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Sean Hannity Inanity On Israeli Soil - What Could Go Wrong?

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I'm kind of feeling sympathetic to Israel today, His Excellency, Prince o' Fvx Nation, Sean wackadoo Hannity thought he ought to fly on over and see what he could do to escalate the Mideast conflict.

We don't want any country to represent us by Idjits without parallel, Republican war mongers, the Lipton Brigade or whatever Rand Paul thinks he's selling … so when I checked the Fvx Noise crowd yesterday I gaped at the sight of Hannity reporting live [and ever so dramatically] from Israel. Literally gaped, my mouth was gaping away for a good thirty seconds.

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Apologies as always for Morning Fvx, and your complimentary Orvis Waders and Method™ Troll Spray are by the entrance. Today you might need a TPC slicker from the mudroom, it's Raining Idjit Men.

I suspect when the president went after 'the Haters' last week, Hannity, Limpbaugh and Coulter had to have been on his mind.

Which brings us back to the outrageous fire-fanner, an egoist par excellence -- Sean Hannity. The Yeller. Dearly beloved of the GOP, particularly the Teabaggers and their heroes.

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Of course we have a large army of Christian soldiers who need to grasp Israel in their little hateful paws, they want Israel for the Rapture, BAD, I think it goes:

  • Sean Hannity In Over His Empty Head
  • The Religionists scream their holy heads off, preparing themselves for the upcoming Armageddon
  • Mormons are up ticking their posthumous acquisition of some 'lucky' Jewish souls
  • The Rapture is only open to the Chosen, and the chosen are an appalling herd of Jeebus sheeple

His Faux News story from inside the Gaza tunnels:

 
Followed by a look at smarm-king visiting an Israeli children's hospital. You might want to pinch a sedative from the Carnival guest closet. It's cringe cringe cringe-worthy.  

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Steve King Is at It Again - This Time Goes Absolutely Apeshite on Immigrants #RANPaul

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Infuriating, knicker twisting, deplorably inept, xenophobic, a Major Faux Pas Pas Pas …  is the Representative from Iowa, Steve King.

Have a horrified couple of YouTube - huge tip o' the hat to GottaLaff for the story spotting and video linkage. [Laffy Note: Check out Rand Paul making a quick exit. Hence the hashtag... #RANPaul. More on this in Nicole Sandler's post and podcast later.]

Okoboji, Iowa (CNN) – Republican Rep. Steve King was confronted Monday night at his own fundraiser by an undocumented immigrant and activist who argued with the Iowa congressman over his stance on immigration.

Erika Andiola, who’s involved with the Arizona DREAM Act Coalition, mostly took issue with King’s vote last week to curb the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) program that allows certain young people - who were brought to the U.S. illegally as children - to delay deportation.

Image courtesy Sergio Hernandez, Cartoonist

Image courtesy Sergio Hernandez, Cartoonist

The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”
– George Carlin

And on CNN and Youtubes Vids, below, you get a TMI closeup of King's execrable exploits.

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For a refresher on past Steve King level excoriating, a 2013 high for him on the satanic Amnesty attacks.

I think we absolutely crown him … King of the GOP.Tea Asshattery … and I literally mean the more modern 'crowning the Dude".  A marble one ought to do -- the desperately needed for Iowa and America herself -- hat trick.

 

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Hannity and Fvx Nation Declare Obama Feckless and Floundering

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What's wrong with this picture? Besides Olly North being an expert on anything at all ...

... they've staked out Air Force One at Andrews  AFB on Hannity so that everyone from Megyn Kelly to Ronald Reagan have reacted more strongly to the ongoing crises than has President Barack Obama.

Who if he has any sense went out the hatch half an hour ago ...
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While the rest of the world was trying to figure out what has happened on the ground in the Ukraine, Fvx Nation was busily fixating blame on the famously feckless President Barack Obama by suppertime. By Hannity Hour, the blood was clearly cast upon the waters.

Something has to be said for a 'news anchor' that keeps a split screen fixed on the door of Air Force One because President Obama had kept his day's schedule on track and attended previously scheduled Dem fundraisers in NYC last night, then hopped home to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue by Jon Stewart hour. Despite breaking news banners from a couple of war zones and Oliver North in the lineup.

Hate to give you Fvx,  but it's a 'you have to see it' situation.

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By Fvx and Friends Morning, the Curvy Couch of Ick, Elizabeth Hasselbeck roared back from vacation - unlike President Obama, and was there to hammer him with her cohorts. Who went straight to Saint Reagan in no time flat ... just audio Ick this time.

Of course Ron Ron had the solution ... it was his Cold War, after all.

