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Doonesbury: “Sorry, Prieb-Dawg” but “the GOP demo” is “angry old white guys.” Comic-Priebus responds.

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Garry Trudeau is continuing the Mr. Kibbitz/Reince Priebus story arc, adding the element of Reince’s imaginary “GOP celebrity task force” and the complete lack of A-list celebrities, B-listers, and the  pathetic excuse for a C-List…

It just got funnier. No, I mean, it really it did. Come on: “Prieb-Dawg”?

By the way, the mental image of any A-lister– or anyone else– “getting in bed” with Prieb-Dawg is so not pretty and it should never be mentioned again under any circumstances ever in the history of ever.

And don’t even get me started on the “Some of us aren’t old” punch line.

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Gun Guys Support Selling Guns to Terrorists on Watch List, Violent Abusers of Women, the Legally Blind Carrying Handguns

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Your Daily Dose of BuzzFlash at Truthout, via my pal Mark Karlin:

If I had a bulletproof vest, I would have put it on this morning based on many of the 300 plus comments (thus far) in response to yesterday’s BuzzFlash at Truthout commentary: “Many American White Men Worship Guns Because of Sexual Insecurity, Entitlement, and Profit.”

But the intense, paranoid, threatened, gun worship comments only prove the commentary’s point: guns are not merely an “inanimate object” — as the NRA likes to claim – to rabid gun owners; they are a symbol that satisfies intense psychological needs for many white males. [...]

Why… support gun lobby positions that are so bizarrely dangerous and pro-criminal that they appear to come out of a Monty Python skit.  … The examples of such harmful laws from the insane clown gun posse are legion, but here are just three:

 1) The Right to Carry a Concealed Handgun Even if Blind

Take the first paragraph of a 2012 article from the Lawrence Journal-World of Kansas:

A little-known provision in Kansas law that allows the blind and other people with serious physical infirmities to carry concealed weapons in public places likely will not get reviewed by state lawmakers this session. [...]

This support for blind persons carrying concealed weapons in public places is widespread among many of the more rabid gun owners as discussion boards prove. [...]

2) The Right of Terrorists on the US Watch List to Buy Guns

After 9/11, the NRA couldn’t wave the flag with more vigor than Bush and Cheney on uppers.  Yet, the NRA got the then Attorney General John Ashcroft to prohibit the FBI and BATF from stopping the sale of guns to persons on the US terrorist watch list.

As a 2010 ABC News report stated [...]

From Feb. 2004 through Feb. 2010, FBI data shows that individuals on the U.S. terrorist watch list were involved in firearm or explosives background checks 1,225 times, according to the GAO.

Sen. Frank Lautenberg, D-N.J., introduced legislation last year to prohibit people on the terror watch list, or who are known to belong to a terrorist organization, from purchasing guns. The bill would authorize the attorney general to deny sale or transfer of firearms to known or suspected terrorists. But it has been struck down by gun rights advocates who said it would breach citizens’ constitutional rights. [...]

As a 2012 Palm Beach Post editorial noted: “People who are on the federal government’s terrorist watch list can’t fly on airplanes. But they can buy guns. Why? Because the National Rifle Association says denying them the right to buy guns is a denial of their Second Amendment rights.”

3) The Right of Alleged Abusers of Women to Own Guns

It has been the standard policy of the NRA and other gun groups to oppose taking away the right of men charged – and in some cases even convicted or under a restraining order — with abusing women to own and possess guns.  There is a long history to this stance, although the NRA uses obfuscation in public statements to make it appear that they are actually on the side of protecting women.  Don’t believe it for a moment. [...]

As David Sirota writes in a March 1 Salon article [...]

What’s amazing – and what evokes Democrats’ “war on women” meme – is the fact that Republicans don’t seem to see that what’s really “ripe for abuse” is guns in the hands of domestic abusers.

If you don’t think the Colorado GOP marching orders on behalf of gun ownership for domestic abusers comes from the NRA, you’ve been on meth too long. [...]

