Now that the Super Bowl is just a distant memory, some of the commercials you may have missed but were produced for that huge audience are finally being seen.
This one's for a new product, especially useful for clean-up chores after a big Super Bowl bash. All those dropped chips and dip, the salted nuts, assorted pizza toppings, and caked on guacamole ground deep into the carpet. Oh, and let's not forget the stale spilled beer smell.
In times like these that a woman could use some help in the clean-up department. And it's not coming from you manly men. Besides, that shit's women's work. No, the only thing you gals need is a Swiffle. It combines the stalwart cleaning abilities of a Swiffer with the genteel sense of a lamenting "sniffle" for being stuck with all the post-party elbow grease and hard work facing you.
Until now you've felt there was no way out, and certainly no help from your dude. Relax. Swiffle has arrived. And it has many everyday uses, not just for post Super Bowl events. It's tough enough to take on all sorts of dirt, grease and grime. Who knows, one day it could even be used for Congress, especially in the GOP caucus rooms. They're sorely overdue for a deep house cleansing.
Hopefully this light and breezy (doesn't that already sound like a Madison Avenue description?) satire will open some eyes and some minds.