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PhotOH! What O.J. Simpson is up to these days, and what he looks like

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Nearly every report I’ve seen about O.J. Simpson and his latest courtroom antics today has emphasized how much weight he’s gained.

Since I don’t make a habit of telling fat jokes, I’ll just show you a picture of a 65-year-old fat head who I’d call a joke if he weren’t such a disgusting piece of excrement. I know him to be so not only because of his sordid legal past, but also because Mr. Laffy once wrote an HBO show in which Simpson starred, and came home with story after story of what an arrogant sexist he was.

LAS VEGAS (Reuters) – O.J. Simpson, the former football star and Hollywood actor who was famously acquitted of his ex-wife’s 1994 murder, appeared in a Las Vegas court on Monday seeking a new trial on his conviction on a Nevada armed robbery charge.

For someone who could end up serving 33 years in prison for armed robbery, he’s looking mighty cheerful.

You can watch a short video about this story at the link. All I could provide was the screen grab.

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Former Fla Republican Party Chairman Jim Greer sentenced to 18 months in state prison

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Jim Greer was one of the former Florida GOP leaders who said that voter suppression was the reason for new election law.

Greer was also accused of stealing a couple of hundred thou from the Republican party using a phony campaign fundraising operation. The Palm Beach Post reported that he was suing them right back, saying GOP leaders knew what he was doing and voiced no objection.

Now the Tampa Bay Times is reporting that Greer has been sentenced to 18 months in state prison plus one year of probation.

It turns out that in February, he pleaded guilty to four counts of theft and one count of money laundering:

[H]e had created a company called Victory Strategies to siphon to himself and an associate some $200,000 of party donations.

You’re now a convicted felon, sir,” Circuit Judge Marc Lubet told Greer Wednesday, adding that he had “egregiously violated a position of trust.”

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Per the Times, Greer became the party head in January 2007, former governor Charlie Crist’s personal pick. Yes, that former governor Charlie Crist, the one who may run again, but this time as a Democrat. In fact, Crist tried hard to convince us he really is a real Democrat. Not that I wouldn’t support him if he ended up being the Democratic candidate, but my heart sure wouldn’t be in it.

But I digress.

I particularly liked these sentences describing Greer’s past:

He was a regular at strip clubs and bars. Both his weddings were lavish. He …quickly worked to make friends with people he identified as politically valuable… [H]is gatherings typically had some of the area’s best snacks and booze. He often dressed as Elvis and belted out songs by the King… He wanted people to call him Chairman. He wanted to drink bourbon only from bottles with personalized labels.

Jim, you sound like a real attractive guy:

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Even Dancing with the Stars couldn’t keep Tom DeLay from prison

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Your Daily Dose of BuzzFlash at Truthout, via my pal Mark Karlin:

You can’t get anymore joyful than hearing that Tom DeLay, a firm believer in the health benefits of Dioxin and last seen publicly shimmying his booty in satin bolero pants on “Dancing with the Stars,” has just been sentenced to three years in prison. As The Huffington Post reports:

Former U.S. House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, once considered among the nation’s most powerful and feared lawmakers, was sentenced to three years in prison Monday for a scheme to influence elections that already cost him his job, leadership post and millions of dollars in legal fees.

The sentence comes after a jury in November convicted DeLay, a Houston-area Republican, on charges of money laundering and conspiracy to commit money laundering for using a political action committee to illegally send corporate donations to Texas House candidates in 2002.

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I recall an aide of DeLay being quoted as saying that (paraphrased) “You don’t just kick a Democrat when he’s down, you roll him in a carpet and toss him over the cliff.”  That was how DeLay played: down, mean, merciless, dirty, and well-oiled with “K Street Project” money.  The former Texas bug exterminator (we are not making this up) could bite a copperhead snake’s head off and swallow it down with a martini.

More here.

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BREAKING: Rod Blagojevich sentenced to 14 years in prison

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Via an email alert:

POLITICO Breaking News
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Former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich on Wednesday was sentenced to 14 years in prison on corruption charges that included trying to sell Barack Obama’s open Senate seat. Prosecutors had asked U.S. District Judge James Zagel to put Blagojevich behind bars for 15 to 20 years following his conviction on 18 felony counts.

For more information… http://www.politico.com

But the Bush war criminals are still getting book deals.

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Tom DeLay sentenced to 3 years in prison

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Buh bye now:

UPDATE: More here.

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Dallas man sentenced to more than two years in federal prison for posting threat to kill Obama online

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Nice to see that reporting these whacks actually gets them some time to cool their heels. Funny that this guy gets time in prison and Beck gets multi million dollar contracts for pretty much the same thing.

A federal judge sentenced a 43-year-old northeast Dallas man to more than two years in federal prison after he admitted posting a threat to kill President Barack Obama online in March.

Brian Dean Miller was arrested March 25 after Arlington federal authorities were tipped off about remarks posted on Craigslist.org the night the national health care bill became law.

“People, the time has come for revolution,” the post read. “It is time for Obama to die. I am dedicating my life to the death of Obama and every employee of the federal government. As I promised in a previous post, if the health care reform bill passed I would become a terrorist. Today I become a terrorist.”

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Another Arizona inmate escapes while on outside work duty

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Perhaps Arizona should focus a bit more on the criminals they already have in custody than harassing innocent immigrants? Either way, they don’t seem to be too good at this “prison” thing.

Another Arizona inmate fled state custody Wednesday when he walked away from a group of convicts working with city employees in Tucson, according to the Arizona Department of Corrections.

A Tucson city employee noticed Jeffrey Douglas, 44, was not working in his appointed area about 12:30 p.m. on Wednesday, according to the Department of Corrections. Douglas was last accounted for shortly after noon.

Douglas began serving his 7½ -year sentence in 2009 on weapons and theft charges.

Tucson police and corrections personnel are conducting the search for Douglas.

Douglas’ escape comes as the U.S. Marshals Service is conducting a nationwide manhunt for an inmate who broke out of a state prison near Kingman on July 30 and his alleged accomplice.

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