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Your Weekly Upchucks: Shocking Religion News by Author @KCBoyd3

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· Sunday, March 22nd, 2015 at 12:46 pm

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K. C. Boyd, is the author of Being Christian - A Novel,: A black comedy guaranteed to take you on a wild and frightening ride deep into the dark side of the religious right. It is available on Amazon in multiple formats.

She is the go-to blogger for religion, hypocrisy, and all things church v. state. You can read her earlier posts on The Political Carnival here and more about who she is on her own website here

The Weekly Upchuck March 22, 2015

Abortion, Contraception And Other Women’s Issues

#Outrage Iowa House Passes Forced Abortion Counseling Bill
#WomenAgainstBackAlleyAbortion It took five organizations for this woman to get the abortion she needed because a one broken system stood in her way.
#BigSkyBarf Montana House Follows Idaho Passing Telemedicine Abortion Ban
#HideouserAndHideouser Arkansas Rep. Harris Wants to Make It Harder for Teen Rape Survivors to Get Abortions
#MachoMachoPig Rick Perry’s New Campaign Hire Thinks God Doesn’t Want Women to Be Leaders

Creationism

#JesusWILLSave Ken-the-Ham says don’t worry about an ‘asteroid apocalypse’ on Earth because God already has a plan
#GodForbid Ark Encounter Seeks Injunction against State Officials
#InTheLandOfDick Anti-Choice Montana Lawmakers Propose Mandatory Fetal Anesthesia
# UhOh@aigkenham Researchers Discover Enormous Ancient Crocodile That Walked Upright

Education

#FoaminAnFrothin Rick ‘Frothy’ Santorum’s Plan To Save America: Putting Bibles Back In Schools
#ScrubADubDub Corporations and the Religious Right on their way to drown education in the bathtub. On our watch.
#WhenSatansYourTeacher The class that was scared of biology. ‘They thought it was linked to the Devil’

Fifty Shades Of Hate

#RightWingPukeOff ‘Secular Humanist Caliphate’ & ‘Militant Homofascism’ Taking Over America
#WorldAccordingToBryBry Fischer: Discrimination Against Homosexuality Is Not Discrimination Against People
#ChanginTheRulesMidGame “Prayer break” in NYC publicly funded pre-K “an end run around the separation of church and state.”

Fifty Shades Of Stark Raving Mad

#JokeOfTheDay Roy Moore’s son blames his latest drug arrest on liberal plot to ‘destroy’ his family

If Media’s The Message

#BrookingNoDissent David Brooks, religious clown: Debunking phony Godsplaining from the New York Times’ laziest columnist
#TheGreatestScamOnEarth Fox financial guru says Jesus owns his mansion: Rich Christians just ‘manage’ God’s wealth
#IncestualLonging Watching the Duggars teach their daughter to kiss will make you want to climb out of your own skin

Israel, End Times And Hagee

#TruthWillOut Netanyahu “As long as Likud is in charge, there will be no more concessions and no more withdrawals.”
#ItsAMadMadMadMadWorld Avigdor Lieberman, Israel’s Foreign minister & extremist madman, calls for beheading Arabs and the GOP and US press remain mum
#PoliticalHeftInAction CUFI members have sent more than 70k emails to their senators supporting stronger Iran sanctions
#NotOurElectionTrent Trent Franks: (R-AZ) ‘All Future Generations Will Suffer’ If Obama Causes Netanyahu’s Defeat
#ReadySetApocalypse Friday’s solar eclipse will be the beginning of the end of the world
BackDoorApocalypsy The ever-evil John Hagee presses uncommitted Dems on Iran bill.
#CantMakeItUp Hagee steals a pastor’s End Times research for his ‘bestseller’ & scandal erupts
#TheHeartOfItAll Jerusalem at boiling point of polarisation and violence