If you can renounce the NRA’s detrimental position on these three issues of public safety and security, then maybe you have a right to say that you don’t worship guns, or that they aren’t a talisman for your manhood.

Otherwise, just admit that happiness is a warm gun.

I edited this one a lot, so please read the whole thing here.

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Many American White Men Worship Guns Because of Sexual Insecurity, Entitlement, and Profit

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Your Daily Dose of BuzzFlash at Truthout, via my pal Mark Karlin:

You won’t find anyone willing to dare say it much in the media, but a good percentage of the white men who oppose gun control of any sort – and who back measures that would even allow alleged terrorists and straw purchases for drug dealers to buy guns – are just afraid that without their guns, their phallic power will be reduced to size.  [...]

A gun, particularly assault weapons and lethal militarized handguns, are at least two things: a prosthetic dick and a sign that even unemployed white guys still rule the Western World and sit at the head of the kitchen table. [...]

Let’s face it, the more white guys feel besieged by a multi-cultural society in which women and minorities have chewed away at their perch until it is about to crash to the ground and leave them equals among other humans, the more fierce and maniacal the opposition to regulating guns as dangerous instruments of death subject to serious regulation becomes. [...]

On March 29 in the Washington Post, Charlotte Childress and Harriet Childress discussed the culpability of white male gun worshipers in regards to mass shootings (and that is only the most visible edge of the some 10,000 gun homicides each year in the US, in addition to countless gun injuries):

Imagine if African American men and boys were committing mass shootings month after month, year after year. Articles and interviews would flood the media, and we’d have political debates demanding that African Americans be “held accountable.” Then, if an atrocity such as the Newtown, Conn., shootings took place and African American male leaders held a news conference to offer solutions, their credibility would be questionable. The public would tell these leaders that they need to focus on problems in their own culture and communities.

But when the criminals and leaders are white men, race and gender become the elephant in the room.

As just one of many logical fallacies in the public gun lobby stance in support of guns as religious objects that must be free of all constraints, the Childresses’s point out:

[...]

But women and girls with mental health issues are not picking up semiautomatic weapons and shooting schoolchildren. Immigrants with mental health issues are not committing mass shootings in malls and movie theaters. Latinos with mental health issues are not continually killing groups of strangers.

Of course, black and Latino youth are being shot down in urban areas like ducks on a pond, but the white guy gun lobby could care less about that. [...]

This is not an issue about self-defense; this is about psychological need — born of sexual and cultural displacement — assuaged by the possession of a killing machine.

Please read the rest here.

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Begala on the GOP “autopsy”: “Did you really think people who deny evolution are going to adapt?”

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The Republican party must be dead if the party itself called their post-election self-examination an autopsy. They keep insisting that they’re reinventing themselves, but I’ve posted a zillion (yes, a zillion) stories that contradict that claim:

So which is it, GOP? Open contempt for marriage equality or “outreach”? “Inquiring upchuckers want to know.”

GOP autopsy: “The victim was probably dead for a long time, just didn’t know it.”

VIDEO: “Small government guy” Rand Paul “wants government big enough to monitor every single pregnancy in the country.”

North Dakota banned all abortions by defining life at conception. So much for GOP reinventing itself.

GOP reinvention? Republican WI Gov. Scott Walker to push school vouchers

“Rick Perry, Michele Bachmann, Rick Santorum tried to out-Jesus each other, eschewing any message of inclusion.”

Understatement o’ the Day: “To voters, today’s Republican candidates don’t look like nice people.”

Dear GOP: Do you think America is deaf, blind, and/or stupid? On second thought, don’t answer that.

Dear GOP: Grow up.

“Don’t be fooled” by the so-called GOP makeover. “Rarely has it been more dangerous.”

I’ll stop there.

The GOP is a mess and they admit it, but they aren’t exactly helping themselves.

The Daily Beast on Michele Bachmann’s latest pickle:

“Some people make a splash and some people belly flop. She belly flopped. And you don’t get a second chance at the diving board.” [...]

