexual Revolution, Defend Marriage at Vatican Conference With Pope Francis
  • Curiously Vomitous: Why Some on the Christian Right Loathe Lincoln
  • Who Really Wants To Take Over The World Chuckie? Did Anyone Say Christian Caliphate? Why has Pentecostalism grown so dramatically in Latin America?
  • No Upchuck Out Of The Mouths Of These Babes: Kids Don’t Lie: Poll: Children now describe someone who is religious as dangerous or threatening
  • And Jesus Hurled: Thanksgiving Message From “Christian” GOP to Hispanics “Go Home Border Ni—rs!”
  • When The Last Tree Dies Chuck: A big reason climate change isn’t a priority: The apocalypse

 

Same Sex Issues

 

Sausage Makers And Their Snausage

  • Cavortin’ With The Horton Puker: Look who’s Mike Huckabee’s scribe on European jaunt — Floyd Brown of Willie Horton fame.
  • Bah Humbug. The Science Of Puke: And so it begins: House Passes Bill To Stop EPA From Using Science To Craft Pollution Rules

Scandal

  • All Good In God’s Service? I Think Not Chuck: How the Religious Right Scams Their Way Onto the NY Times Bestseller List
  • The Single Porny Priest Society: In Jesus’ Name: Catholic leaders in St. Paul hid evidence of priest’s child porn collection from police for 16 years
  • Poorly Upchucked Scam: Texas Sues Dallas Church For $277,279 Meant To Feed Poor
  • Holy Moly Chuck: Holy man’ jailed for 13 years for rape and abuse of girl
  • Treating Potatoes Better, Chuck: Idaho Christian faith healers — 12 kids have died since 2011, and nobody’s doing anything about it
  • Big Upchuck From The Left: HRC co-founder indicted for allegedly having sex with a 15-year-old boy
  • Beanie Baby? More From The Left: Influential gay rights advocate and top Obama donor, Terry Bean, and alleged former boyfriend arrested for child rape
  • When Upchuck Destroys: Twin Cities archdiocese weighs bankruptcy, cites costs of sex abuse cases

 

Supremes And Lower Courts

  • Voiding In Their Pants: Michigan Tells Court That 300 Same-Sex Couples’ Marriages Are Void
  • Hie Them To Jail Chuck! Then There’s This. Priests for Life group to defy court’s birth control ruling
  • Ken The Blackwell Upchucketh: America’s elites — political, cultural, educational and legal — are using the courts to impose a social-sexual revolution on American society.
  • Um, What Chuck???? Catholic Church Says It Doesn’t Have To Show Up In Court After Fired Female Teacher Files Suit
  • Crimson Tide Of Puke: Alabama Judge Figured Out How To Dismantle Roe v. Wade-His writings fuel the biggest threat 2 abortion rights in a generation

 

Antidotes

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Only Pat Robertson -- and his Flock -- Would Denigrate Robin Williams

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farrell

This is so far past Ick that new adjectives need forming and disseminating.

But then again, Pat Robertson's middle name is Ick.

Robertson brings it back to liberal sin and excess every time, but targeting the revered and only recently passed Robin Williams was a Christian Slime move of the first water.

Don't you just want to move next-door to that?

Here are a couple of Robertson doozies:

'There is no such thing as separation of church and state in the Constitution. It is a lie of the Left and we are not going to take it anymore.'

dionpalin

'The flooding of New Orleans is a sign that God is tired of seeing his creation mocked by the Mardi Gras and its perverted display of debauchery and exposed breasts.'

Robertson has a catalogue of incidents (or perhaps a roomful of binders) that should have had him certified years and years and years and years and years ago. He's stuck somewhere between 1776 and 1945.

Sad, really … until you think about how many millions (perhaps billions) Robertson and his ilk of Ick have put the tithing squeeze on their subscribers/bank-roll/churchgoers to attain.

patwomen

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