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K. C. Boyd, is the author of Being Christian - A Novel,: A black comedy guaranteed to take you on a wild and frightening ride deep into the dark side of the religious right. It is available on Amazon in multiple formats.

She is the go-to blogger for religion, hypocrisy, and all things church v. state.  You can read her earlier posts on The Political Carnival here and more about who she is on her own website here

The Weekly Upchuck March 8, 2015

Abortion, Contraception And Women

Creationism

  • #EggOnHamsFace: Scientists unearth jawbone of one of the very first humans. Sorry, creationists, it’s way more than 10k years old
  • #HamInMyUpchuck: Ken Ham says the government violated his “freedom” to receive taxpayer subsidies for religious evangelism
  • Mr.Stupid Steps Out.
  • #TheStupidsStepOut: Creationist rejects discovery of 2.8 million-year-old jawbone: Were scientists there?

Education

Fifty Shades Of Hate

  • #SheReallySaidThis: Radio host: Black lawmakers should be ‘hanging from a noose’ for boycotting Netanyahu’s speech
  • #Frank-ly’sDrippingWithHate: Franklin Graham: Muslims Who ‘Hate Israel And Hate Christians’ Run The White House
  • #BirtherBrigade: A recent University of California poll found that 54 percent of Republicans think Obama is Muslim.
  • #OK.Whatever: Right-Wing Activist who Thinks Monster Energy Drinks are Satanic Interrupts Oklahoma Muslim Event
  • #KeepingItClassy: Good Christian Man Pays $200 For Ballot Initiative Requiring Gays Be Shot In Head
  • #ThinMintRampage: Girl Scouts Turn Girls Into Lesbians
  • #BecauseJesus: Pat Robertson Urges Parents Not To Attend Their Gay Child’s Wedding
  • #HypocrisyRising: Matt Barber says you’re a “modern-day Nazi” if you back reproductive choice. Does that include the state of Israel?
  • #ChrisitanISISMuch? Angry conservative wishes beheading on Oregon city official who opposes ‘In God We Trust’ display
  • #DidntKnowHeWasStillAlive: Hate preacher Louis Farrakhan Blames 9/11 Attacks on ‘Zionist Jews’

Fifty Shades Of Hypocrisy And Lying Propaganda

  • #It’sHerPartyAndShe’llCryIfSheWantsTo: Dana Loesch leads religion pity party at CPAC: ‘It’s time to make Christians a protected class’
  • #FamilyValuesLivinLarge: 5-time-married TX lawmaker scrawls complaint against judge who allowed same-sex marriage
  • #ChristianZionistHypocrisy: Israel’s abortion law now among world’s most liberal
  • #TheRightsGoToPhonyTerrorist: Theodore Shoebat Says ISIS Is A Gay Cult And ‘Fags’ Want To Molest Children
  • #FauxNewsSpews: Fox News Pundit: Muslim Holidays Discriminate Against Christians
  • #AnotherGaffe: Frank Gaffney: Was Clinton Aide Huma Abedin Emailing Muslim Brotherhood Spies?

Fifty Shades Of Stark Raving Mad

If Media Is The Message

  • #Sigh.Yawn: Bill O’Reilly’s Call for Holy War Just Articulates What the Right Has Been Doing All Along
  • #AndTheyPrintedIt: USA Today Columnist Cal Thomas: Gay Marriage Is A Sign of the ‘End Times’
  • Israel, End Times Politics And John Hagee
  • #LovinZion: More white evangelicals than American Jews say God gave Israel to the Jewish people
  • APAC Of Lies: AIPAC‘s instructing its lobbyists to tell lawmakers war w/ Iran is preferable to status quo
  • #WorksForNewoCons,MessianicsAndEndTimers: There is only one alternative: continued sanctions, renewed enrichment and in the end military conflict.
  • #BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor: Israel’s prime minister is in Washington to build American support, bolster his re-election campaign, and (clandestinely) push for war on Iran.”
  • #StayOutOfOurForeignPolicy: Almost a quarter of House Dems will boycott Netanyahu congressional address
  • #TheWholeFamDamily: End Times Prophet attends Netanyahu congressional speech
  • #UmNo:NationalReview States That Netanyahu, Not Obama, Speaks for Us
  • #HeightOfIrony: Fundamentalist/extremist John Hagee calling for a united religious front against extremism.
  • #AndThisIsTheTruth: We don’t need Jesus & his band of Dominionists. Humankind is well on the way to destroying the world all on its own.