Now the prospect of a House Ethics Committee investigation into Bachmann’s presidential campaign adds an additional indignity to the self-inflicted disasters of her political career… [T]he people who know Bachmann best respect her the least.

She sure hasn’t evolved.

Politico on Paul Ryan:

He seems to have fallen entirely off the radar of early state Republicans. Democrats bring up his name with more zeal than do people in his own party. And his footprint at the Conservative Political Action Conference was so faint that his being an afterthought was itself an afterthought.

What the heck has happened to Paul Ryan?

He DEvolved. Then again, so many conservatives have.

Paul Begala at The Daily Beast on “Jurassic Republicans”:

The far right howled when the autopsy was released. No shock there. Did you really think people who deny evolution are going to adapt? The report shines a light on what so many Republican politicians refuse to see: a bridge to the past is a bridge to nowhere. [...]

To be a conservative today is to fear tomorrow. But most Americans don’t want to go back to 1955. There was no Medicare—and one in four seniors were impoverished. There was no integration in the South—and Emmett Till was murdered in Mississippi. Rosa Parks was arrested for sitting in the front of a bus. There were no oral contraceptives, much less abortion rights. The Supreme Court was 100 percent male, 100 percent white. The Senate was 100 percent white and 99 percent male.

The more I read, the more I hear on the radio, the more I see on TV, the more it seems like that’s exactly the way all too many conservatives want it. How sad is that? It’s not good for the party, and certainly not good for the country, but they persist in their Jurassic ways regardless.

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GOP autopsy: “The victim was probably dead for a long time, just didn’t know it.”

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Today’s guest post by the one, the only, Will Durst:

THE GOP AUTOPSY

Normally you don’t expect to see the words “Republicans” and “introspection” right next to each other. Like supermodel and barbecue. Physicist and polka. Gazelle and ophthalmology. You catch my drift.

But that’s exactly what happened last week, when the Republican Party released a 100- page report detailing why their last presidential campaign skidded into the emergency room Dead on Arrival.

The findings were compiled through analysis, interviews and feedback from campaign managers, focus groups, and most likely augmented by clandestine hanging out at bars during happy hour in the proximity of graveyards and funeral parlors. Some paint it as a comprehensive post-election review. Others argue it’s incomprehensible. The media calls it an autopsy. A self- addressed post-mortem love letter in the spirit of Poe.

Hogwash and flummery could also be thrown into the descriptive mix as the dispatch’s theme finds nothing wrong with the party message; the problem is all in the delivery. No need to demonstrate more compassion, the trick is to seem more compassionate. Got to learn how to win Ohio without ticking off Arkansas. In other words, all they need to do is to bleach the leopard’s spots.

The study was commissioned by members of the party’s hierarchy and given the official title- Growth and Opportunity Project. A GOP for the GOP. Although Grossly Obvious Poppycock fits as well. Claiming party purity trumps electoral victory, there is already heavy pushback from the right. “What good is it to win earthly spoils when you lose your immortal soul and your breath still smells like embalming fluid?”

What this really calls for is an independent perspective. You want an autopsy, we’ll give you an autopsy.

“Summary Report of Autopsy concerning the corpse of the 2012 Republican campaign. External Examination. Close inspection of the body, an old white billionaire, reveals a serrated knife approximately 9 inches long with the initials, Grover Norquist, engraved on the handle, protruding from under the right side between the 4th & 5th ribs.

Gunshot residue found covering the right hand in excess of ½ inch depth, which considering the holes in the right temple exhibiting upward trajectories, is consistent with what can only be described as a series of self- inflicted gunshot wounds. DNA tests reveal skin samples found under the broken nails of both hands are indicative of numerous encounters between the victim and an unknown woman or perhaps group of women.

The nose is missing which corresponds to the victim’s recent recurring publicized bout of TeaPartyitis, a disease which causes the sufferer to cut off his nose to spite his face. In the rectum, what appears to be a wooden stick 6 inches long and ¾ inch in diameter, has been lodged for quite some time causing a critical backup of feces.

