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Sean Hannity Inanity On Israeli Soil – What Could Go Wrong?



I’m kind of feeling sympathetic to Israel today, His Excellency, Prince o’ Fvx Nation, Sean wackadoo Hannity thought he ought to fly on over and see what he could do to escalate the Mideast conflict.

We don’t want any country to represent us by Idjits without parallel, Republican war mongers, the Lipton Brigade or whatever Rand Paul thinks he’s selling … so when I checked the Fvx Noise crowd yesterday I gaped at the sight of Hannity reporting live [and ever so dramatically] from Israel. Literally gaped, my mouth was gaping away for a good thirty seconds.


Apologies as always for Morning Fvx, and your complimentary Orvis Waders and Method™ Troll Spray are by the entrance. Today you might need a TPC slicker from the mudroom, it’s Raining Idjit Men.

I suspect when the president went after ‘the Haters’ last week, Hannity, Limpbaugh and Coulter had to have been on his mind.

Which brings us back to the outrageous fire-fanner, an egoist par excellence — Sean Hannity. The Yeller. Dearly beloved of the GOP, particularly the Teabaggers and their heroes.


Of course we have a large army of Christian soldiers who need to grasp Israel in their little hateful paws, they want Israel for the Rapture, BAD, I think it goes:

  • Sean Hannity In Over His Empty Head
  • The Religionists scream their holy heads off, preparing themselves for the upcoming Armageddon
  • Mormons are up ticking their posthumous acquisition of some ‘lucky’ Jewish souls
  • The Rapture is only open to the Chosen, and the chosen are an appalling herd of Jeebus sheeple

His Faux News story from inside the Gaza tunnels:

Followed by a look at smarm-king visiting an Israeli children’s hospital. You might want to pinch a sedative from the Carnival guest closet. It’s cringe cringe cringe-worthy.  


Steve King Is at It Again – This Time Goes Absolutely Apeshite on Immigrants #RANPaul


steve king worst person in the world

Infuriating, knicker twisting, deplorably inept, xenophobic, a Major Faux Pas Pas Pas …  is the Representative from Iowa, Steve King.

Have a horrified couple of YouTube – huge tip o’ the hat to GottaLaff for the story spotting and video linkage. [Laffy Note: Check out Rand Paul making a quick exit. Hence the hashtag… #RANPaul. More on this in Nicole Sandler’s post and podcast later.]

Okoboji, Iowa (CNN) – Republican Rep. Steve King was confronted Monday night at his own fundraiser by an undocumented immigrant and activist who argued with the Iowa congressman over his stance on immigration.

Erika Andiola, who’s involved with the Arizona DREAM Act Coalition, mostly took issue with King’s vote last week to curb the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) program that allows certain young people – who were brought to the U.S. illegally as children – to delay deportation.

Image courtesy Sergio Hernandez, Cartoonist

Image courtesy Sergio Hernandez, Cartoonist

The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”
– George Carlin

And on CNN and Youtubes Vids, below, you get a TMI closeup of King’s execrable exploits.


For a refresher on past Steve King level excoriating, a 2013 high for him on the satanic Amnesty attacks.

I think we absolutely crown him … King of the GOP.Tea Asshattery … and I literally mean the more modern ‘crowning the Dude”.  A marble one ought to do — the desperately needed for Iowa and America herself — hat trick.




Hannity and Fvx Nation Declare Obama Feckless and Floundering


What’s wrong with this picture? Besides Olly North being an expert on anything at all …

… they’ve staked out Air Force One at Andrews  AFB on Hannity so that everyone from Megyn Kelly to Ronald Reagan have reacted more strongly to the ongoing crises than has President Barack Obama.

Who if he has any sense went out the hatch half an hour ago …
While the rest of the world was trying to figure out what has happened on the ground in the Ukraine, Fvx Nation was busily fixating blame on the famously feckless President Barack Obama by suppertime. By Hannity Hour, the blood was clearly cast upon the waters.

Something has to be said for a ‘news anchor’ that keeps a split screen fixed on the door of Air Force One because President Obama had kept his day’s schedule on track and attended previously scheduled Dem fundraisers in NYC last night, then hopped home to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue by Jon Stewart hour. Despite breaking news banners from a couple of war zones and Oliver North in the lineup.

Hate to give you Fvx,  but it’s a ‘you have to see it’ situation.


By Fvx and Friends Morning, the Curvy Couch of Ick, Elizabeth Hasselbeck roared back from vacation – unlike President Obama, and was there to hammer him with her cohorts. Who went straight to Saint Reagan in no time flat … just audio Ick this time.

Of course Ron Ron had the solution … it was his Cold War, after all.

The Curvy Couch of Ick carried on to compare (with an Expert On Hand, natch) President Obama’s lack of leadership last night to Bush’s exceptional and Presidential response to 9-11.

Not kidding:




Former W&CheneyCo National Guard Chief Warns Against Fox Hysteria at the Borders


When WaPo is going the way of one of W and CheneyCo.’s erstwhile immigration strategists about the crisis on the borders, the Right has jumped the shark on crisis amplification.

Let Shark Week ensue.

President Obama has yet to visit the site of the humanitarian crisis we are all allegedly seeing through a distorted and divisive politician lens, the mainstream media with a liberal bent. Or, as we like to call it, reality.

Where Jon Stewart is asking Hillary Clinton the tough questions, getting the good answers and all of a sudden The Plum Line at The Washington Post (and no matter how much we love us some mustachioed Gene Robinson, they are still the right-tilted paper of record for the Beltway Bubble) calls out Fvx Nation and Governor Good Hair Perry and the frenzied-up masses.

There’s less of an appetite for harsh No Amnesty rhetoric that you thought, eh GOP power rain-makers? Interesting.

From The Washington Post.

But in an interview today, the head of the National Guard under George W. Bush said he had not yet heard a clear rationale for sending in the Guard and suggested it might not be the appropriate response to the problems at the core of the current crisis, though he did say he could envision the Guard playing some sort of part in a broader solution.

So no need to send in the militias? Do proceed. You, H. Steven Blum, are actually someone qualified to speak about Katrina and that hardly ever happens.


“Until mission requirements are clearly defined, it can’t be determined whether this is an appropriate use of the Guard in this particular case,” H. Steven Blum, who was the Chief of the National Guard Bureau from 2003 to 2009 and has been a career military man for decades, told me. “There may be many other organizations that might more appropriately be called upon. If you’re talking about search and rescue, maintaining the rule of law or restoring conditions back to normal after a natural disaster or a catastrophe, the Guard is superbly suited to that. I’m not so sure that what we’re dealing with in scope and causation right now would make it the ideal choice.”

Shut Up! No need to set our hair on fire and find rural causes and “bus lookout” posse meet-n’-greet-ups somewhere near a border to bring loaded guns and Tea Party wackadoo to this week? Hannity is going to be so dreadfully deflated.

And he pouts.

Last night he was primed and ready to incite. And he had Rudy Noun, Verb, 9-11 Guiliani riding shotgun.

Seriously? “An insecure border leads to terrorism?” Oh, Rudy. A New Yorker should just have more common sense than you display.

There is nothing sensible about Fvx News, and they plan to keep it that way.