Last time I looked, the 2016 elections come AFTER the 2014 elections, which seems obvious to those of us who can count. And who own calendars. And who aren't news dee jays. And who don't have zillions of dollars available to influence elections, dollars that they slather all over their favorite candidates and causes. So who better to mock the premature 2016 election speculation glut than-- ta daa!-- Jon Stewart on The Daily Show.
Presenting "Democalypse 2014: 2016 Foreplay Edition," the "prespeculation hypotheticals":
Why speculate about the near future-- when you can speculate about the far future? Coming up: Your ten day forecast!-- For next February...
Clinton v. Bush! Thank god we fought a bloody war against England so that political power would no longer be consolidated in but one family, because in my mind, two just makes sense...
Does this mean [Hillary's] hungry for 2016? ... We don't know. Because we can't know. But still. What?...
I wonder if old Wyatt Oops [Rick Perry] is gonna get back in the saddle?... I know what he's doing!... He's going from the handsome bimbo to the bookworm!
He said that in reference to Perry's "glasses of ensmartenment."
And he didn't forget to skewer the Bushes. NosirreeGeorge.
H/t: The Week