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Your Weekly Upchucks: Shocking Religion News by Author @KCBoyd3

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Please welcome back regular guest contributor, author of Being Christian and the go-to blogger on religion, hypocrisy, and all things church v. state,  K.C. Boyd. You might remember her from her earlier posts. You can link over to her site here for the rest of this post. It’s well worth a look, because I left out a ton of great upchuckable stuff, including antidotes! These are but a few of her weekly "where religion meets your rights" collection:

Your Weekly Upchucks: The place where religion meets your rights

The Weekly Upchuck - November 9, 2014

Abortion, Contraception And Other Women’s Issues

  • Chuck Hucks: FACT: the IUD is not an ongoing abortion in the body.
  • Opened, We Upchuck: Tennessee Ballot Initiative Could Open Floodgates for Anti-Choice Measures
  • Sooner Upchuck Than Recognize Women” As The Country Is Focused On The Election, Oklahoma Is Quietly Attacking Abortion Rights
  • To No Avail Chuck: Black Women Speak Out Against Tennessee’s Extreme Amendment 1
  • Read Her Lips Chuck: Joni Ernst Endorses Full Personhood Rights for Fertilized Eggs from the Moment of Conception
  • Sisterhood Of Upchuck: Women’s Greatest Enemy Is Evangelical Women, Not Republican Men å
  • Personally Regurgitative: Personhood: Perpetually Rejected. So Why Does It Continue To Rear Its Head?
  • The Morons Of Upchuck: Tennessee Voters Approve Measure to Allow Restrictions on Abortion
  • And So It Went Chuck: Antichoice PersonhoodSupporter Gardner Defeats Mark Udall in Colorado Senate Race
  • By Hook Or By Crook Chook: Despite personhood defeats, anti-choicers move forward on plans to shut down abortion providers
  • Licking Their Lips Chuck: Personhood Group Thanks Joni Ernst For Sticking With Them
  • Hangers, Alleys And Other Unseemly Upchuck: What Seeking an Abortion Was Like Before Roe v. Wade
  • The 2014 Summary Of Upchuck: Of 87 new Republicans in the House, an astonishing 80 are anti-choice. Also 12 new pro-life Senators.
  • Women Hating Women: The Warrior Wives of Evangelical Christianity

Christian Nation

Creationism

Education

  • The Fear Of Knowledge Is Perhaps The Worst Upchuck Of All: A former US Marine is refusing to allow his child to complete a world history class because Islam’s on the curriculum
  • Bad Stuff-Chuff: MIDTERM ELECTIONS: SCHOOL PRIVATIZATION CONTINUES TO ADVANCE DEVOS/HERITAGE FOUNDATION STRATEGY
  • Worldwide Whoop: FROM SINGAPORE TO ARIZONA: RIGHT-WING GROUPS INVADE CLASSROOMS AND CURRICULUM

End Times And Israel

  • Faust Hurls: Christian Zionist advocacy groups are making efforts to shape U.S. lawmakers’ understanding of Jerusalem and its holy sites, particularly the Temple Mount, through visits aimed at convincing them that Jews (and Christians) face religious persecution there.

Fifty Shades Of Hate

  • West Of Upchuck: Allen West Sez Dems Are Still The Party Of Voter Intimidation And The KKK ‘Except With A Different Type Of Tactic’