Politics Nation

#SimplyFoaming RIck aka ‘Frothy’ Santorum, tells far-right crowd it’s up to them to get Bibles back in schools to save America
#USOfJesus David Lane Wants Religious Right ‘Army’ To Pick Next President
#AmericanAyatollah Meet David Lane: The Anti-Gay, Christian-Nation Extremist Of The RNC
#FabricateAllYouLikeFrothyYoullNeverGrabTheBigRing Rick Santorum: Obama ‘Intentionally’ Allowing Evil To ‘Prosper Around The World’
#ErpNoThanks From The Pulpit To The White House, Huckajesus Seeks To Become America’s Pastor In Chief
#FlimFlamScammery Right Winger Erick Erickson Rips Huckajesus For Pitching Products Like The “Diabetes Solution” That His Site Cashed In On
ItsllAboutThatBase The Jebster pandering away.
#JebstersFollies Not to forget Terri Schiavo on life support, as well as less well-known, and also unsuccessful, efforts to appoint a guardian for the fetus of a developmentally disabled rape victim and to prevent a 13-year-old girl from having an abortion
#AveACup Ted Cruz: The Tea Party’s Doomsday Prophet
#FrothyFoments Rick Santorum tells woman who thinks Obama almost nuked Charleston, SC that Obama is a dangerous tyrant
#HuckaSpew Obama has “a great sense of identity with/empathy for many of the other Middle Eastern nations.
#FoldingToTheCrazies The Jebster Implicitly Endorses GA Bill that Wud Legalize Discrimination Against Gays.

Religion Gone Bad, Gone Mad

#ThouMoiAndJesus When Did Biblical Marriage Get to Be a Thing?
#JesusSoaks San Francisco Catholic church installs watering system to drench homeless people as they sleep
#PayNoAttentionToTheManBehindTheCurtainThe Real Agenda Behind ‘Religious Liberty’ Bills
#ShameWorks San Francisco cathedral will stop dousing sleeping homeless people with water

Same Sex Issues

#ButWon’tTheyConvertTheChildren? San Fran’s Largest Evangelical Megachurch to Allow Non-Celibate Homosexuals to Be Members
#BecauseEveryConservativeNeedsAnExistentialThreat Rise Of #LGBT Rights Is An Existential Threat To Conservative Religious Groups
#InvokingTheHWord Peter LaBarbera: Gays Following Hitler In ‘Recruiting’ Children

Sausage Makers And Their Sausage

#GetWithTheProgram Virginia city official says God ended slavery: Jesus never told anyone to create a diversity commission
#SamSamSam Gov. Sam Brownback: Forcing women to have babies is part of ‘pro-economic growth agenda’ in Kansas
#DripDripDrip GOP-Controlled Florida Committee Approves Bill Imposing a Mandatory Delay for Abortions
#RulingNow Forbes(R-VA) & Lankford (R-OK): Christian businesses should have more rights than secular companies like Chipotle
#OrwellRising Cruz, Lankford at it again, beating the faux religious persecution drum.
#FauxsTheWord Indiana House panel OKs faux religious freedom bill
#KlinkKlankPoop GOP lawmaker Gordon Klingenschmitt wants to impeach Obama over “anti-Semitic” treatment of Netanyahu, LGBT rights
#EatingAwayAtTheEdges Meanwhile, they keep at it stateside: Michigan House OKs bills on faith-based adoption refusal
#CruzifyingLiberalismTed Cruz Moves to Block DC Laws on Gay Rights, Abortion
#TexasTwaddle Texas Lawmakers File Record Number of Anti-LGBT Bills
#FoodForHate While clearly not feasible, Cali’s Atty Gen will most likely have to circulate this ‘Shoot the gays’ initiative

Scandals And Scams

#TieMeKangarooDownBoy Four senior staff at Melbourne Chabad school resign amid molestation scandal fallout
#CrazyEvil Snake-handling pastor arrested after domestic disturbance
#WhenReligionKills Faith-Based Medicine Is Snake Oil
#HuckajesusHawksHealing What Christers DON’T know about Huckajesus: Huckabee’s Diabetes Snake Oil Pays For His Campaign While Killing People
#ItsOffToTheRapist Arkansas Republican leaves leadership posts after reports on his ‘rehoming’ daughters to rapist
#SortaLovinIt Cross-dressing’ priest who ‘dealt high-grade crystal meth and owned a sex shop’ asks for leniency
#OffToTheKlink Church swindler Ephren Taylor headed to federal prison for 19 years
#BareNecessities Creflo Dollar’s Gulfstream for God?

Science Or Not

#WileyAsDirt Rick Wiles: Homosexuality And Abortion Rights Caused California Drought

Supremes And Lower Courts

#MoorePoop Radical Anti-Choice Group Heads To Alabama To Support ‘Poet, Warrior, Statesman’ Roy Moore

Theocracy Rising

#NoPaulRevereHe Mat Staver: “A collision of unprecedented magnitude” coming between gay rights and Christianity
#DoofusAlert FOX News’ Steve Doocy & Anti-Gay Christian Pastor Think “Have A Blessed Day” Air Force Greeting Is Awesome
#CrusaderMentality USAF commanders told to “send it up the chain of command” when they get a complaint from Military Religious Freedom Foundation’s Mikey Weinstein.

