K. C. Boyd, is the author of Being Christian - A Novel,: A black comedy guaranteed to take you on a wild and frightening ride deep into the dark side of the religious right. It is available on Amazon in multiple formats.
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The Weekly Upchuck November 16, 2014
Abortion, Contraception And Women’s Rights
- Titanic Hurl: Tennessee lawmakers rushing to pass abortion restrictions just as fast as they can
- A Peach Of A Puke: Georgia city bans abortions in cases of rape and incest because mayor doesn’t want the drama.
- Dumping On Dunder-Heads: Boiled Down: The Anti-abortion claims into 5 key falsehoods, which get repeated until the courts accept them as fact
- Puke Marketing 101: The Anti-Choice Movement’s Big Tobacco Strategy
- When Jesus Kilz: El Salvador’s Total Abortion Ban Is Driving Pregnant Teens To Commit Suicide
- Heard It Before Chuck: Bill would require ultrasound before abortion
- Dishrags Of Vomit: Women who have sex before marriage are like ‘filthy dishrags,’ California pastor roars
- Puker Covets 1600 Penn: Ted Cruz’s religious ideology calls on anointed “Christian” leaders to take over the state and make the goals and laws of the nation “biblical.”
- The Tale Of A Culture As Upchucked By Its Music: Why Church Music Is Taking Over The Charts
- Because Crusades UpChuck: Air Force set to weaken religious expression rules
- Explosive Diarrhea: Do Christian colleges have the right to require that ROTC officers be followers of the Christian faith?
- More’s The Puke: Social conservatives riding high after defeating Republicans who endorsed gay marriage. They want more. Much more.
- Equal, Schmequal, Vomit, Schmomit: Christmas and Easter have been stricken from next year’s school calendar after Muslims ask for equal treatment.
- Purely Ka-Ka: Welcome to the Big Business of Christian Purity- Books, dances and pledges keep young women chaste and repressed.
- Sikh Of Upchuck: The Army Is Making This Sikh Choose Between My Faith and His Country
- Bryan Fischer Violates The 11th – Thou Shalt Not Upchuck; Muslim Prayer Service At National Cathedral Violates The 10 Commandments
- Yes, Your Tax Dollars UpChuck: 10 Ways Religious Groups Are Freeloading Off of Taxpayers
- Chuck And RFRA Madness: What’s Next for Anti-Democratic ‘Religious Exemptions’
- Ham In His Chuck: The Missing Link: Newly discovered fossil could prove a problem for Ken Ham
- Stupid Being A Dominant Gene Chuck? Sigh: Evolution and creationism in education still under debate
- All ‘Mouth And Trousers Chuck:’ American creationists are trying to sneak creationism into Scotland’s schools
- Censoring Upchuck: TX school board sends home permission slips for authors like Twain, Hawthorne & Hemingway
- The Tao Of Stupid Puke: After First Round of Corrections, New Texas Textbooks Still Deny Climate Change
End Times, Israel And John Hagee
- Adel-Puke: Hagee to get Adelson award at upcoming ZOA dinner
- Brought To You By The Book Of Revelationary Upchuck: The Temple Mount – a holy place, a launch pad for violence – like John Hagee wants.
- Stewing On Upchuck: Jon Stewart blasts ‘fascistic’ right-wing Jewish pressure on dissident Jews American Jewish satirist says of Israel, ‘The danger of oppression is not just being oppressed, it’s becoming an oppressor.’
Fifty Shades Of Hate
- Ku Klux Upchux: HATEFUL, HOMOPHOBIC COACH NOT APOLOGIZING FOR COMMENTS ABOUT “F#GGOTS, BUMS, OUR HITLER PRESIDENT”
- Blow It Out Your Jeezus: Arkansas Church Says It Welcomes All, Gets Window Shot Out
- So Speweth State Senator Klink: Let (Mikey Weinstein’s and Rev. Barry Lynn’s) days be few, and replace them with godly people. Plunder their fields, and seize their assets. Cut off their descendants, and remember their sins, in Jesus’ name. Amen.”
- Thief Of Democracy Spews: Ken Blackwell endorses hate-mongering: Islam Comes to the National Cathedral
- Ku Klux Upchux Redux: A most hideous lynching: Gay veteran has hand and part of arm amputated after brutal attack in North Carolina
Fifty Shades Of Lies, Hypocrisy And Propaganda
- Purely Bidness Chuck: Welcome to the Big Business of Christian Purity Books, dances and pledges keep young women chaste and repressed.
- The Hills Are Alive, With The Sounds Of Vomit. Ah-hhhhh: The ‘Duck Dynasty’ Family Plans a Musical in ‘Sodom & Gomorrah
- Dominionists Mate With Apes: Improve Dominionists’ Gene Pool: Humans Could Win Right to Marry Animals, Court Told
- Utterly Disingenuous, Utterly Upchuckable: Religious Right Activists Either Totally Clueless Or Utterly Dishonest About Net Neutrality
Fifty Shades Of Stark Raving Mad
- Mingling With The Contents Of His Toilet Bowl: Convicted ChristianMingle rapist to victims: ‘God intended it for good’
- Tight Pants, Leggings And Upchuck: Jehovah’s Witness Leader Complains: Gay People Are Plotting to Put Everyone in ‘Tight Pants’ Avoid “metrosexual” fashion trends because they are part of a plan by gay designers to get people to wear what he considers indecent clothing !