Pending toxicology results from the lab, internal examination reveals organs in a state consistent with the victim’s age, with two conspicuous anomalies. A steady diet of bunk and bamboozle has dulled the senses creating a milky film that covers the retinas. Most exceptional was the astonishing discovery of the total absence of a heart.

It is the opinion of this office the cause of death was this myocardial void along with the aforementioned complications from various acute traumas. In other words, the victim was probably dead for a long time, just didn’t know it.”

5 time Emmy- nominee Will Durst’s e- book “Elect to Laugh!” published by Hyperink, now available at Redroom.com, Amazon and many other fine virtual book retailers near you. Go to  willdurst.com for info @ stand up performances.

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“Romney: The misery of working people makes America great.”

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Billionaire Mitt Romney described the “heroes in the homes of the nation”:

Single moms who are working two jobs so their kids can have the same kind of  kids [he meant "things"] other kids at school have. Dads who don’t know what a weekend is, because they’ve taken on so many jobs to make sure they can keep the house. We’re a patriotic people. The heart of America is good.”

Gee, he’s not out of touch at all, is he? It’s hard to find too many major political figures who would say something so asinine, so insensitive, and so disconnected from everyday Americans.

But I managed to find one:

 From the official transcript:

THE PRESIDENT: Yes, but nevertheless, there’s a certain comfort to know that the promises made will be kept by the government.

MS. MORNIN: Yes.

THE PRESIDENT: And so thank you for asking that. You don’t have to worry.

MS. MORNIN: That’s good, because I work three jobs and I feel like I contribute.

THE PRESIDENT: You work three jobs?

MS. MORNIN: Three jobs, yes.

THE PRESIDENT: Uniquely American, isn’t it? I mean, that is fantastic that you’re doing that. (Applause.) Get any sleep? (Laughter.)

MS. MORNIN: Not much. Not much.

THE PRESIDENT: Well, hopefully, this will help you get you sleep to know that when we talk about Social Security, nothing changes.

MS. MORNIN: Okay, thank you.

THE PRESIDENT: That’s great.

Arthur Delaney got it right. Republicans like Romney and Bush really believe that struggling, miserable Americans make this country great. 

Actually, those two poor excuses for political leaders are exceptionally miserable Americans, and they have not made this country great, but they have done what they can to make the rest of us struggle.

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Shorter GOP: “We’re not gonna help the poor, ever.”

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Today’s column by David Lazarus in the Los Angeles Times reminds us what the Affordable Care Act has done to date:

• Created a system to extend coverage to about 30 million of the roughly 50 million people in this country now without insurance.

• Provided coverage to about 2.5 million young people who are able to remain on their parents’ insurance policies until age 26.

• Laid the groundwork for preventing insurers from denying coverage to people with preexisting medical conditions or from canceling people’s policies after they get sick.

• Set in motion an overhaul of insurance reimbursements to reward doctors for keeping people healthy rather than profiting only when people require costly tests or hospitalization.

Wow, that sucks, doesn’t it? And by sucks, I mean improves our health care access and coverage. Of course, single payer would be way more preferable, but unfortunately, that’s not going to happen any time soon. But we should keep pushing for it, hard.

Of course, Paul Ryan’s Kill Medicare Plan calls for vouchers, which “would create an incentive for private insurers to cherry pick healthier people by offering them cheaper insurance.”

Then government-run plans would see costs drastically increase because of the “greater risk posed by remaining beneficiaries.” Vouchers wouldn’t cover rising premium costs, and the sick and elderly wouldn’t be able to afford proper care.

Those compassionate Republicans and their fresh, new, innovative ways, always looking out for the little guy.

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Lazarus:

Not only would the Republican budget plan take away all these advances, but it would also drastically cut spending for Medicaid, the insurance program for low-income people. The Urban Institute estimated last year that the GOP‘s approach could reduce Medicaid enrollment by half. [...]

Republican lawmakers should think about expanding the Medicare system, not shrinking it. Or do they think it’s just a quirk of being French or British or Swedish that allows these people to spend less on healthcare but to enjoy longer life spans than average Americans?

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