Fifty Shades Of Stark Raving Mad

Politics Nation

  • Off With Their Exemptions Chuck: Churches Endorse Candidates; IRS Ignores Them Again
  • Thou Shalt Upchuckably Lie: Anti-Choice Groups Launch Dishonest Ads Against Colorado Pro-Choice Legislators
  • Modern KKKchuck: Rick Perry, Ron Johnson And Jeff Sessions To Join Anti-Muslim Activists At Florida Beach Resort Confab
  • Gag Us With Upchuck: Dear John Kasich: ‘I’m pro-life’ doesn’t explain ‘rape-gag’ rule
  • It’s About The States Chuckie: The most consequential races on Tuesday were likely those in which you don’t recognize the names: the elections for state legislators, and they matter.
  • Off With Their Exemptions II: Rogue pastors endorse candidates, but IRS looks away
  • Add Him To The Roster Chuck: All-star Christian Fundamentalist wins in landslide in ‘Evangelical Springs.”His “faith in God and America grows stronger every day.”
  • Upchuck Matters: Conservative Christians made up 32% of 2014 electorate, voted 86% for GOP & 12% Democrat.
  • Lions And Tigers And Spew, Oh My! Agenda 21, gay recruitment & Blood Moons: Newly elected Republicans are paranoid conspiracy theorists
  • They Said It Couldn’t Happen Chuck: Homophobic, neo-Confederate theocrat Peroutka wins Anne Arundel council seat
  • Off With Their Exemptions III: The midterm election results were partially influenced by church politicking and the IRS must act
  • Chap-A Quit-It: Meet ‘Dr. Chaps’ Gordon Klingenschmitt: Colorado’s New Anti-Gay, Demon Hunting State Legislator
  • Pat’s A Lustin’: Pat Buchanan: Joni Ernst A ‘Gal’ With The ‘Same Kind Of Attractiveness’ As Sarah Palin
  • Son Of God Poops: Christians prompted by churches & faith-based organizations flooded the polls yesterday in the name of Jesus.
  • The Weasels Of Hurl: Voters of faith are GOP foundation. Without their overwhelming support, there is no GOP majority. Glen Bolger, Public Opinion Strategies
  • Tell It To An Indian Tribe: Ralph Reed: “There is no road to the presidency for a Republican candidate in 2016 that doesn’t require going through the toll booth of faith-based voters.”
  • Chapped Chuck: The Most Extreme Election Winner You Have Never Heard Of–Except we have.
  • Hardly Opaque Puke: Intentions revealed: GOP Senate’s First Priority Should Be Blocking All Judicial Nominees
  • Bibi Barf: Netanyahu now has big cannons in Congress to ‘bomb’ the White House
  • The Jesus Budget: Oklahoma’s senator-elect to use ‘biblical worldview’ to defeat the national debt
  • Herding Upchuck: Why Right-Wing Christians Believe GOP Lies

Same Sex Marriage

  • In My Mind, I’m Going To . . . . Upchuck: South Carolina’s Same-Sex Marriage Ban Faces Another Challenge
  • Class Act Chuck: Thousands Rally Against LGBT Rights In Houston
  • Vomit On The Least Of You: Homeless LGBT youth: Shunned by religious families
  • Who’s In Danger Now Chuck? GOPer who wants to ban Gay Straight Alliances and calls homosexuality a threat to public safety wins in Michigan

 

Sausage Makers And Their Sausage

  • It Can Happen Here Chuck: A proposed ballot initiative in Mississippi would declare it an officially Christian state.
  • Setting The Stage For Arma-Upchuck: Advocacy groups woo US lawmakers amid fervor over prayer at Temple Mount
  • Groups organize trips for US Congress members as rhetoric, tension over Jerusalem intensify

 

Scandal

  • Kenyan’s Own Christian Hillcox: Prayer Predators” Kenya TV exposes ‘prophet’ Victor Kanyari as a crook
  • Aussie Scammery: Australia’s Genesis II Church of Health and Healing’s ‘Miracle Mineral Solution’ slammed by AMA as ’snake oil’
  • Seeking: God’s Rapists? Man sentenced for raping women he met on Christian Mingle, Match.com

Science – - Or Not

  • Perky Puke: “Climate Change Alarmists” Want to Turn People Gay
  • When The Last Tree Dies-Chuck: The Senate Environment Committee is now going to be chaired by someone who believes the Old Testament disproves climate change.
  • Greed + Religion = End Times? A Big Win for Climate Change Denial: Republicans to Target EPA Regulations After Taking Senate
  • Even Worse Chuck: Not only Imhofe. Climate Denier Ted Cruz Is Poised to Become a Lead Senator on Science

Supremes And Lower Courts

  • Autrement Dit, Keep ‘Em Barefoot And Pregnant: Federal Judge Rules #POB Admin Didn’t Go Far Enough to Accommodate Opponents of birth control Benefit
  • The Vomit That Kills: Opening arguments heard in faith healing couple’s manslaughter trial
  • Citizens Divided, You Mean? Citizens United head is “very proud” that his Supreme Court case helped Republicans win the midterms
  • Oy Vey Chuck: Next Stop #SCOTUS ? Appeals Court Reinstates Gay Marriage Bans For The First Time

 

