I'm kind of feeling sympathetic to Israel today, His Excellency, Prince o' Fvx Nation, Sean
wackadoo Hannity thought he ought to fly on over and see what he could do to escalate the Mideast conflict.
We don't want any country to represent us by Idjits without parallel, Republican war mongers, the Lipton Brigade or whatever Rand Paul thinks he's selling … so when I checked the Fvx Noise crowd yesterday I gaped at the sight of Hannity reporting live [and ever so dramatically] from Israel. Literally gaped, my mouth was gaping away for a good thirty seconds.
Apologies as always for Morning Fvx, and your complimentary Orvis Waders and Method™ Troll Spray are by the entrance. Today you might need a TPC slicker from the mudroom, it's Raining Idjit Men.
I suspect when the president went after 'the Haters' last week, Hannity, Limpbaugh and Coulter had to have been on his mind.
Which brings us back to the outrageous fire-fanner, an egoist par excellence -- Sean Hannity. The Yeller. Dearly beloved of the GOP, particularly the Teabaggers and their heroes.
Of course we have a large army of Christian soldiers who need to grasp Israel in their little hateful paws, they want Israel for the Rapture, BAD, I think it goes:
- Sean Hannity In Over His Empty Head
- The Religionists scream their holy heads off, preparing themselves for the upcoming Armageddon
- Mormons are up ticking their posthumous acquisition of some 'lucky' Jewish souls
- The Rapture is only open to the Chosen, and the chosen are an appalling herd of Jeebus sheeple
His Faux News story from inside the Gaza tunnels:
Followed by a look at smarm-king visiting an Israeli children's hospital. You might want to pinch a sedative from the Carnival guest closet. It's cringe cringe cringe-worthy.