The Curvy Couch of Ick carried on to compare (with an Expert On Hand, natch) President Obama's lack of leadership last night to Bush's exceptional and Presidential response to 9-11.

Not kidding:

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Former W&CheneyCo National Guard Chief Warns Against Fox Hysteria at the Borders

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When WaPo is going the way of one of W and CheneyCo.'s erstwhile immigration strategists about the crisis on the borders, the Right has jumped the shark on crisis amplification.

Let Shark Week ensue.

President Obama has yet to visit the site of the humanitarian crisis we are all allegedly seeing through a distorted and divisive politician lens, the mainstream media with a liberal bent. Or, as we like to call it, reality.

Where Jon Stewart is asking Hillary Clinton the tough questions, getting the good answers and all of a sudden The Plum Line at The Washington Post (and no matter how much we love us some mustachioed Gene Robinson, they are still the right-tilted paper of record for the Beltway Bubble) calls out Fvx Nation and Governor Good Hair Perry and the frenzied-up masses.

There's less of an appetite for harsh No Amnesty rhetoric that you thought, eh GOP power rain-makers? Interesting.

From The Washington Post.

But in an interview today, the head of the National Guard under George W. Bush said he had not yet heard a clear rationale for sending in the Guard and suggested it might not be the appropriate response to the problems at the core of the current crisis, though he did say he could envision the Guard playing some sort of part in a broader solution.

So no need to send in the militias? Do proceed. You, H. Steven Blum, are actually someone qualified to speak about Katrina and that hardly ever happens.

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“Until mission requirements are clearly defined, it can’t be determined whether this is an appropriate use of the Guard in this particular case,” H. Steven Blum, who was the Chief of the National Guard Bureau from 2003 to 2009 and has been a career military man for decades, told me. “There may be many other organizations that might more appropriately be called upon. If you’re talking about search and rescue, maintaining the rule of law or restoring conditions back to normal after a natural disaster or a catastrophe, the Guard is superbly suited to that. I’m not so sure that what we’re dealing with in scope and causation right now would make it the ideal choice.”

Shut Up! No need to set our hair on fire and find rural causes and "bus lookout" posse meet-n'-greet-ups somewhere near a border to bring loaded guns and Tea Party wackadoo to this week? Hannity is going to be so dreadfully deflated.

And he pouts.

Last night he was primed and ready to incite. And he had Rudy Noun, Verb, 9-11 Guiliani riding shotgun.

Seriously? "An insecure border leads to terrorism?" Oh, Rudy. A New Yorker should just have more common sense than you display.

There is nothing sensible about Fvx News, and they plan to keep it that way.
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President Obama Gives the GOP Justifiable Hell Over The Border Crisis

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The optics of the 5th Grader level kerfluffle between President Obama and Tea'd Up Republicans on the border crisis clambered down to new rhetorical lows this week. Bovine lows.

And President Obama fired back.

According to the Regressive Right, Tea Party Edition, Kenyan President Obama is going Straight To Hell because he chose not to make a full-stop photo-op at the Texas border when he travelled to Governor Perry Land this week.

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Bull Shite.

Let us remember a few differences between the Koch Addicted, money grubbing 1% Driven GOP, aka Fvx Nation, and the sitting president:

♦   Obama gives a rat's bum about what happens to kids, especially the Borned Ones. The GOP won't fund education or healthcare for the Amurrikan Children born on our Exceptional Soil as it is. Bonus: Barack Obama has not only visited Mexico for a vacation or two, he has actually LIVED in other countries and has the intellect to see the global picture.

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♦   The sitting president just begged a non-functioning GOP-led Congress for 3.7 billion USD to address the Humanitarian Crises on the range of state borders seeing the influx of homeless children. The Do Nothing GOP.Tea Congress will pinch-penny every last red cent.

♦   The influx of South American minors, and some mothers and the occasional brother, uncle or father, is not an occasion to don combat gear like Governor Good Hair Perry and shoot the shite with Sean Hannity about what exceptional human beings They are because they flew down to get their pictures taken at 'ground zero' ... and the hypocrites will oppose any positive efforts, financial or policy wise, to actually assist the victims of this crisis: the kids.

Melissa Harris-Perry covered this so superbly I'll let her inform or re-inform you, her own perspective and nuanced panel discussions do credit to the complexity and global nature of this Border issue.

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First, a recap of the president slamming the GOP on their Idjit and Petty Politics. Democratic pollster Margie Omero, Juan Cartagena from Latino Justice and Republicans strategist Lenny Alcivar join Melissa to discuss the topic. Rationally.


Then a look at what is truly happening at the Border itself in terms of the politics and 'optics' [you too beginning to loathe that word?] of the crisis.