Antidotes

New Mexico Senate Committee Blocks Two Anti-Choice Bills
In the ‘MadetheirOwnBed’ category, two gay alums won’t leave their millions to the University of Alabama because of the state’s war on same-sex marriage
Elton John, Ricky Martin Call for Dolce & Gabbana Boycott, Designers Respond
LDS leader says Mormons are free to back gay marriage on social media—w/o risk of losing church privileges.
Ireland’s Big Gay Turnaround
Largest Presbyterian Denomination Gives Final Approval for Same-Sex Marriage
Larry Wilmore destroys ‘prosperity gospel’ megachurches for turning Jesus into a money-making scam
After learning of Facebook Warren Jeffs’ Followers Fleeing Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ LDS In Droves.
Four States That Are Actually Working To Protect Abortion Rights
Navy Debunks Fox News’ Defense Of Anti-Gay Chaplain

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Your Weekly Upchucks: Shocking Religion News by Author @KCBoyd3

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· Sunday, March 15th, 2015 at 3:43 pm

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She is the go-to blogger for religion, hypocrisy, and all things church v. state. You can read her earlier posts on The Political Carnival here and more about who she is on her own website here

The Weekly Upchuck March 15, 2015

Abortion, Contraception And Other Women’s Issues

#ItCanHappenHere: Abortion Bans Are Putting Women Behind Bars
#SomethingsRottenAtYourLocalPCC: The Epidemic of Lying at Crisis Pregnancy Centers Exposes the Moral Rot in the Anti-Choice Movement
#AintItTheTruth? The Pro-Life Movement: Reframing “Life” to Suit Their Agenda
#FamilyPlanningMyBippy: Texas Budget Rider Nearly Doubles Funding for Pregnancy Care Centers at the Same Time Making It Increasingly More Difficult To Get an Abortion At All
#BaringHerSoul: Arizona lawmaker has to reveal a dark secret to school wingnut conservatives about abortion
#StandingUpToGodsArmy: Clinic escorts are the first line of defense against abortion protesters. At Mississippi’s Pink House, it’s a dangerous job.
#There’sStupid,ThenTheresEvilStupid: Partially funded by your tax dollars. ‘Crisis Pregnancy Center’ Tells Woman Her IUD Was A Baby

Education

#ChristianHigherLearning? Football players wear KKK robes during team-building event at Illinois evangelical college
#Wondrin’WhereMightThisLead: Kansas bill would criminalize teachers for providing certain material to students
#CactileCult: University of Arizona Investigates Allegations That a Campus Church Group Is an ‘Insidious’ Cult: Faith Christian Church has been accused by ex-members of public shaming and financial coercion.
#ABCSOfJesus: When the “fine line” between church and state in public schools means no line at all
#MeanwhileOverInTheCountryKnownAsTexas: Texas public school official says students will continue to hear Bible verses every morning
#NeverWiseToBendToFundies: NYC’s plan for prayer break in pre-K classes raises concerns

Fifty Shades of Hate

#FranklyPuking: Franklin Graham Says That Obama’s Mother ‘Must Have Been A Muslim’
#BrotherlyHateInPhilly: Transit ads linking Nazism and Islam may soon run in Philadelphia
#ComingSoonToTheTownThatBroughtYouJosesphSmith: Coming soon to Salt Lake City: An international festival of bigotry

Fifty Shades Of Lying Propaganda

#Word-Smith-ingJoe: The Mormon Church’s Gay Rights Charade – Provisional support of certain LGBT legal protections—with conditions.

Fifty Shades Of Stark Raving Mad

#BryBryLePuke: Bryan Fischer: Homosexuality Causes Blindness

If Media’s The Message

#SpoilerAlert: America is NOT a Christian nation.
#PutzyPornoPete: LaBarbera: GOP Will Fall If It Stops Talking About Gay Kisses On TV
#Who’sPunishingWho: Staver: Boycott Sports Teams That Support Marriage Equality
#WhatsHeThinking? Mega-disappointing that James Franco plays the role of an ‘ex-gay’ pastor.
#CurrentPukerFormer NFLer:Fox Sports Analyst Craig James Says Satan Is Behind Movement for LGBT Equality
#DrHydeIPresume? Op-ed In the New Jersey Star Ledger: Tom Cotton ‘is a Neocon monstrosity out of central casting’
#AbusingMLK: Alveda King, The Fox News Contributor Who Blames Natural Disasters On Gay Marriage