- Salivary Vomit: Just another day in the Bible belt: Video shows bizarre saliva-spewing ‘exorcism’ outside Starbucks
- High On Drano-Chuck? Pat Robertson tells women how to get ‘clean’ after abortions and ‘multiple sex partners’
- WTF?-Chuck?? Civilization fails when women and their vaginas are allowed in the workplace
If Media Is The Message
- Beck Huck: Glenn Beck turns Santa Claus into the warrior protector of a young Jesus Christ
- Repent Ye Upchuck: Duck Dynasty’s Alan Robertson: ‘America Will Collapse If It Doesn’t Repent’
- Lions And Tigers And Puke, Oh My! The Faux War On Christmas begins: Kirk Cameron Says Pagans Stole Christmas From Christians
- Kirk Cameron Is Inherently Upchuckable: Kirk Cameron: Schools should celebrate Christmas because ‘education is inherently religious’
- Billious Bill-O I: The historical Jesus ‘is the nightmare of Bill O’Reilly’
- Billious Bill-O II: Aaaaand he’s back: Bill O’s War On Christmas
- Saving Upchuck: Kirk Cameron to America’s moms: Get back in the kitchen and save Christmas!
- Billious Bill-O III – Tis His Season To Be Hateful: Bill O’Reilly finds a new “War on Christmas” villain: Muslims
- Boom-Chuck-A –Chuck-A – Chuck-A: Israel Votes to Limit Sheldon Adelson
- Huck-A-Chuck: Mike Huckabee rebuilds political team with eye on another presidential run
- Let The Christian Nation Primaries Upchuck! Huckabee Could Win Iowa- complicating narrative the mainstream press wants to write.
- Consumed By Sex Chuck: Christer Issue #1: What Do the 2016 GOP Hopefuls Really Think About Same-Sex Marriage?
Religion Gone Bad
- Spare The Rod, Whither The Upchuck? Some dare call it abuse: Religious Child Maltreatment — One of the Many Ills of Authoritarian Faith
- Frank-ly Upchucks: The evangelical mind is one trained from birth to accept myth instead of facts.
- What ‘War on Marriage Chuckie?’ Divorce Rates Are Highest Among Evangelicals
- Papal Perky Puke: Tony Perkins has nabbed himself an invitation to the Vatican’s big marriage meeting next week
Same Sex Issues
- I Pledge Allegiance, To The Divided States Of Upchuck: GAY MARRIAGE ISN’T ABOUT CHRISTIANITY SO MUCH AS CHRISTIAN NATIONALISM
- Dancing Through Upchuck: Manly-Man Marcus Bachmann Still Believes Gay People Can Be Cured
- Upchuck ‘Em On Out For Jeezus: Ky. Baptists break ties with Louisville church when church agrees to perform same-sex marriage
- Driving While Gay Chuck? Why Florida Is Threatening To Cancel The Drivers Licenses Of This Same-Sex Couple
- Porno’s Puke: Porno Pete says the federal government needs to stop protecting homosexuals as a special class
- Latte Upchuck: Starbucks CEO to Shareholder: If You Support Biblical Marriage, Sell Your Shares
- Right-wing activists have redefined “religious liberty” from a shield for minorities (like Native Americans) into a sword for majorities (like Christians who want to discriminate against gays or women).
Sausage Makers And their Snausage
License To Hurl? Texas Lawmaker Wants Constitutional ‘License To Discriminate’ Against LGBT Workers And Customers
Screw. Him. Chuck: Congressman Claims US Is Promoting LGBT Rights Instead Of Fighting Religious Persecution
Vatican Vomits: Too Bad Pope Francis can’t serve as chairman of the Senate Environment and Public Works Committee.
E-T Go Upchuck: Nevada’s Republican Legislature: Now With More Scientology!
- Thou Shalt Not Manslaughter Chuck? Faith-healing parents guilty of manslaughter in daughter’s death
- Kingdom Vomit: Jehovah’s Witness who refused blood transfusion after C-section dies
- The Pompatus Of Upchuck !: Pastor gets 10 years in prison for $7-million pyramid scheme
- The Pompatus of Upchuck II: Elmer Gantry, Christian Hillcox, Luis Serna. Religious scammers all.
- Then Jesus Upchucked: CHRISTIAN RADIO HOST GETS 25 YEARS FOR CHILD MOLESTATION
Supremes And Lower Courts
- Tangled Up In Chuck: Sotomayor temporarily blocks same-sex marriage in Kansas, temporary being key word.
- Sue You Upchuckers! Planned Parenthood of Southwest Ohio sues state over transfer agreements
- If At First You Don’t Succeed, Upchuck Them In Court: Lawsuit Challenges Votes for Tennessee’s Anti-Choice Amendment 1
- TEXAS SCHOOL DISTRICT AGREES TO STOP RELIGIOUS ANNOUNCEMENTS, THANKS TO HUMANIST GROUP
- Judge strikes down South Carolina ban on same-sex marriage
- Younger women unaffiliated w. religion give much more money to charity than older, similar women
- Under Pressure, Texas Textbook Publisher Caves on Climate Denial
- DC Court of Appeals rejects Priests For Life’s argument that contraception mandate exemption violates their rights
- Small Town May Be First In U.S. To Tax Its Churches