Antidotes

  • Supreme Court upholds NYC law requiring crisis pregnancy centers to tell the truth
  • Federal Judge Gives Secular Humanism Parity With Religion
  • Federal Judge Overturns Kansas Ban On Same-Sex Marriage
  • Boom. In a day of gloom. State Judge Overturns Missouri’s Ban On Same-Sex Marriage
  • Pope demotes (uber-conservative) highest ranking U.S. cardinal to position with ‘no responsibilities’

 

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Your Weekly Upchucks: Shocking Religion News by Author @KCBoyd3

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Please welcome back regular guest contributor, author of Being Christian and the go-to blogger on religion, hypocrisy, and all things church v. state,  K.C. Boyd. You might remember her from her earlier posts. You can link over to her site here for the rest of this post. It’s well worth a look, because I left out a ton of great upchuckable stuff, including antidotes! These are but a few of her weekly "where religion meets your rights" collection:

Your Weekly Upchucks: The place where religion meets your rights

The Weekly Upchuck - November 2, 2014

Abortion, Contraception and Other Women’s Issues

  • Slip, Sliding Poop: How Abortion Rights Could Slip Away Under A Republican Senate
  • Out In Oklahoma Chuck: One doctor provides 44% of all abortions in Oklahoma. Unless the court steps in, he’ll have to stop Nov 1
  • North Of Upchux: North Dakota Set To Be First State to Pass Radical ‘Personhood’ Amendment
  • Breaking Bad Chuck? Changing Political Landscape Could Spell Trouble for Abortion Access in New Mexico
  • The Aspens Are Quaking Chuck: Colorado ‘Personhood’ Backer Denies Saying Measure ‘Could Criminalize Women’
  • North Of Upchux Redux: North Dakota Supreme Court: Restrictions on Medication Abortion Can Take Effect
  • Conflating Upchux: Women Should Get Condoms At Gay Bars For Their Birth Control
  • Okie-Dokey Hurl: Court Rules Oklahoma Restrictions on Medication Abortion Can Take Effect
  • Tasting Vomit: Push for National 20-Week Abortion Ban Likely If GOP Takes the Senate
  • It’s All Here Chuck: 20 Week Bans, state by state
  • Grand Ole Pukers: GOP Candidates in Key Races Downplaying Anti-Choice Views

Christian Nation

  • Thou Shalt Stop Upchuck: Someone Smashed The Disputed Oklahoma Ten Commandments Monument To Pieces
  • Chuck’s A’Scratchin’ His Head: Man who destroyed Oklahoma 10 Commandments monument was devout Christian
  • Barfton’s Blather: Founding Fathers ‘Tied Religion To The Constitution To Give It Strength’ Through Oath Requirements
  • Why We Upchuck: Christian extremists pose the big threat
  • The Drip, Drip, Drip Of Upchuck: Texas Legislator-to-Be Says There Is No Separation of Church and State
  • Give It On Up-Chuck: Gay-hating Westboro Baptist Church files legal brief to save Kansas from God’s wrath
  • For Real-Chuck: Wanted: ROTC Military Science Professor (No Non-Christians Need Apply)
  • Huck-A-Chuck: Huckster And His Christian nation. Won’t the ’16 Primaries be fun?
  • Witnessing Ka-Ka: Hobby Lobby take two? Moody encourages witnessing at work
  • Scripture In, Upchuck Out: Bible-toting ‘f*cking Christian’ throws screaming tantrum at In-N-Out Burger
  • Dumb And Dumber In These United States Of Upchuck: The Hysteria Surrounding the Ebola “Issue” is the Perfect Lens to Look at BOTH Secular and Religious Dumb and Dumber America Through

 

Creationism

  • Tangled Up In Ham-Chuck: Bill Nye predicts creationists will go out of business in 20 years; Ken Ham says don’t bet on it
  • Farrah’s Jaque-Strap: Was the world created 6028 years ago today?
  • Puke Conference: Creationists to explore link between Hitler and evolution at Michigan State conference
    • There’s A Piece Of Discriminatory Ham In My Upchuck: Non-Christians Need Not Apply- Ken Ham’s creationist theme park is already in trouble.
    • Suck It Ham-Head: Pope says evolution doesn’t mean there’s no God
    • Then Suck This: Ancient human bone reveals when we bred with Neanderthals
    • Lying Sumbitches: “NO UNWILLING TAXPAYERS WILL SEE TAX DOLLARS USED TO BUILD THE ARK”(ONLY RE OUR CREATIONIST BASED PROFITS)
    • Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Upchuck: These numbers should wake you up
    • Because Ham-Chuck thinks He’s Supersedes the Pope: Ken Ham Says Pope Francis Has ‘Compromised Biblical Authority’ by Endorsing Evolution, Big Bang