Israel, End Times And John Hagee

#CanYouSaySelf-FulfillingProphecy? Evangelicals & ISIS Feel Fine About the End of the World
#LovingJews ToDeath: We may well see the ‘End of Days’ but sadly, it will be by man’s nuclear
#Bringin’ItOn: GOP Senator Dismisses Diplomacy With Iran Over Nuclear Program, Suggests War Instead Of Diplomacy
#TreasonAnyone? Republican Senators Write To Leaders Of Iran, Attempt To Sabotage Nuclear Deal
#Bringin’ItOn#II: Foreign Minister of Israel: Behead Arabs who aren’t loyal to Israel
#TheStateOfOurUnionIsTenous: Tom Cotton Doesn’t Give A Sh** About Iran Talks Protocol. But A Lot Of Others Do.
#FollowTheMoney: “2014: Tom Cotton gets $1M from Kristol’s neocon Emergency Cmtee for Israel; repays debt with Iran letter”
#WherePoliticsMoney&EndTimesMeet: Senator who spearheaded letter to Iran got $1 million from Kristol’s ‘Emergency C’tee for Israel’
#SonOfJohnSpews: Matthew Hagee: Gay Marriage ‘Is Taking Away The Ability Of … Society To Survive’
#AndFatherErupts: John Hagee: Netanyahu’s Speech To Congress Was God’s Warning To America To Stand With Israel Or Face Judgment
#Meh? Sheldon Adelson “So Israel won’t be a democratic state. So what?”
#Who’sAfraidOfWWIII?Sen. Graham on Defeating ISIS: ‘This is a Religious War and We Have to Take Sides
#PeeYouStinky: Hagee sticks his apocalyptic nose in US foreign policy yet again.

Politics Nation

#ThatDuhMoment: Huckajesus Asked To Provide Example Of Negative Impact Of Marriage Equality, Draws A Blank
#JesusJebThatWasQuick: Jeb jumps aboard the pandering train. So much for bucking the crazies.
#LooksSexuallyRepressedToMe: Lindsey Graham doing Netanyahu, Israel and Adelson’s bidding: “I Fear Iran More Than ISIS
#ExcuuuuseHim: Whining Rand Paul Says Gay Marriage ‘Offends’ Him.
#WalkeringTHeWalk: LOOKING FOR WALKER TO “DO NOTHING” (BUT CARRY A BIG RELIGIOUS STICK) IN 2016 ELECTION
#CruzingToInfamy: Ted Cruz Touts Anti-Gay Bona Fides To Extremist Group
#InTheValleyOfJordan(Sekulow): Team Jeb Bush’s Liaison to the Religious Right Is Islamophobic, Opposed to Marriage Equality and Vigorously Anti-Abortion
#AllAboutThatBase: Jeb’s all about that base,’Bout that base no trouble.
#RickysEarWhisperer: Rick Perry: God’s Candidate For President

Religion Gone Bad

#HomelessButGay: Christian university shuts down bake sale benefiting homeless LGBT youth
#BecauseFreedom: Catholic Church Claims It Can Refuse To Pay Victims Of Sex Abuse Because Of Religious Freedom
#LiarsGonnaLie: Like crying FIRE in a crowded theater: Franklin Graham Warns Christians in America ‘Persecution Is Coming’
#ThisChristianDollar: The rest of the world might have responded with scorn, but that will only fuel Creflo Dollar’s faithful supporters.

Same Sex Issues

#GodsCurse: Catholic bishop: Being born gay isn’t what God intended — it’s like Down’s syndrome
#NoGeorgiaPeach: Following ARK & ALA, Georgia’s Anti-Gay ‘Right to Discriminate’ Bill Has Passed the Senate
#ScreamingIntoTheWInd? Oklahoma Democrat Wants to Require Christian Businesses to Post Notice of Anti-Gay
#ChoosingHate:Pastor Says Being Gay Is A Choice: They Could ‘Wake Up Tomorrow’ And Choose To Be An Axe Murderer

Sausage Makers And Their Sausage

#KlinkKlankKlunk: Colorado Lawmaker ‘Very Proud’ of South Dakota Legislator Who Compared Planned Parenthood to ISIS
#CaughtYa! GOP Sneaks Anti-Abortion Language Into Bipartisan Human Trafficking Bill
#AnythingToStopSSM! House passes bill to abolish Oklahoma marriage licenses

