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The Right Wing’s Stance on Sex Makes No Sense Whatsoever

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Okay, right-wingers…let’s go through this.  You don’t want sex education in the schools (where else are kids going to learn? No, they won’t learn at home.), you don’t want birth control, you don’t want abortions, you don’t want the morning-after pill, and you don’t want unmarried pregnant teenagers.  Do you all need to take sex education classes? I’m beginning to think so.

Here’s a hint: neither storks nor angels brings unwanted children into this world.  Teenagers do and will engage in sexual behavior – they’re teenagers!

From this article:
OB-GYNs Are Confused By The Political Fight To Restrict Emergency Contraception

http://thinkprogress.org/health/2013/05/17/2030811/ob-gyns-emergency-contraception-fight/

– Owen Montgomery, MD: “I would much rather have a 13- to 14-year-old girl who needs emergency contraception have access to it than come to my office with an unwanted pregnancy… In our clinics in the university, we see lots and lots of teenagers. And many of these young ladies have no access to good parental role models, and they need access to emergency contraception when they need access. And they can’t wait for permission from a judge, or someone else of authority

But you, RWers, don’t want this, right?  You want teenage mothers, apparently – or, let’s say, clearly  You want children who are raped to bear their rapists’ children. And why?  Is it ‘God’s will’ that they have the children of their rapists or fathers or brothers or cousins?

You don’t seriously believe abstinence-only policies work, do you?

Video Overnight Thread- Senior Citizens Thoughts on Gay Sex

I snorted. Via.

VIDEO: GOP Pa. mayor arrested for kidnapping 20-year-old man; gave him alcohol, wanted oral sex, fired gun

GOP anonymous cartoon

 

“My name is Jay, and I am a Republican, a hypocrite, a creep, AND an alcoholic.”

 

“Hi Jay.”

Marcus Hook, Pennsylvania Mayor Jay Schiliro is in– How did Dick Cheney put it again? Oh yeah– “deep doo-doo.”

The party of “family values” strikes again. Via the Delaware County Daily Times:

Arrested last week on charges he abused his position to imprison a 20-year-old Trainer man during a drunken, gun-wielding encounter at his home in February, Marcus Hook Mayor James “Jay” Schiliro has dropped his bid for re-election. But he said Wednesday he plans to finish out his term as mayor. [...]

Authorities allege that late on the evening of Feb. 21, Schiliro contacted the young man by text message and had a police officer deliver him to his borough home. There… the mayor allegedly gave the young man alcohol and produced three firearms, one of which was fired into papers inside the house. During the encounter, the mayor repeatedly asked the young man if he could give him oral sex, according to court documents.

He’s being charged with “official oppression, recklessly endangering another person, unlawful restraint, false imprisonment and providing alcohol to a minor,” all misdemeanors.

Did I mention that Mayor Jay’s 13-year-old daughter was asleep upstairs?

He’s out on $50,000 bail, as long as he stays away from firearms and of course, any contact with the 20-year-old man whom he plied with drink and with whom he really, really wanted to engage in oral sex. Allegedly.

He once filed an ethics complaint against a Democrat, which is ironic. You know what else is ironic? He’s a member of Mayors Against Illegal Guns. I wonder what he thinks about marriage equality.

And here’s one more nugget that just boggles the sane mind:

While caucus meetings are not typically well-attended, Manerchia said there was a standing-room-only crowd, with attendance split between those in support of the mayor staying on and those in favor of his immediate resignation.

“I’d say it was 50-50,” Manerchia said.

I’msorrywhat?

Of course, conservatives are making a big deal out of this because of his affiliation to Mayors Against Illegal Guns. One blogger put it this way: Leftist Hypocrite on Guns Arrested for Having Gun.

As has been reported everywhere, the “leftist” is clearly a Republican. Nice try.

Bonus Cartoon of the Day- Tony Weiner Comeback

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Via.

Video- The Daily Show: Sodomy! Zygotes! Welfare!

James Carville: “Running for president is like sex.” Well, not exactly.

