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Reince Priebus sums up what is wrong with the GOP in one sentence: “It’s not what you say; it’s how you say it.”

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It’s been some twenty-four hours!

First we had comedian and performance artist WI Gov. Scott Walker saying that Republicans are “the ones who care for the everyday people.”

Now, at the Patriot Center in Rothschild for the state party’s annual convention, we have RNC Chair Reince Priebus insisting:

“It’s not what you say; it’s how you say it.”

While Walker is in a state of denial, Priebus is in a state of delusion. Okay, they’re both delusional, that much nobody can deny.

Per the Green Bay Press Gazette, Reince has confirmed that the Party of Reinvention is really the Party of Hype. Of Marketing. Of B.S.

Mostly of B.S.

Priebus is actually saying, out loud and in public, that it’s not the substance, it’s not the failed policies, it’s not the divisiveness, it’s not the bigotry, it’s not the racism, it’s not the obstruction, it’s not the disregard for people who look or act differently from you… no, it’s the way you disguise those Neanderthal positions in order to pull one over on voters just long enough to win a few elections.

Wow.

So as they claim to be “reaching out” to minorities, especially Latinos and younger voters, they’ll mute those slurs (“illegals” and “wetbacks” to name a couple) but continue to reject marriage equality, civil rights, women’s rights, reproductive rights, equal rights, and acceptance of anyone who doesn’t fit their corporate, conservative mold. They’ll still push for privatizing the entire damned country, make it tougher to get an education, and deny access to health care and other assistance to those in need:

Republican leaders told Wisconsinites on Saturday that while they’re working to reshape the party’s image, they will stay true to conservative values such as slashing tax rates and keeping government small. [...]

Priebus told reporters Saturday the Republican National Committee is training its politicians to use a softer tone when addressing constituents and steer away from saying “biologically stupid things.” He also revealed that the RNC is employing hundreds of Republican workers in a multibillion-dollar operation in neighborhoods across the country to begin courting voters for the next national election.

It’s not what you say; it’s how you say it,” Priebus said… “Our principles aren’t rusty ideas in some old book; they’re fresh, revolutionary ideas.

Well, actually yes, your principles are very rusty, decrepit in fact. And if you believe that denying basic rights and services to so many while embracing only “certain” Americans is acceptable, then that’s neither “fresh” nor “revolutionary.” To the contrary, that’s self-serving and vile.

The GOP also thinks that using Twitter more effectively to put out their hypocritical message will make a difference. If their message is anything like what has just been described, it will, indeed, make a difference: They’ll fail harder.

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What I will not write about today

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Sometimes I get so frustrated and/or disheartened and/or annoyed by some of the news stories of the day that I can’t bring myself to write about them. Here are a few recent reports that made my blood pressure hit the roof. I am avoiding delving into them at length out of concern for my physical and mental health.

  • ‘Thanks W!’: RNC Asks Supporters To Sign Thank You Card For Bush– Reince Priebus is so grateful for GW Bush that he’s circulating a thank you card. Thanks for what? Ignoring a daily brief that reported that an al-Qaeda strike could be “imminent”? Allowing thousands to be killed by terrorists? For getting us into a fraudulent war so that thousands more would die? For sinking our economy? For war crimes such as torturing other human beings? For being an all-around dick?

See what I mean? So who’s up for a couple of Margs or a trough of wine?

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Reince Priebus confirms GOP’s not really serious about reinventing itself; Paul Ryan aids and abets

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Reince Priebus, or as Garry Trudeau likes to call him, “Prieb-Dawg,” doesn’t seem to realize why his party lost in November. Did he not read his own autopsy report?

(CNN)“Let me make crystal clear something I’ve said since January,” RNC Chairman Reince Priebus said in a speech before the vote on the resolutions. “While we have to do things differently, there’s one thing that can’t and won’t change: our principles. … [A]s long as I’m Chairman, we’ll stay true to them. Some would have us turn into Democrats-lite, but I refuse.”

Attaboy, Reince! Status quo! Status quo!

Time to haul out the ol’ images again:

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Wait. It gets funnier:

“For the GOP to appeal to younger voters, we do not have to agree on every issue, but we do need to make sure young people do not see the Party as totally intolerant of alternative points of view,” the five members of the task force wrote in the report titled the Growth and Opportunity Project.

No, they wouldn’t want youth voters to see the Party as “totally” intolerant… just partially intolerant. Check.

They may want to look up the definitions of “growth” and “opportunity” while they’re at it.