Politics Nation

  • #CarsonallyDisabled: Ben Carson: Religion is needed to interpret science because ‘maybe it’s just propaganda’
  • #AndSoWeAllLose: Anti-science becomes purely ideological for Republicans
  • #DarkHorseCourtingBacker: Washington’s first official 2016 fundraiser, starring Lindsey Graham and Sheldon Adelson
  • #ExcuseMe? Prison Sex Proves Homosexuality Is A ‘Choice’: Ben Carson Continues His Tradition Of Making Absurd Anti-Gay Statements
  • #SheldonGoesShopping: Rand Paul meets with Sheldon Adelson
  • #ButIsShellyDissingRand? Sheldon Adelson Declares War on Rand Paul
  • #HeStoopsToPander: Ben Carson is Running From His Gay Prison Sex Statements
  • #HuckajesusSpews: Obama Has An ‘Innate Desire To See America A Weaker Country’
  • #OrNot: Why Ben Carson‘s comments about prison turning people will gay will help his presidential bid

Religion Gone Bad

Same Sex Issues

  • #OrNotPhyll: Founding Mother Of The Conservative Movement and Mother Of Gay Son: LGBT Rights Not Inevitable
  • #VaccinateHisMouth: David Barton: The Bible Says There Will Never Be A Vaccine For HIV Because AIDS Is The Penalty For Homosexuality
  • #NextUp:Gomorrah? California lawyer files papers for ‘Sodomite Suppression Act’ to save state from ‘God’s just wrath’
  • #HatingInJesus’Name: Franklin Graham and evangelicals freak out over proposals barring LGBT discrimination in Charlotte

Sausage Makers And Their Sausage

Scandal

Supremes And Lower Courts

Antidotes

 

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Your Weekly Upchucks: Shocking Religion News by Author @KCBoyd3

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K. C. Boyd, is the author of Being Christian - A Novel,: A black comedy guaranteed to take you on a wild and frightening ride deep into the dark side of the religious right. It is available on Amazon in multiple formats.

She is the go-to blogger for religion, hypocrisy, and all things church v. state.  You can read her earlier posts on The Political Carnival here and more about who she is on her own website here

The Weekly Upchuck February 22, 2014 - late!

Abortion, Contraception And Other Womens/ Issues

 

All Things LGBT

 

Education

 

Fifty Shades Of Lying Propaganda

  • Loogie Time: Huckajesus Tells Followers that Media has Labeled Christians as “Hate Groups”
  • Boynking Blech: Family Research Council spox Jerry Boykin claims Obama is “very supportive of Islamic jihadists”
  • WTF- – -Chuck? California priest demands elementary kids confess to adultery, sodomy, premature sterilizations
  • Barfton: Makin’ It Up As He Goes: Barton: The Bible Prohibits Government Debt And Jesus Hates The Capital Gains Tax
  • Zowie. Zounds. Upchuck: Matt Barber’s website warns Obama’s “Final Solution for the USA” includes a “North American Caliphate”
  • Vomitroceous: 5 Valiant GOP Efforts to Make Americans As Dumb As Possible

 

Fifty Shades Of Barking Mad

 

Fifty Shades Of Hate

 

If Media Is The Message

 

 

Israel, End Times And John Hagee

  • Nasty Phlegm: Huckajesus: ” Netanyahu is a Churchill in a world of Chamberlains.”
  • Chicken Little Redux-Chux: Dear Religious Right: I’m Still Waiting for the Sky to Fall
  • Turd Talk: Arkansas End Times-guided Senator pushing for the U.S. to nuke ISIS. No, really
  • Electioneering Spit-Up In effort to prop up support for Likud, Israel announces new settler homes. Also electricity to be cut to the West Bank
  • The Joke’s On Jew, Chuck: Many Jews, relieved to have the steadfast support of the bloc that calls itself ‘Christian Zionists’ are making a Faustian bargain. While these so-called Zionists’ public face is one of love for Israel, “on religious television, in books, and at religious conferences, this love is unabashedly presented as biblical prophecy come to life, culminating in the return of Christ and the conversion or elimination of Jews.”
  • Emesis Rising: News only if you haven’t been listening: Millions of Evangelical Christians Want to Start World War III … to Speed Up the Second Coming
  • In GW, God So Hated The World: There is no “doubt now that President Bush’s reason for launching the war in Iraq was, for him, fundamentally religious. He was driven by his belief that the attack on Saddam’s Iraq was the fulfillment of a Biblical prophesy in which he had been chosen to serve as the instrument of the Lord.”
  • In Deep Doo-Doo: 36 percent of all Americans believe that the Bible is God’s Word and should be taken literally, 59 percent say they believe that events predicted in the Book of Revelation will come to pass.