 

Education

  • The ABCs Of Puke: Another pesky atheist is making trouble for Christians propagandists in Maine by objecting to evangelicals teaching the Bible in a public school setting.
  • When The Last Tree Dies Chuck: Texans Call On School Board To Remove Climate Denial From Textbooks
  • What You Don’t Learn Does Hurt You-Chuck: Under pressure from a Religious Right group, an Ariz. school board will censor discussion of abortion from textbooks

End Times, John Hagee And Israel

  • So Speweth The Hagee: “The battle for Jerusalem has begun . . . Americans need to recognize the historical fact that the Palestinians have absolutely no historical claim to the land of Israel. There has never been, historically, an autonomous group of Palestinians who ever existed.”
  • Hagee Heave: “I can assure you that the evangelical Christians of America support Israel right now in a more aggressive mood than at any time in my lifetime,”
  • So Fundeth The Spew: End Times Hagee Ministries raises $2.8 million for Jewish, Israeli (settlements)
  • Aaarrrghhh! Son Of Hagee Pukey-Puke: It seems that, for Son Of Hagee, just about everything that happens is further proof that the End Times are near
  • Pants On Fire Hurl: CUFI dissembles as, in their apocalyptic quest, they blame Obama Admin for all that ails Israel.

Fifty Shades Of Hate

  • Barbs In His Vomit: BarbWire Runs Column By ‘Theonomist’ Who Backs Execution Of Gays
  • Senility Spew: Pat Robertson Warns God May Punish Houston For Defending ‘Militant Homosexuals’

Fifty Shades Of Stark Raving Mad

  • Raging Through Upchuck: Pat Robertson: Oil investments are biblical because they don’t send ‘condoms through pipelines’
  • Senile Spew: Pat Robertson: People Don’t Live To Be 950 Anymore Because Of Climate Change
  • More Senile Spew: Pat Robertson Tells Christians To Fight Gays
  • Criminal Spew: Pat Robertson, who says he can heal brain tumors, tells Brittany Maynard to get a faith healing
  • Tangled Up In Spews: It’s time for an “American jihad” or “a crusade for a principle or belief.”
  • Sheer Ka-Ka: Tony Perkins: Gay Rights Part Of Population Control Agenda
  • Hurl-A-Whirl: PAT ROBERTSON KNOWS WHY YOUR HUSBAND SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO CHEAT ON YOU

Politics Nation

  • Backing-Brown Turd: Gay Baiting Faxes show up in Kansas for Brownback Showing Conservatives Haven’t Left the 80s.
  • Orwell-Speak, Chuck: GOP LET OBAMA BE ELECTED AS A LESSON FOR SOUTHERN BUMPKIN ‘CHRISTIANS’
  • Georgian Hurl: RIGHT WINGER CONGRESSIONAL CANDIDATE THINKS LACK OF CHURCH CAUSED PENN STATE SEX ABUSE
  • Titanic Hurl: Tennessee’s Measure 1 Is A ‘Personhood’ Referendum—for Pregnant Women
  • Whirl-A-Hurl: Do you love guns and Bibles? Because Duck Dynasty has a candidate for you?
  • Frothy Spews: Santorum: Christians Must Fight ‘Persecution’ In America To Stop Us From Turning Into Nazi Germany
  • And Spews: Pure ‘Froth’ Rick Santorum: US May be One Generation Away from Christian Persecution
  • The Season Of Our SCROTAL Discontent: How the Christian Right Is Using Hobby Lobby and “Duck Dynasty” to Take Back America- Evangelicals are mobilizing for the midterms.

