I didn’t think there were enough crayons in the world to scratch out a second batch of  babble salad.

Here’s my earlier post on the Big Announcement of Wordy McRunOn’s exciting new book deal that will make her even more money to splurge on even more bendy straws.

Now we have a release date for Ghost Written: The Sequel:

Sarah Palin’s new book has a title, “America By Heart: Reflections on Family, Faith and Flag,” and a release date, Nov. 23, publisher HarperCollins announced Tuesday.

Just in time for Christmas… if she doesn’t quit first.

“America By Heart”. So she had to sit down and memorize the name “America”? She could have just written it on her hand.

It will include “selections from classic and contemporary readings that have moved her,” according to HarperCollins, along with “the nation’s founding documents to great speeches, sermons, letters, literature and poetry, biography, and even some of her favorite songs and movies.” [...]

“The book will also include portraits of some of the extraordinary men and women she admires and who embody her deep love of country, her strong rootedness in faith, and her profound love and appreciation of family,” the statement from HarperCollins reads.

Selections that have moved her: Someone must have performed highly dramatic readings for her, because a) She can’t read, and b) Nuance isn’t her forte.

Even some of her favorite songs and movies: So she included “The Moose Song” and “Annie Get Your Gun”?

As for her next tour, will she quit in the middle of that, too? Leave more fans behind, abandon her groupies, ignore her hangers-on?

The book will have a first printing of 1 million copies. The initial run for “Going Rogue” was 1.5 million…

And by November 24, the price should drop to $4.95.

As with “Going Rogue,” Palin will have a collaborator, but there are “no specifics to announce yet”…

And by collaborator, they mean ghost writer. And by no specifics, they mean nobody wants to do it.

But I’m sure, despite all of that, it will be simply inspirational.