Once again, Jon Stewart kills it on The Daily Show. This time around, he's all over Donald Sterling and Karl Rove the way slime oozes all over Republicans-- like Nebraska U.S. Senate nominee Ben Sasse (R), who will "promote almost anarchistic vision" as Senator: Religion trumps law.
Above is Bill Clinton's reaction. Below is Jon Stewart's inimitable take on The Daily Show:
Apparently Karl Rove unskewed that number [the number of days Hillary Clinton was in the hospital after her fall].
Clearly, he thought CraniumGate was going to be a slam dunk talking point. Turns out, not really.
"I never said 'brain damage'! All I said, I merely noted, in passing, that she was wearing traumatic brain injury eye wear, whaddyacall there, loboto-lenses, whatever! The boop-boop! glasses, you know, whatever you want to call 'em."
Really, Karl, you sure you want to go conspiracy route on this one?
Unanswered questions! An attempted cover-up! My god! It's Brainghazi!!
How many synapses! We need the truth!! Brainghazi!!!!!
Just one quick question before you go there, House MD: When did you start caring so much about the brain fitness of those who have to hold the Oval Office?
I assume it was right after your boss fell and banged his head after losing a battle with the pretzel. Dude blacks out, next thing you know he's starting an unprovoked war in Iraq.
Now he spends his days eating applesauce and painting his feet.
So, Karl, how do you explain your own cranial issues? Or your former boss's?