Then some real life facts ... i.e. what you're not seeing at Fvx News or on Morning Schmoe ... they just want to scream and yell about a non-existant 'Brownie' Border moment. Victoria Defrancesco Soto joins this time.

Conclusion? The GOP can and will throw faux outrage and tons of money at opposing any damned thing President Obama tries to do with the betterment of individuals, foreign, domestic or, especially, innocent children.
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Fvx News Hysteria Du Jour: Perry and Hannity Were 'Presidential' at The Border

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The horror.

Clutch those un-cultured  pearls, Regressive Right,  Your Leader Sean Hannity has gone To The Border [because President Obama was too much of a coward, and simply bent on gaining his own 'Katrina Moment', as they persist in purporting].

Pour on the Faux Compassion, it's as thick as Aunt Jemima's Faux Maple but far harder to take at breakfast time.

Governor Rick Perry, by contrast, has gone To The Border - but then he is Governor of that poor state.
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Fvx and Friends Friday Morning was allllll over President Obama's Heinous Sin of missing the big uber-publicized trip to the Big Fence with Perry and Hannity. This morning, the Curvy Couch Of Ick at Fox Noise Headquarters, were visibly celebrating.

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The split screen they chose, captured above, practically speaks for itself. But we don't let them get off that easy at The Political Carnival. It was the height of hypocrisy that these Idjit Pundits, with Hannity at the Helm,  attempted to shame President Obama for not making a photo-op fuss that is all about political optics.

The Couch of Ick went on to say how 'Presidential' Rick Perry looked ... as opposed to the president that actually got elected and is choosing to do something practical about the humanitarian crisis on the border, something thoughtful - and bring a solution to the table.

 

NOT get all dressed up, throw on a fake medal or two and jump down there in Full Commander-in-Chief regalia because Fvx Nation was clamoring that if he didn't ... OHMYGODWTFBBQ ... President Obama has finally had his Katrina Moment.

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Horse shite.

President Obama has more compassion for the actual children and families in this crisis than Sean Hannity or Rick Perry could buy  from the Koch Bros. publicists and broadcast around the world in a fine scam, sham, shameful blame game of nonsense they are so tremendously skilled at.

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Apologies as always for giving you Fvx at this hour, but Sean Hannity's performance deserves your mockery.

For a little background on Perry's "This Is Obama's Katrina Moment Tour", here is Governor Good Hair blathering away on ABC.

He won't even answer the questions?!

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Sounds a lot like another GOP Texan who thought he knew everything about everything but in reality drove the United States into a ditch ... what was his name again? Dubbyah?

Only one way to get these asshats out of office, and we all know what that is ... VOTE them out!

And while you're getting geared up to do that, set the record straight on this NOT being any kind of Katrina Moment in any thinking person's universe.
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Reince Priebus, RNC Prince of Fools, Pulls Out Secret Card

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Oh, my. You don't cast shade on the GOP and think you'll get away with it. Not when it's run by a brain trust known as Reince Priebus.

The other day, a tweet of very questionable taste, with some uncalled for racial overtones, was sent out by MSNBC. It related to an upcoming Cheerios ad that featured a bi-racial family.  Below is the tweet and a follow-up

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Maybe the rightwing (sic) will hate it, but everyone else will go awww: the adorable new #Cheerios ad w/ biracial family,” the tweet read.

The tweet was deleted and an apology was sent out from both MSNBC's Twitter account and MSNBC.com executive editor Richard Wolffe, but Priebus wasn't satisfied.

Priebus circulated a memo on Thursday to announce that he was "banning all RNC staff from appearing on, associating with, or booking any RNC surrogates on MSNBC" until he received an apology from Phil Griffin.

Well, Griffin did the right thing. He not only issued apologies as well as making a personal phone call to Priebus but also he took the additional action of firing the person who sent the tweet.

The Priebus response:

"The tweet last night was outrageous and unacceptable. We immediately acknowledged that it was offensive and wrong, apologized, and deleted it. We have dismissed the person responsible for the tweet," Griffin said in a statement according to The Huffington Post.

Seemingly that wasn't enough. The RNC Chairman and head dunce doesn't seemed satisfied with the effort by MSNBC and Phil Griffin.

Priebus gave MSNBC president Phil Griffin credit for apologizing, but the RNC chairman still delivered a stern warning to the channel: we've got our eyes on you.

"So, you know what? It's sort of like being on probation, I guess. But the fact of the matter is we're here, we're watching them and it's our responsibility — and it's mine in particular, I think —also to stand up for our party. That's what I did today, and I'll do it again. I promise you that."

Now with this kind of leadership, does the GOP need some help? Watch this clip and see if The RNC Chairman isn't channeling the iconic Dean Wormer from Animal House. Talk about your wackadoos:

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