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Sarah Palin quits trip to Sudan


Former Half-Gov Quitty McHalfWit is at it again. Let's recap: She quit as governor, she quit her fans, she quit speaking engagements, she quit her well-publicized, self-serving, needy, look-at-me, give-me-attention bus tour (although she denies it), and now she's quitting a trip to Sudan.

At least she excels at something.

(CNN) - Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin canceled a July trip to Sudan due to "scheduling problems," a source with knowledge of the trip confirmed to CNN Thursday. [...]

"She is not going to Sudan due to scheduling problems," said the source, who would not speak on the record because Palin's travel itinerary is considered private.

Palin's representatives refused to comment on the trip.

Quitty has a lot of problems, scheduling being but one of them.


Tuh-weet! Sarah Palin: "Rahm's the smart one... bailing..."


Former Half-Gov Quitty McWashedUp made the usual mistake of allowing her ghost writer (who has honored me with blockage on Twitter) to tweet today:

Leave it to McWashedUp to publicly express bail envy. She's probably wishing she were employed again just so she could get that exquisite Quitter's Rush all over again.

H/t: jazgar


Coming this fall! Sarah Palin's ghost writer authors a new book!


I didn't think there were enough crayons in the world to scratch out a second batch of  babble salad.

Here's my earlier post on the Big Announcement of Wordy McRunOn's exciting new book deal that will make her even more money to splurge on even more bendy straws.

Now we have a release date for Ghost Written: The Sequel:

Sarah Palin's new book has a title, "America By Heart: Reflections on Family, Faith and Flag," and a release date, Nov. 23, publisher HarperCollins announced Tuesday.

Just in time for Christmas... if she doesn't quit first.

"America By Heart". So she had to sit down and memorize the name "America"? She could have just written it on her hand.

It will include "selections from classic and contemporary readings that have moved her," according to HarperCollins, along with "the nation's founding documents to great speeches, sermons, letters, literature and poetry, biography, and even some of her favorite songs and movies." [...]

"The book will also include portraits of some of the extraordinary men and women she admires and who embody her deep love of country, her strong rootedness in faith, and her profound love and appreciation of family," the statement from HarperCollins reads.

Selections that have moved her: Someone must have performed highly dramatic readings for her, because a) She can't read, and b) Nuance isn't her forte.

Even some of her favorite songs and movies: So she included "The Moose Song" and "Annie Get Your Gun"?

As for her next tour, will she quit in the middle of that, too? Leave more fans behind, abandon her groupies, ignore her hangers-on?

The book will have a first printing of 1 million copies. The initial run for "Going Rogue" was 1.5 million...

And by November 24, the price should drop to $4.95.

As with "Going Rogue," Palin will have a collaborator, but there are "no specifics to announce yet"...

And by collaborator, they mean ghost writer. And by no specifics, they mean nobody wants to do it.

But I'm sure, despite all of that, it will be simply inspirational.


Sarah Palin's ghost writer gets another book deal


By GottaLaff

Paging Flubby McSelfServing's ghost writer. There's been a spill in Aisle 2 at HarperCollins:

Publisher HarperCollins announced Wednesday that the former Alaska governor and Republican vice presidential candidate is working on a "celebration of American virtues and strengths."

::waving hand wildly:: Ooo! Pick me! I know! I know an American virtue: We didn't elect Flubby!

Her new work will "include selections from classic and contemporary readings that have inspired her, as well as portraits of some of the extraordinary men and women she admires and who embody her love of country, faith, and family," the publisher's statement reads.

"She will also draw from her personal experience to amplify these timely — and timeless_ themes."

But... how can she draw from nothing? Well, she does have a family. And she does belong to the Mutal Admiration Society with her psycho-phant John Ziegler.

[S]he is currently "gathering ideas and identifying favorite texts and examples."

And by that they mean, she is stealing material, copying and pasting, and calling that "penning a book".

I hope this time around, Flubby allows her ghost writer to sub when she quits before completing her book signings.