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Because, you know, we just haven’t beaten this dead horse long enough.

Via Maureen Dowd’s column, “Can We Get Hillary Without the Foolery?“:

It’s such a silly question. Of course Hillary is running. I’ve never met a man who was told he could be president who didn’t want to be president. So naturally, a woman who’s told she can be the first commandress in chief wants to be.

Running for president is like sex,” James Carville told me. “No one ever did it once and forgot about it.

But enough about Hillary. We have president/sex snarkitude to indulge in:

1. If running for president is like sex, then it’s clear that a whole lot of candidates are in dire need of Viagra.

2. Memorable, sure. But pleasurable? Team Romney, your thoughts?

3. Wait. We all know Carville knows a thing or two about presidential campaigns. He’s never had forgettable sex? (Bygones)

Via the L.A. Times

Via the L.A. Times

4. If running for president was like sex for George W. Bush (pass the brain bleach), that explains why he screwed the country.

5. Is there a morning after pill?

6. Or mirth control?

7. Why are we the ones who need protection?

8. Running for president is like sex, huh? To Republicans, more like a one blight stand.

9. Yet so many anti-choice Republicans have aborted campaigns.

10. If a candidate feels pressured into running, is it “legitimate” sex?

11. And if a candidate pulls out early… ?

I could go on forever. I’m done now. Your turn.

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Conservative super-PAC FreedomWorks made video of fake panda bear performing oral sex on fake Hillary Clinton

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There conservatives go again, showing off those family values of theirs. And by family values I mean hypocrisy, incredibly vile taste, and sexism.

David Corn at Mother Jones is reporting on tea party group and super-PAC FreedomWorks (where Dick Armey used to work) producing a video of a fake panda bear performing fake oral sex on a fake Hillary Clinton. The video was scrapped, but that won’t erase the sick incentive, the reporting, the mental image, or the disgusting subject matter:

In one segment of the film, according to a former official who saw it, [Adam Brandon, executive vice president of the group] is seen waking from a nap at his desk. In what appears to be a dream or a nightmare, he wanders down a hallway and spots a giant panda on its knees with its head in the lap of a seated Hillary Clinton and apparently performing oral sex on the then-secretary of state. Two female interns at FreedomWorks were recruited to play the panda and Clinton. One intern wore a Hillary Clinton mask. The other wore a giant panda suit that FreedomWorks had used at protests to denounce progressives as panderers. (See herehere, and here.) Placing the panda in the video, a former FreedomWorks staffer says, was “an inside joke.”

Another FreedomWorks staffer who worked there at the time confirms that ”Yes, this video was created.” [...]

How was that not some form of sexual harassment?” a former FreedomWorks official asks, noting that two female interns had been requested to act out a pretend sex scene. “And there were going to be thousands of Christian conservatives at this thing. This was a terrible lack of judgment.

“Lack of judgment.” That’s putting it mildly.

FreePAC, a FreedomWorks conference in July, 2012, was supposed to have shown the video, but that never happened. Apparently some of the saner staffers were appalled enough to change a few minds.

According to a former FreedomWorks official, Adam Brandon defended the film. He found it to be creative and funny. To repeat, he found it to be  creative and funny.

As we’ve noted in previous posts, including AUDIO– Fox mocks 102-year-old who waited hours to vote: “What’s the big deal? She was happy, conservatives have a very twisted, perverted definition of the word “funny.”

Other examples of their so-called humor:

VIDEO: John McCain jokes about “mercilessly interrogating, waterboarding” John Kerry at confirmation hearing

Taco restaurant thinks their “How to Catch an Illegal Immigrant” t-shirts are “witty and comical”

Karl Rove: “We should sink Todd Akin. If he’s found mysteriously murdered, don’t look for my whereabouts!”

Pennsylvania GOP official’s “joke”: Obama supporter is “mentally retarded”

VIDEO- What makes Mitt Romney chuckle: Abusing dogs, gay schoolmates, employees, Medicare recipients, the sight-challenged…

I could go on, but I won’t.

family values my ass

Happy Valentine’s Day!