Religion Gone Bad

  • Doctrinal Doo-Doo: American evangelicals hold unorthodox views on the Trinity, salvation, and other doctrines.
  • The Narcissism Of Hurl: The “Bible-hugging right doesn’t give a flying frack about stopping Ebola in West Africa. They don’t care about curing Americans that have contracted it helping others. They don’t care about anything other than themselves.”
  • The Vomit Of Dominionism: Franklin Graham: Obama’s Wrong, Islam ‘Is a False Religion’
  • Perky Puke: Tony Perkins warns against participating in the “very dangerous” and demonic holiday Halloween
  • Hurling Flim-Flammery: Christ Kidnapped by Prosperity Theology

Same Sex Issues

  • Myth-Based Upchuck: Liberian pastors are linking the virus to homosexuality. How homophobes, conservatives, and liberals alike all tend to blame ‘the Other’ when things go wrong.

 

Sausage Makers And Their Sausage

Scandal

  • Heebie-Jeebie Upchux: ‘Constitutional Christian Demands Strippers’ Addresses So He Can ‘Pray For Them’
  • Duh-Chuck: Family of teen sexually solicited by youth pastor wants church to stop visits at (public) school
  • Dual Sinning Chuck: Italy: Pedophile priest hangs himself in church vestry.
  • Voices In His Upchuck: ‘Religious zealot’ nearly beheads teen ‘witch’ after watching Christian videos
  • Door-Knocking Poop: Jehovah’s Witnesses Ordered to Pay $13.5M to Bible Teacher’s Alleged Victim
  • Upchucking On The Sixth Commandment: Pastor charged with threatening to kill wife
  • Beyond ‘Coveting’ Chuck: Pastor found guilty of sodomizing 14 year old
    • Aussie Upchuck: Priest with ‘connections’ escapes punishment for drunk-driving death

 

 

Antidotes

  • Leading evangelical ethicist David Gushee is now pro-LGBT. Here’s why it matters.
  • Dolly Parton Calls Out Christians for ‘The Sin of Judging’
  • Evangelical leader Russell Moore denounces ex-gay therapy
  • Apple’s Timothy Cook: “I’m proud to be gay, and I consider being gay among the greatest gifts God has given me.
  • Following Mark Driscoll’s resignation, Mars Hill Church will dissolve its multisite network
  • Same-Sex Marriage Now Legal in Arizona, Alaska, Wyoming
  • FL Supreme Court removes judge for running Christian ministry business from her courtroom

 

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Your Weekly Upchucks: Shocking Religion News by Author @KCBoyd3

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Please welcome back regular guest contributor, author of Being Christian and the go-to blogger on religion, hypocrisy, and all things church v. state,  K.C. Boyd. You might remember her from her earlier posts. You can link over to her site here for the rest of this post. It’s well worth a look, because I left out a ton of great upchuckable stuff, including antidotes! These are but a few of her weekly "where religion meets your rights" collection:

Your Weekly Upchucks: The place where religion meets your rights

The Weekly Upchuck October 13, 2014

Abortion And Women’s Issues

Christian Nation

  • The Incidental Burden Chuck: Two little known statutes may make religious belief superior to the law of the land
  • Culturally Billious: Christian-Themed Movies Are More Popular Than Ever. Will The Trend Last?
  • Blasting Past The First Amendment Chuck: Politics, the Church, and a South Carolina Pastor who refuses to compromise
  • Not The Onion Chuck: Indiana trooper pulled over woman to ask if she’d accepted Jesus Christ as her savior
  • Upchuck on Viagra: Preaching Politics, Pastors Defy Ban
  • Defiant Upchuck: 1,500 pastors preached politics Sun. So far, the IRS hasn’t revoked tax-exempt status 4 participating churches
  • Huck Hawks: Huckabee Urges States To Ignore Rulings On Marriage Equality, Abortion Rights & Church-State Separation
  • Yodeling Through Upchuck: Not our nation but still: Austrian school drops yoga on grounds that it goes against Christianity
  • More Than Bush Leage-Chuck: TWO PRESIDENTS IN A ROW HAVE INCREASINGLY STEERED FEDERAL GRANTS AND CONTRACTS TO CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN GROUPS—INCLUDING HOUSES OF WORSHIP.