Scandal

#Ain’tHeMoral? US judge orders Sands Hotel to hand over documents proving Sheldon Adelson used “prostitution strategy” for Macau resort
#FlimFlamScammery: Bogus faith healer’s £4 million fraud in US and Canada
#OopsieHisFamilyValuesAreShowing: Tennessee’s ‘Don’t Say Gay’ lawmaker accused of hitting ex-wife w/his car — twice
#HeReallySaidThis; Arkansas Republican gave adopted girls to rapist because they were ‘possessed by demons’
#PerkyPuke: Senate GOP Invites FRC’s Tony Perkins To Politicize Hearing On ‘Religious Freedom Abroad’
#PoofBGone: Arkansas Republican who gave girls to rapist ‘regularly’ performed exorcisms on unruly preschoolers
#SoDoWeAll: Televangelist Creflo Dollar Needs 200,000 People to Donate $300 Each So He Can Buy $65M Ministry Plane

Science – Or Not

“Climate change is not a religion. It is not a belief system. It’s a science fact.” EPA’s Gina McCarthy

Supremes And Lower Courts

#SCROTAL Upchuck: Supreme Court wipes out ruling on Obamacare contraception mandate
#Reminder:TheConstitutionIsStillValidInAlabama: How Gay Rights Attorneys Will Defeat Chief Justice Roy Moore In Alabama
#But: Alabama’s Attorney General opposes motion for statewide same-sex marriage order
#WatchmenOnNotice: Jehovah’s Witnesses charity’s attempt to delay inquiry led to ‘ongoing risks’ to children, says judge

Theocracy Rising

#Tex-ass: How Texas Became a Conservative Evangelical Powerhouse
#Ludicrous: Senate GOP invites Tony Perkins, defender of Uganda anti-gay bill, to testify at a Senate Appropriations subcommittee hearing tomorrow on “protecting religious freedom abroad.”
#FireTHeBastard: After Shaming Gay And Unmarried Female Sailors, Navy Chaplain Wants To Keep At It
#GodStillWhispersInHisEar: George W Bush makes a surprise, silent appearance at Liberty Counsel’s The Awakening conference
#IMadMen: How Business Made Us Christian A Christian Nation? Since When?
#RepentingForIraq? Christers MatStaver and GW introduce Huckajesus at Liberty U’s AwakeningUSA

Antidotes

Unwelcome “Blessings” Halted at Robins AFB, Georgia
Personhood’ Legislation Dealt Another Blow, This Time in Iowa
GOP Lawmaker Warns Women Will Die If Texas Keeps Defunding Planned Parenthood
Support for Gay Marriage Hits All-Time High — WSJ/NBC News Poll
Megachurch Pastor Matt Chandler Says ‘Favoritism’ of Wealthy Is as Much a Sin as ‘Murder,’ ‘Adultery’
Over 300 Prominent Republicans Petition Supreme Court to Legalize Gay Marriage
Xtian Anti-Fraud Group Goes Global 2 Investigate ‘Religious’ Fraudsters Who Bilk Believers Out of $50 Billion/Yr
Christian College Tried To Stop Bake Sale For Homeless LGBT Youth, But They Raised Thousands Anyway
White Christian America in Decline: Why Young People Are Sick of Conservative Religion
What Happened When I Yelled Back at the “Christians” Calling My Wife a Murderer
‘Marlise’s Law’ Would Give Pregnant Texans Advance Directive Rights

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Your Weekly Upchucks: Shocking Religion News by Author @KCBoyd3

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· Sunday, November 9th, 2014 at 6:58 pm

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Please welcome back regular guest contributor, author of Being Christian and the go-to blogger on religion, hypocrisy, and all things church v. state, K.C. Boyd. You might remember her from her earlier posts. You can link over to her site here for the rest of this post. It’s well worth a look, because I left out a ton of great upchuckable stuff, including antidotes! These are but a few of her weekly "where religion meets your rights" collection:

Your Weekly Upchucks: The place where religion meets your rights

The Weekly Upchuck - November 9, 2014

Abortion, Contraception And Other Women’s Issues

Chuck Hucks: FACT: the IUD is not an ongoing abortion in the body.
Opened, We Upchuck: Tennessee Ballot Initiative Could Open Floodgates for Anti-Choice Measures
Sooner Upchuck Than Recognize Women” As The Country Is Focused On The Election, Oklahoma Is Quietly Attacking Abortion Rights
To No Avail Chuck: Black Women Speak Out Against Tennessee’s Extreme Amendment 1
Read Her Lips Chuck: Joni Ernst Endorses Full Personhood Rights for Fertilized Eggs from the Moment of Conception
Sisterhood Of Upchuck: Women’s Greatest Enemy Is Evangelical Women, Not Republican Men å
Personally Regurgitative: Personhood: Perpetually Rejected. So Why Does It Continue To Rear Its Head?
The Morons Of Upchuck: Tennessee Voters Approve Measure to Allow Restrictions on Abortion
And So It Went Chuck: Antichoice PersonhoodSupporter Gardner Defeats Mark Udall in Colorado Senate Race
By Hook Or By Crook Chook: Despite personhood defeats, anti-choicers move forward on plans to shut down abortion providers
Licking Their Lips Chuck: Personhood Group Thanks Joni Ernst For Sticking With Them
Hangers, Alleys And Other Unseemly Upchuck: What Seeking an Abortion Was Like Before Roe v. Wade
The 2014 Summary Of Upchuck: Of 87 new Republicans in the House, an astonishing 80 are anti-choice. Also 12 new pro-life Senators.
Women Hating Women: The Warrior Wives of Evangelical Christianity

Christian Nation

George Orwell Hurls Big: “Profound threat to Christianity,” my bippy.
Quack Duckistan: Watch “Duck Dynasty” Stars Rally the Christian Right for Tomorrow’s Election
Constitutionally Meh: Mike Huckabee joins push demanding Houston officials ignore their own election laws
Wait. What-Chuck: Duck Dynasty Star Says We Should Elect “Godly Men” Like Founding Fathers.
God Answers Upchuck: Right-wing radio host says God delivered the election for the GOP: “God does answer prayer, folks”
Jeezus Is Teavangelical Chuck: Fischer: Our Prayer During Anti-Gay Rally Played A Role In Republican Election Victories
Land In Upchuck: Another country heard from: ‘A Two Year Moratorium On Any Confirmation Of Federal Judges’
Shirking Upchuck? Is The IRS Ready To Police Pulpit Politicking?
Get Out The Vomit: Christian Nationalism. Christian Identity. The Christian Right’s New GOTV Motivator
Well, Duh-Chuck: Separating Church and State Still an Issue in the US
Rachel Blurps: Meet Colorado’s ‘Dr. Chaps’

Creationism

Higher Ka-Ka: Richard Dawkins calls out Georgia Southern history professor for pushing creationism
Real Dogs Of Upchuck:GOP lawmaker claims evolution doesn’t square with facts: ‘Big or little, dogs are still dogs!

Education

The Fear Of Knowledge Is Perhaps The Worst Upchuck Of All: A former US Marine is refusing to allow his child to complete a world history class because Islam’s on the curriculum
Bad Stuff-Chuff: MIDTERM ELECTIONS: SCHOOL PRIVATIZATION CONTINUES TO ADVANCE DEVOS/HERITAGE FOUNDATION STRATEGY
Worldwide Whoop: FROM SINGAPORE TO ARIZONA: RIGHT-WING GROUPS INVADE CLASSROOMS AND CURRICULUM

End Times And Israel

Faust Hurls: Christian Zionist advocacy groups are making efforts to shape U.S. lawmakers’ understanding of Jerusalem and its holy sites, particularly the Temple Mount, through visits aimed at convincing them that Jews (and Christians) face religious persecution there.

Fifty Shades Of Hate

West Of Upchuck: Allen West Sez Dems Are Still The Party Of Voter Intimidation And The KKK ‘Except With A Different Type Of Tactic’

Fifty Shades Of Stark Raving Mad

Pukey-Lukey: In the words of yet another lunatic preacher: If you don’t want to get Ebola, stay away from Starbucks and bowling.
Perky Puke: Protecting Anti-Gay Discrimination In America Will ‘Give The World Hope’
Seminal Upchuck: Pastor needing institutionalization sez: Starbucks Flavors Its Coffee with ‘Semen from Sodomites’
The Missing Link-Chuck? Legalization of same-sex marriage would prevent this man from being a Christian.

