Paddy just forwarded me an e-mail she got. I’d have thanked her, but I was too busy pulling my hair out:

A message to all members of Tea Party Nation

The drum beat for Amnesty is here.  The Obama Regime and the drive-by media are pushing Amnesty with stories about illegals who are just here “to make a better life” for themselves.  The media is ignoring stories of the horrors if illegal immigration.  At TPN, we want to highlight some of these stories.  We need your help.

We have set up a forum for stories of illegal immigration.  If have been the victim of a crime by an illegal, or if your business has gone under because your competition uses illegals, or if you have lost your job to illegals, we want to know about it.  If you have photos and videos of illegals or their supporters doing outrageous things (like burning the American flag or putting the Mexican flag above ours, or showing racist posters), please share those as well.

We need to get the true story out about illegal immigration and we need your help to do it.

Our forum is here.

Stop by and contribute.  Take the time to read some of the other stories and share them.   We must stop illegal immigration.  The future of our country, for our children and our grandchildren, depends on it.

First, it might be wise to check for typos before sending out a bunch of e-mails. Then again, if the Tea Potty signs are any indication of Tea Bagger writing skills, well, this is the most literate message I’ve seen to date. Moving on…

The Obama regime, they say. Yes, it’s a regime. A big, bad socialist regime that is coddling drug dealers and murderers, inviting them to join us in the land of the free.

Sidebar: How many members of the Tea Party Nation have grandparents/great-grandparents from not-America who came here to “make a better life” for themselves? Hands?

Yeah, I thought so.

And watch out! Hide the kids! All those scary, thuggy “illegals” are after us, victimizing innocent Americans by brutally mowing their lawns and cleaning their toilets.  Why, there are lily white U.S. citizens just lining up to do an honest day’s work like that! Those selfish “illegals” are snapping up those desirable, highly paid, perk-filled jobs by the thousands… all while murdering your neighbors.

And how outrageous of someone who is proud of their heritage to carry the flag of their native country.  Would holding an American flag in, say, England or– dun, dun dun-n-n!– France be something they’d condemn? Why, of course they would, because that would be outrageous!

As for racist posters, maybe this will jog their deteriorating memories:

And finally, our children and grandchildren might, you know, benefit from the tax revenue generated by “illegals”, not to mention learn from friends who would gladly teach them about their culture, therefore expanding their horizons, opening their eyes to a vast, beautiful, diverse world beyond our barbed wired borders.

For the record, I took out the link Tea Bagger Nation included in the e-mail.