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Rand Paul, what if a Dem joked about trading YOU "instead of 5 Taliban"? Hmm?


not funny hahaha no

This tweet is already a couple of days old, but calling out Rand Paul for his tone deaf idiocy never gets old:

rand paul tweet Bergdahl trade Dems

He got a lot of Twitter backlash, but check out the very first reply he received:

"Isn't that redundant? and how would you tell the difference?"

Two class acts.

What patriots.

What jokesters.

What the f***.

The real joke is Rand Paul, a very, very bad one.

So let's get this straight. According to Paul and his fanboy @varifrank, the words Democrats and Taliban are interchangeable and/or President Obama should have handed over Dems to the Taliban. To be imprisoned. And tortured. And possibly killed. Isn't that a knee-slapper? Are we laughing yet?

No. We are not.

Some "jokes" are not funny, Rand Paul. And that you would make light of a very serious situation, that you would imply that Democrats' lives are worthless, that you would equate them with deadly enemies is pretty appalling.

He's your guy, GOP. This is the lowlife many in your party would like to see as commander in chief, residing in the White House, attending state dinners, handling delicate negotiations with other world leaders, and as the president who is responsible for the health and welfare of all Americans.

Go ahead, Republicans. Make Rand Paul your nominee. We dare you.


VIDEO- N. Carolina GOP lawmaker: Obama not a traitor because he hasn't "done one thing to harm Kenya."


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North Carolina GOP state Rep. Larry Pittman is a real card. What a comedian. He's a regular Laugh. Riot! Italicized!

No, I'll do you one better: He oughta get his very own late night talk show... so we can turn him off.

Here's what he told his supporters at a town hall meeting in Concord, via Taegan. Equally disturbing: the crowd laughed:

Someone had posted something with a picture of Barack Obama and across it said "traitor." And, you know, I don't always agree with the guy, I certainly didn't vote for him but I gotta defend him on this one.

I just don't think it's right at all to call Barack Obama a traitor. There's a lot of things he's done wrong but he is not a traitor. Not as far as I can tell. I haven't come across any evidence yet that he has done one thing to harm Kenya.

not funny hahaha no


Timing is Everything Dept: Lindsey Graham tweets 'joke' about John McCain dying in Syria


nice glass of stfu

I just got back after spending the day with my family, scanned a few tweets to catch up, and ran across this one from my Twitter pal Christine Pelosi, totally unaware of the context:

pelosi tweet graham joke

Then I saw this:

graham tweet Syria

First rule of comedy: It has to be funny, not only to the joke teller, but to the audience. That's kind of mandatory.

Wisecracking about a diplomatic mission now makes your obsession and accusations about the Benghazi Not-Scandal off limits, Linds. You blew it. You were tasteless, you showed terrible judgment, and your timing was atrocious.

Call me crazy, but I was under the impression that Memorial Day is the time to honor the sacrifices of our amazing military and dedicated officials, as opposed to say, cheapening them.

Lindsey apparently didn't get the non-edited memo.


"Keep calm and rape them" tee shirt for sale on Amazon UK


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UPDATE: I ran a search today and it looks like these have been pulled.

rape tee amazon 3Link

rape tee amazon 1Link

rape tee amazon 2Link

Was this intended to be some sick joke? Is the site for real? Is the tee shirt? Have I been punk'd? 

I don't think so. I Googled "UK Amazon" and did a search. The top photo is what I found, the other two links were sent to me by Twitter pal @samuelpeepses.

If it is, indeed, supposed to be "funny", then the "joke" is at the expense of women who have suffered traumatic, life-changing, devastating violence. If not, which is as unimaginable as hawking this dreck, does Amazon bother to screen their submissions? Why would they sell such an appalling tee? And profit off of it?

Nice message to send out to the kiddies, too, right Amazon?

Here are the comments posted about this vile product:

Keep Calm and Rape Them (Black) Fine Jersey T-Shirt (Apparel)

Average Customer Rating: (1.0 / 5.0)
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Are you kidding?
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1 Mar 2013 By Andrew Banks
18 out of 18 found this helpful

Are you serious?
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1 Mar 2013 By Anonymoosh "morgainuk"
9 out of 9 found this helpful

This has to be a joke...
Customer rating 1.0/5.0
1 Mar 2013 By Devin
8 out of 8 found this helpful

Awful unfunny product
Customer rating 1.0/5.0
1 Mar 2013 By S. Tippins "Sam"
6 out of 6 found this helpful

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1 Mar 2013 By Pamela Watters
4 out of 4 found this helpful

Ban this
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1 Mar 2013 By kitehkate "kate11982"
2 out of 2 found this helpful

AWFUL! CRIMINAL! Disgusting.
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1 Mar 2013 By Steel Ranger