Politics Nation

Off With Their Exemptions Chuck: Churches Endorse Candidates; IRS Ignores Them Again
Thou Shalt Upchuckably Lie: Anti-Choice Groups Launch Dishonest Ads Against Colorado Pro-Choice Legislators
Modern KKKchuck: Rick Perry, Ron Johnson And Jeff Sessions To Join Anti-Muslim Activists At Florida Beach Resort Confab
Gag Us With Upchuck: Dear John Kasich: ‘I’m pro-life’ doesn’t explain ‘rape-gag’ rule
It’s About The States Chuckie: The most consequential races on Tuesday were likely those in which you don’t recognize the names: the elections for state legislators, and they matter.
Off With Their Exemptions II: Rogue pastors endorse candidates, but IRS looks away
Add Him To The Roster Chuck: All-star Christian Fundamentalist wins in landslide in ‘Evangelical Springs.”His “faith in God and America grows stronger every day.”
Upchuck Matters: Conservative Christians made up 32% of 2014 electorate, voted 86% for GOP & 12% Democrat.
Lions And Tigers And Spew, Oh My! Agenda 21, gay recruitment & Blood Moons: Newly elected Republicans are paranoid conspiracy theorists
They Said It Couldn’t Happen Chuck: Homophobic, neo-Confederate theocrat Peroutka wins Anne Arundel council seat
Off With Their Exemptions III: The midterm election results were partially influenced by church politicking and the IRS must act
Chap-A Quit-It: Meet ‘Dr. Chaps’ Gordon Klingenschmitt: Colorado’s New Anti-Gay, Demon Hunting State Legislator
Pat’s A Lustin’: Pat Buchanan: Joni Ernst A ‘Gal’ With The ‘Same Kind Of Attractiveness’ As Sarah Palin
Son Of God Poops: Christians prompted by churches & faith-based organizations flooded the polls yesterday in the name of Jesus.
The Weasels Of Hurl: Voters of faith are GOP foundation. Without their overwhelming support, there is no GOP majority. Glen Bolger, Public Opinion Strategies
Tell It To An Indian Tribe: Ralph Reed: “There is no road to the presidency for a Republican candidate in 2016 that doesn’t require going through the toll booth of faith-based voters.”
Chapped Chuck: The Most Extreme Election Winner You Have Never Heard Of–Except we have.
Hardly Opaque Puke: Intentions revealed: GOP Senate’s First Priority Should Be Blocking All Judicial Nominees
Bibi Barf: Netanyahu now has big cannons in Congress to ‘bomb’ the White House
The Jesus Budget: Oklahoma’s senator-elect to use ‘biblical worldview’ to defeat the national debt
Herding Upchuck: Why Right-Wing Christians Believe GOP Lies

Religion Gone Bad
· Upchuck On Her Chastity Belt: Chaste No More: Why I Had to Abandon the Christian Purity Movement
Lost His Way Chuck? Why Jesus Wouldn’t Cut It as a Pastor in Today’s Evangelical Megachurches
Fundamentalist Hurl: Houston Rally: Religious-Righters Claim America Is on Nazi Path to Christian Persecution
Headship, Schmeadship: Are Fundamentalist Christians Getting Away with ‘Pious’ Domestic Abuse?

Same Sex Marriage

In My Mind, I’m Going To . . . . Upchuck: South Carolina’s Same-Sex Marriage Ban Faces Another Challenge
Class Act Chuck: Thousands Rally Against LGBT Rights In Houston
Vomit On The Least Of You: Homeless LGBT youth: Shunned by religious families
Who’s In Danger Now Chuck? GOPer who wants to ban Gay Straight Alliances and calls homosexuality a threat to public safety wins in Michigan

Sausage Makers And Their Sausage

It Can Happen Here Chuck: A proposed ballot initiative in Mississippi would declare it an officially Christian state.
Setting The Stage For Arma-Upchuck: Advocacy groups woo US lawmakers amid fervor over prayer at Temple Mount
Groups organize trips for US Congress members as rhetoric, tension over Jerusalem intensify

Scandal

Kenyan’s Own Christian Hillcox: “Prayer Predators” Kenya TV exposes ‘prophet’ Victor Kanyari as a crook
Aussie Scammery: Australia’s Genesis II Church of Health and Healing’s ‘Miracle Mineral Solution’ slammed by AMA as ’snake oil’
Seeking: God’s Rapists? Man sentenced for raping women he met on Christian Mingle, Match.com

Science – - Or Not

Perky Puke: “Climate Change Alarmists” Want to Turn People Gay
When The Last Tree Dies-Chuck: The Senate Environment Committee is now going to be chaired by someone who believes the Old Testament disproves climate change.
Greed + Religion = End Times? A Big Win for Climate Change Denial: Republicans to Target EPA Regulations After Taking Senate
Even Worse Chuck: Not only Imhofe. Climate Denier Ted Cruz Is Poised to Become a Lead Senator on Science

