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VIDEO- N. Carolina GOP lawmaker: Obama not a traitor because he hasn't "done one thing to harm Kenya."


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North Carolina GOP state Rep. Larry Pittman is a real card. What a comedian. He's a regular Laugh. Riot! Italicized!

No, I'll do you one better: He oughta get his very own late night talk show... so we can turn him off.

Here's what he told his supporters at a town hall meeting in Concord, via Taegan. Equally disturbing: the crowd laughed:

Someone had posted something with a picture of Barack Obama and across it said "traitor." And, you know, I don't always agree with the guy, I certainly didn't vote for him but I gotta defend him on this one.

I just don't think it's right at all to call Barack Obama a traitor. There's a lot of things he's done wrong but he is not a traitor. Not as far as I can tell. I haven't come across any evidence yet that he has done one thing to harm Kenya.

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VIDEO: Ted Cruz fan thinks "Canada is not really foreign soil." Then neither is Mexico. Welcome in, amigos!



Our own Lucian (@lwdgrfx) spotted more right wing hypocrisy, stupidity, and even found some humor in this eye-popping post at Raw Story.

Birther Christina Katok, of course, an avid Ted Cruz fan, proves once again how so many of these right wing extremists are of very little, if any, brain.

As you probably know by now, Cruz recently released his Canadian birth certificate which proved that he was born in a foreign country (Canada) to an American mother.

But Katok doesn't seem to understand a few basics, as you can see in the video where you can watch her say the following at a Texas tea party rally:

As far as I’m concerned, Canada is not really foreign soil,” she explained, adding that she was more worried about the president’s “strong ties to Kenya.” She noted that Obama had not released his long-form birth certificate until after he was elected.

What if Canadians were brown people who didn't speak English, Birther Christina? Would you make the same claim, as far as you're concerned? What if President Obama's skin was as white as yours?

I'll dispense with further snarky commentary, because Lucian nailed it in two sentences. As he points out so astutely:

"If Canada 'is not really foreign soil' because they're our neighbors, then neither is Mexico. Therefore, we no longer need to worry about deporting Mexican citizens here without papers because hey, what's the problem - they're not foreigners!

Trying to maintain Ted Cruz is eligible for the presidency but President Obama is not? Priceless."

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VIDEO-- Here we go again. TX GOP Rep. Blake Farenthold: House has votes to impeach Pres. Obama "tomorrow"


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The video is from a town hall meeting in Luling, Texas. Rep. Blake Farenthal responded to a constituent who asked if he would support an investigation into whether Obama forged his birth certificate. Neanderthal Farenthal agreed to check out a 57-page affidavit from (wait for it) Lt. Mike Zullo, Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s Cold Case Posse lead investigator. Apparently it contains proof that President Obama's birth certificate is fake.

Of course it does. Does it also say he's black? Because that's really the point, isn't it?

The Hill:

GOP Rep. Blake Farenthold (Texas) said House Republicans have enough votes to impeach President Obama, but warned the effort to remove him from office would be unsuccessful and could damage the country.

If we were to impeach the president tomorrow, you could probably get the votes in the House of Representatives to do it,” Farenthold said at an Aug. 10 town-hall meeting.

At first, Farenthold had pangs of regret that Congress didn't pursue the president's Kenyanage during the 2008 campaign, but then he felt it necessary to explain why Republicans didn't try to impeach.

See, the country would be harmed if they did that, see, because the House would have rabidly hunted down Obama like an animal, but then the clearly misguided Senate-- controlled by Dems-- would have made them look like the bottom-feeders they are.

What message do we send to America if we impeach Obama and he gets away with what he’s impeached for and is found innocent?” Farenthold said.

Ooo! Ooo! Pick me! I know! I know! The message would be that birthers need lobotomies!

Follow the link to see which other House Republicans are salivating over totally groundless impeachment proceedings and therefore have no right to hold public office.



Donald Trump's wiglets, er, kidlets tell him to kindly STFU... allegedly.


The three eldest Trump wiglets, er, kidlets allegedly told Daddy Dearest to STFU, er, tone things down when it comes to one of his favorite pastimes: Being outspoken, er, Obama bashing. Allegedly.

They inexplicably believe that he has a reputation to protect. And by reputation, they mean total lack of self-awareness, a foul mouth and decaying mind. What's left of it, that is.

However, they did acknowledge that former Romney surrogate Donald Trump is what's known in intellectual circles as an "attention whore," thrives on pooper-scoopers of "look at me", and is prone to overkill.

Via the Daily News:

“The three of them met and went to see their dad in his Fifth Ave. office. They showed a lot of respect, but told him he’s worked too long and too hard to build up the reputation he has. They understand completely he’s always been outspoken and that he likes attention, but this is too much,” says a source who knew about the mid-October meeting.

Trump’s rep denies any such meeting ever took place.

He also denies the validity of President Obama's citizenship, college records, marriage, and even a presidential appearance on the Tonight Show.

Pot. Kettle. Preposterous.