Creationism

Education

Electioneering

  • Spew, The Series: Christian Right Voter Mobilization – A New Season
  • Upchuck Derp-Burb: IUD birth control targeted by anti-abortion Republican, Bob Beauprez
  • Upchux From The Pit Of Hell: RNC Chair Says The Texas Abortion Law Is About ‘Compassion’
  • Klinky-Pants Hurls: Colorado state congressional candidate, Gordon Klingenschmitt: Supreme Court Letting Gays ‘Recruit Your Kids’
  • Aikin’ For Upchuck: During Clay Aiken debate, GOP rep. claims US was ‘founded on’ man-woman marriage
  • Let Us Vomit: Wordsmithing, Orwell-style: Cruz’s ‘tragic and indefensible’ reasoning
  • Who’s Up For Upchuck? Bobby Jindal ‘thinking and praying’ on 2016
  • The GOP On Upchuck: Reinc-y-Pants Thinks Marriage Equality Is A Threat To Our Economy And National Security
  • De-whining Spit-Up: DeWine Vows To Stand Behind Ohio’s Gay Marriage Ban. May the ever-wonderful Connie Pillich trounce him.
  • Owning The Spew: Distancing himself fm the pack-& history- Ted Cruz Is Making a Name for Himself on Gay Marriage
  • Merry-land’s King Hurler: Michael Peroutka: Gay ‘Deathstyle’ Wants To ‘Recruit Your Children’
  • Party Of Upchuck: Mike Huckabee threatened to leave the Republican Party if it did not act to stop the expansion of gay marriage.
  • Upside The Upchuck: Mat Staver: Third Party Needed To Stop Gay Marriage, Just Like With Slavery
  • Puch-ing Buch: The Once-Not-Future Presidential Candidate: Pat Buchanan: ‘Massive Civil Disobedience’ Needed To Fight ‘Anti-Christian Discrimination’
  • Three For Spew: South Carolina Gubernatorial Race: Three Candidates, All Anti-Choice

End Times, Inerrancy And John Hagee

  • Loony Pukers: Is Tomorrow’s Lunar Eclipse A Warning About The End Times? Probably.
  • Er, Science-Chuck: Why the lunar eclipse at Sukkot is NOT an ominous sign
  • Upchuck Blows: Hey biblical literalists, here are Forty Bible Verses That Destroy Fox News & Selfish RW Christians!
  • Abbott Blows: Greg Abbott: Abortion Clinic Closures Are Manageable ‘Inconvenience’ For Women
  • Defiant Upchuck: Ted Cruz rips Supreme Court, wants states to defy marriage equality rulings

Fifty Shades Of Hate

  • Won’t Dignify This Upchuck With A Comment: NC pastors on Jimmy Carter’s 90th birthday: He could ‘go to hell’ for making Jesus a gay-loving ‘hippy’
  • Don-A-Hurl: Catholic League chief Bill Donahue: Liberals defend Islam because they don’t like
  • West-ern Spew: Allen West: Obama Waging Biological Warfare Against Americans
  • Major Throw Up In My Mouth: NRA’s Ted Nugent: “We The People … Don’t Believe That Our President Is A Christian”

If Media’s The Message

  • Don’t Come A’Knockin’ When This Bed’s A’Rockin’-Chuck: Where to send the bill? Duggar bride to other brides: Your wedding day belongs to God, not you

Lies, Propaganda And Other Sorts Of Hypocrisies

  • Puce Green Bile And Then Some: Rick Perry’s Sister Set To Personally Profit From Extreme Texas Abortion Bill If It Passes
  • Tangled Up In Upchuck: The Quran tells Muslims they’re restricted 2 defensive wars & how to behave during those times.

Military

  • Regurgitus: Um, what? US Air Force: God Has Already Decided Which DoD Contractors Will Get Contracts

Religion Gone Bad Gone Mad

  • Headship Hurling Hate: Pastor Who Prayed For Obama’s Death Wants Women To Shut Up In Church
  • Actionable upchuck: Some Right-Wing Christians Enthusiastically Promoting a Form of Genocide
  • Hard Hurl: 3 ways Texas’ religion affects us all
  • Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson: Biblically Correct Sex Keeps You Safe From STD’s
  • Propaganda By Any Other Name Chuck: Why Right Wing Christians Think They are America’s Most Persecuted
  • Inerrant Spew? Some Right-Wing Christians Enthusiastically Promoting a Form of Genocide(To be fair, it is rooted in the Bible)
  • Land Of Upchuck: Richard Land Angry That Gays Will ‘Ram’ Nondiscrimination Laws ‘Down Your Throat’
  • Fundies, Fundies Everwhere, Hurling From Their Underwear: ULTRA-ORTHODOX JEWISH MEN “STAND UP” FOR “RELIGIOUS FREEDOM”… ON A PLANE
  • Pat The Upchuck (Def Not Pat The Bunny:) Pat Robertson: Halloween Is A ‘Festival For Demonic Spirits’ Meanwhile it’s the Christers who are the real monsters
  • Proof-Texting Upchuck: 5 ways fundamentalists misinterpret the Bible