 

Politics Nation

  • Grand Old Pukers: The GOP “can’t quit their fealty to the religious right”
  • Primping, Preening, Spewing: Walker will come out in full-throated support of creationism because that is what his base wants to hear.
  • Works Every Time Chuck: Netanyahu campaign ad feeds upon fear and Islamaphobia.
  • End Times Poopers: To Understand Scott Walker’s Strength, Look at His (mostly messianic) Donors
  • Calling Scott Walk To The Toilet: Scott Walker says he consults with God, but his office can’t provide documents to prove it
  • Down Dirty Hurl: Presidential Wannabes, Cruz And Jindal, Join Far-Right Activists at Frank Gaffney ‘Defeat Jihad’ Forum
  • The Stupids Step In It: GOP still party of stupid: Scott Walker, Fox News and why 2016 hopefuls must appease wingnut base on evolution
  • Passion Puke: Still very early but for now . . . Huckajesus is surging, Bush stalling
  • Evolutionary Upchuck: Stop Whining Conservative Media, Asking Scott Walker About Evolution Is Completely Legit You’re the ones who started the Candidate’s Religion Test.
  • The Science Of Spew: Religious broadcaster says Scott Walker was right: ‘Real experts’ have ‘disproven’ evolution
  • Huckajesus Hurls: Compares Pencils To AR-15s Because Both Are ‘Assault Weapons’
  • Walkering It Back to Truther Town: Walker: I Don’t Know If Obama Is Christian

 

Religion Gone Bad

 

Sausage Makers And Their Sausage

 

Scandal

 

Science – - Or Not

  • Hurling Hairballs: Liberals are absolutely anti-science when it comes climatology and global warming.” Bryan Fischer
  • Devolutionary Walker: The Public Has Every Right to Know if Scott Walker Believes in Evolution

 

Supremes And Lower Courts

 

Theocracy Rising

 

Antidotes

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She is the go-to blogger for religion, hypocrisy, and all things church v. state.  You can read her earlier posts on The Political Carnival here and more about who she is on her own website here

The Weekly Upchuck February 15, 2015

Abortion, Contraception And Other Women’s Issues

 

All Things LGBT

  • Boom Huck-A-Chucka-Chucka: Mike Huckabee and a passel of pastors star in hilariously over-dramatic trailer for anti-gay film
  • Pat Le Puke: Pat Robertson tells dad who found a “gay magazine” in his son’s room that “so-called gay people” were likely molested
  • Come On Out, The Upchuck’s Fine: Alabama’s Largest Newspaper Asks: ‘Is Roy Moore A Closeted Homosexual?’
  • Parody Puke: Anti-LGBT pastor rants against ‘Adam and Steve’ in wild sermon straight out of 1987
  • Down ‘Bama Way Where The Upchuck Flows: Alabama minister arrested for attempting to perform same-sex marriage inside probate judge’s office.
  • The Lies They Spew: Conservatives Seize On Hugely Flawed Study About Same-Sex Parents
  • The Vomit They Keep: Klan group issues “Call to arms in Alabama” over marriage ruling
  • Burp-Chuck: Some Ala. Judges Still Resist Marriage Equality

 

Education

 

Fifty Shades Of Hate

 

 

Fifty Shades Of Lying Propaganda

  • Frank-ly Upchuckable: Franklin Graham to President Obama: Jesus Lived for Peace, Mohammed Killed Innocent People
  • You Can See Russia From Her Toilet: Sarah Palin uses phony story about Bible-hating teacher to warn against Christian persecution
  • Historic Upchuck: Sorry, fundamentalist Christians, but President Obama’s right. The Crusades were indeed very bad.
  • Huck-A-Hurl: Huckajesus: Muslims Are The Only Group To Have Obama’s ‘Undying’ Support
  • It’s All About The Lie, About The Lie, About The Lie – Chuck: Pundits and politicians decrying ISIS’s barbarity might wanna take a closer look at American history