Already, there is a generational difference within the conservative movement about issues involving the treatment and the rights of gaysIf our Party is not welcoming and inclusive, young people and increasingly other voters will continue to tune us out.”

Why, whoever would want to tune out a party that tunes out so many whoevers?

Here’s the punch line: The Republican National Committee approved two resolutions today re-affirming the party’s position on marriage. It’s apparently very important for them to make sure we all know that, to them, marriage is still a “union of one man and one woman,” dammit. Not two men and one woman, or two women and one man, or three men and three men, or one woman and one woman, or… Well, you get the idea….

… all while they’re being “welcoming and inclusive.” Check. 

They probably missed this headline: Poll: Latinos move in favor of gay marriage.

And this one: Poll: Women outpace men in support for stricter gun laws, immigration reform.

Oops.

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Speaking of women, here’s where Paul Ryan comes in. He spoke at the Susan B. Anthony (SBA) List gala.

Via The Hill:

Our critics say we should abandon our pro-life beliefs. But that would only demoralize our voters,” Ryan said. “It’s an odd strategy, I think: the cynical ploy followed by the thumping defeat.”

Ryan opposes abortion rights, except when the woman’s life is in danger.

“Except when the woman’s life is in danger” must have come after he cosponsored another fetal personhood bill. Which was after he and his former BFF Todd Akin co-sponsored their own personhood bill. But remember, there’s no War on Women.

 

Ryan added, “Our task isn’t to purge our ranks. It’s to grow them.”

 

Isn’t hypocrisy entertaining?

 

You can stop laughing now. On second thought, don’t.

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Doonesbury: “Sorry, Prieb-Dawg” but “the GOP demo” is “angry old white guys.” Comic-Priebus responds.

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Garry Trudeau is continuing the Mr. Kibbitz/Reince Priebus story arc, adding the element of Reince’s imaginary “GOP celebrity task force” and the complete lack of A-list celebrities, B-listers, and the  pathetic excuse for a C-List…

It just got funnier. No, I mean, it really it did. Come on: “Prieb-Dawg”?

By the way, the mental image of any A-lister– or anyone else– “getting in bed” with Prieb-Dawg is so not pretty and it should never be mentioned again under any circumstances ever in the history of ever.

And don’t even get me started on the “Some of us aren’t old” punch line.

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Doonesbury: GOP needs a “Dem celebrity”

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Yesterday Garry Trudeau made many of us happy when he continued the Mr. Kibbitz/Reince Priebus story arc, adding the element of Reince’s imaginary “GOP celebrity task force” and the complete lack of A-list celebrities, B-listers, and the  pathetic excuse for a C-List…

Of course, that left an opening to poke fun at the celebs who Republicans value: Meat Loaf, Clint Eastwood and his silent sidekick, President Empty Chair, Ted Nugent, and Victoria Jackson.

Today Trudeau and Mr. Kibbitz, included two more who completely slipped my mind (thankfully): Dennis Miller and Chuck Norris. They are all too easy to forget.

But as always, the best part was the punch line…

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Doonesbury– The GOP “celebrity task force”: No A-list celebrities, no B-listers, and about that C-List…

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Garry Trudeau must have psychically tuned into my mental Doonesbury Wish List, because he’s continuing the Mr. Kibbitz/Reince Priebus story arc, adding the element of Reince’s imaginary “GOP celebrity task force.”

That’s funny all by itself when you consider which celebrity supporters the Republicans value. Meat Loaf ring a bell? Or Clint Eastwood and his silent sidekick, President Empty Chair? And of course, who could forget Ted Nugent and Victoria Jackson?

Two words: Oy and Vey.

It’s rewarding enough just to watch poor Reince Priebus’s struggle to get to square one with Mr. Kibbitz. 

But Trudeau then goes on to skewer Donald Trump specifically and conservative entertainers in general. There are no A-listers who Republicans can depend on, nor is there a B-list, which leaves a possible C-List… of sorts.

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Doonesbury: “Oh, THAT Reince Priebus. Put him on hold.”

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Garry Trudeau came up with a name that might even be funnier than the name Reince Priebus: Mr. Kibbitz. Hopefully, he’ll keep this story arc going and continue to focus on the chairman of the Republican National Committee, because IMHO, nobody can snark about Priebus better than Trudeau.

Well, okay, maybe Jon Stewart can.

Considering the laughably phony “reinvention” that the GOP is trying to sell America, Reince deserves to be the target of the Doonesbury strip as well as the target of every talk show host, comedian, late night program, and any thinking voter.

His career needs to be put on hold. No. Scratch that. It needs to be disconnected.

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