Same Sex Issues

  • Aborti-Upchuck:Do As I Say, Not As I Upchuck: The Catholic Church’s moralizing is selective, bigoted and very sad.
  • Their Turn To Upchuck: The Religious Right Reacts To SCOTUS Gay Marriage Decision: ‘Unconscionable, Unconstitutional, And Un-American’
  • Hard(er) Right Turns Make Us Puke: Gay marriage opponents pick new battleground of religious freedom
  • Grand Old Pukers: Rep. Rob DeSantis: GOP Will Never Ditch Anti-Gay Positions
  • Did Juneau Sarah’s Still Hurlin’? In your face Sarah Palin

Scandal

  • Exported Upchuckery: “I wanted to use the stolen money to build my church” – Lagos Pastor arrested for robbery
  • Ewwwww-Chuck: Dutch court to decide on fate of fugitive Orthodox rabbi wanted for sex crimes
  • Prey-ing on Uphcuck: Houston megachurch slapped with sexual abuse lawsuit over youth pastor’s behavior asks for prayer
  • Remarkable Repugnance: Stealth Evangelism 3.0: The Remarkable Resilience of the Religious Right
  • Peyot Pukes: The Orthodox Sex Abuse Crackdown That Wasn’t
  • Damn, There Goes Another Icon-Chuck: 7th Heaven’ Dad/poster-child for the Christian Right, Stephen Collins, confesses his wife during therapy his repeated sexual abuse of underage girls.
  • Upchuck With A Deadly Weapon: Alabama pastor confesses: I’ve been having sex with church members — and I have AIDS
  • Satan Made Him Upchuck: Television evangelist runs off with jazz singer as ‘devil targets God TV’, leaving the network in turmoil
  • Psalm-ic Puke: 2 Michigan brothers, both priests, accused of parish thefts
  • Hidden Hurls: Hillsong pastor Brian Houston: ‘There may be more abused’
  • Will Ya Puke Willard: Tulsa Pastor Willard Jones Pleads Guilty To Fraud Charges
  • Next Time They Come Upchuck At Your Door: Latest Sex Abuse Suits Target Jehovah’s Witnesses Attorneys say religious doctrine barred reports of abuse.
  • Sadly, Clinically Psychotic. Otherwise, No Comment-Chuck: Mom told police she tried to kill daughters so they could ‘go home’ and be with Jesus Christ.

Supremes And Lower Courts

  • Boom-Chuck: BREAKING: Supreme Court allows gay marriage to expand to 30 states
  • Not So Fast-Chuck: If the Sixth Circuit upholds current bans on Same Sex Marriage, SCOTUS will have to review its decision not to hear the case.
  • Change Partners And Upchuck: Under the guise of so-called ‘religious freedom,’ the firm Hobby Lobby used is now defending a Muslim prisoners right to grow a beard in prison.
  • Spitting-Back-Up, Chuck: BREAKING: Justice Kennedy Halts Same-Sex Marriages In Idaho
  • Judicial Hurl: This Is How Judges Humiliate Pregnant Teens Who Want Abortions
  • Three Who Upchuck: Despite Supreme Court gay marriage decision, three states vow to keep ban
  • There’s Upchuck On His Robe: Alabama Supreme Court Justice Has Figured Out How To Dismantle Roe v Wade
  • SCROTAL Hope: Texas Abortion Providers Appeal to Supreme Court

Antidotes

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The Supreme Court Caught With Robes Down On Hidden Cam

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The United States Supreme Snort, er, Court-- are they for real? Well, just take a look at the hidden camera footage Funny or Die gathered for this "expose" on the Chief Justice and his all-boy's club. If you don't crack up watching this, you're not breathing.

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