Supremes And Lower Courts

Autrement Dit, Keep ‘Em Barefoot And Pregnant: Federal Judge Rules #POB Admin Didn’t Go Far Enough to Accommodate Opponents of birth control Benefit
The Vomit That Kills: Opening arguments heard in faith healing couple’s manslaughter trial
Citizens Divided, You Mean? Citizens United head is “very proud” that his Supreme Court case helped Republicans win the midterms
Oy Vey Chuck: Next Stop #SCOTUS ? Appeals Court Reinstates Gay Marriage Bans For The First Time

Antidotes

Supreme Court upholds NYC law requiring crisis pregnancy centers to tell the truth
Federal Judge Gives Secular Humanism Parity With Religion
Federal Judge Overturns Kansas Ban On Same-Sex Marriage
Boom. In a day of gloom. State Judge Overturns Missouri’s Ban On Same-Sex Marriage
Pope demotes (uber-conservative) highest ranking U.S. cardinal to position with ‘no responsibilities’

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Rick Perry's smug shot: It's all about exposure, exploitation, aka politics as usual

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· Tuesday, August 26th, 2014 at 11:00 am

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Another snark-filled guest post by the one, the only Will Durst, who's having a little fun with Texas Governor Rick Perry. Take it away, Will:

SMUG SHOTS

Knew he shouldn’t. Couldn’t help himself. Talking about the beaming leer in Rick Perry’s mug shot. Or to be more precise, his smug shot. In the photo released by the Austin Police Department, the Texas Governor grins like a Cheshire Cat who just cleaned out the canary department of a PetSmart and is presetting his Lexus’ GPS for another store.

Because he vetoed the budget of the Travis County Attorney General who refused to resign following a drunken driving conviction, Perry is now being indicted on two federal felony counts relating to abuse of power. Which for a politician is real similar to being accused of breathing through their mouths. No big deal. The loyal opposition is programmed to consider all power abusive. A fact extensively covered in the freshman orientation pamphlet.

The three reasons he’s smirking are obvious. One: there’s a better chance of being struck by lightning while holding Charlize Theron’s purse stuffed with winning Powerball tickets, than being convicted. Two: he can wear these charges as a loud red badge of partisan courage, rekindling presidential aspirations. As for the third thing… well, he’ll have to get back to you. Ooops.

This is all proof that today- any and or all publicity is good publicity. Andy Warhol’s future has arrived and taken over the conference room. Famous for 15 minutes. That’s the goal. You don’t have to be talented or accomplished or good looking or an artist or even credible. Just get your name and face out there. Get on television. Even basic cable. By hook or by crook or by booking photo.

Arianna Huffington sold her website to AOL for $315 million based on the business model of rounding up scores of scripting serfs who will write for free. With 7 series and a spate of spin- offs, the Bravo Network has practically given up on narrative programming, morphing into the Real Housewives or Women be Fighting and Stuff Network. The Weather Channel has a new reality show called 3 Fat Guys in the Woods, which infringes on absolutely no fairness in advertising doctrines. Anybody can be a star. Build your brand. We’re all one viral post away from the big time.

The NFL has attempted to harness these ambitions by charging musical acts to perform at their Super Bowl Halftime Show. The three finalists, Katy Perry, Coldplay and Rihanna have each been asked to pony up for the privilege of performing in front of billions of people AND to kick back a slice of their post- show concert tour. Next they’ll want an NFL logo carved in the haircut of the bass player. And who’s going to argue? It’s the bass player.

The most humane solution would be for the NFL to pay viewers to watch their overproduced lip- synched parody of an extravaganza. Or maybe just go back to marching bands and Frisbee catching dogs. But where’s the money in that?

Kim Kardashian’s new iPhone app is expected to make over 100 million dollars- this year alone. The goal of the game is to do anything and everything to become famous. Just that. Fame. It’s all about the exposure. Of course, in the Midwest we were taught you can die from exposure. Then again, couldn’t happen to a nicer couple than Rick Perry and Kim Kardashian. And the 3 Fat Guys in the Woods.

Copyright © 2014, Will Durst. Will Durst is an award- winning, nationally acclaimed political comic. Go to willdurst.com to find about more about the new documentary film “3 Still Standing,” and a calendar guide to personal appearances including his one- man show “BoomeRaging: From LSD to OMG” which will appear at the Third Avenue Playhouse in Sturgeon Bay Wisconsin Aug 26- 30. thirdavenueplayhouse.com

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