 

Fifty Shades Of Stark Raving Mad

  • Hurl-A-Pat: Pat Robertson: Gay Magazines Will ‘Confuse’ Your Kids Into Being ‘So-called Gay People’
  • Tis The Young Uns Who Pay Chuck: Parents Reportedly Throwing ‘Measles Parties’ To Infect Their Unvaccinated Kids

 

 

If Media’s The Message

  • Since When, Upchuckers? Fox’s Hoenig: Mandatory Vaccinations Could Lead To ‘Forced Abortion’
  • Vomit Atop Vomit: Fox’s Bolling: Zero People Have Been Killed In The Name Of Any Religion But Islam
  • Atop Vomit: More #FOX mumbo jumbo: Tucker Carlson: ‘Christianity Is The Reason We Don’t Have Slavery In The World Today’
  • And The Band Barfs On: On #Breitbart: OBAMA RIPS BIBLE, PRAISES KORAN
  • A Star Is Upchucked: Star Parker: Obama’s Prayer Breakfast Speech Was ‘Verbal Rape’
  • Election Thief-InChief Hurls: Bill O’Reilly Brings Extremists In To Defend Extremists
  • Hurley-Hurley, Pukey-Pukey: In a first for Hollywood, William Morris Entertainment has signed global megachurch Hillsong to its client roster.

 

Israel, End Times And John Hagee

 

Military

  • Atten-Hurl: Air Force Promotes Ministry that Forces Poor to be Evangelized to Receive Medical Care

 

Politics Nation

  • Barf Becomes Him: Netanyahu to give speech to Congress as planned
  • Maleficently Malodorous: Southern Poverty Law Center Puts Wannabe Prez Ben Carson on Its ‘Extremist Watch List’
  • Vomit Rising: Jeb Bush was the key player in the Terry Schiavo fiasco. Michael Schiavo hasn’t forgiven him.
  • Punting The Puke-Ball: Governor Walker says he will “punt” on question of whether he believes in evolution “Thats not a question a politician should be involved in”
  • Frothy Spew; Rick Santorum: ‘Sexual Activity’ Rights Encroaching On Religious Rights
  • Walk The Spew: Scott Walker’s Latest Budget Hijinks All About That 2016 Base
  • Jindal Jerk-Off: Bobby Jindal not exactly getting the international cred he was hoping for. London Mayor: Bobby Jindal’s Muslim ‘No-Go Zones’ Are ‘Complete Nonsense’

 

Religion Gone Bad

 

 

Sausage Makers And Their Sausage

 

Scandal

 

Supremes And Lower Courts

 

Theocracy Rising

 

And Finally, What We Live For . . .

Antidotes!

 

 

Questionable As Antidote

Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia: ‘Don’t Paint Me As Anti-Gay’

 

 

 

 

 

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She is the go-to blogger for religion, hypocrisy, and all things church v. state.  You can read her earlier posts on The Political Carnival here and more about who she is on her own website here

The Weekly Upchuck, February 1, 2015

Abortion, Contraception And Other Womens’ Rights

 

Creationism – - Or Not

  • Ham-Chuck – The Missing Link: 55,000-year-old human skull found in Israel sheds light on migration and sex with Neanderthals
  • Cherry-Picking Science Chuck: Many Americans reject evolution, deny climate change yet find GM food unsafe
  • The Consequence Is Upchuck: Consequence of ‘School Choice:’ Creationism spreading in schools, thanks to vouchers

Education

Fifty Shades Of Bark Raving Mad

LGBT Issues

  • Whooopsie: Alabama seeks to stay order overturning gay marriage ban

Fifty Shades Of Hate

Fifty Shades Of Lying Propaganda

If Media Is The Message

 

Israel, End Times And John Hagee

  • True Spew: Who will cheer Adelson Netanyahu Boehner and war with Iran? Evangelicals who want the Middle East to go up in flames.
  • Rich, Rich Spew: Some 60 members of the Republican National Committee, including its chairman, are heading to Israel at the end of the month on a trip fully paid for by an organization described as a “hate group” by the Southern Poverty Law Center
  • Upchucking Bry-Bry: WILL GETTING RID OF BRYAN FISCHER GET RID OF THE AFA’S PROBLEM?
  • Lane’s Highway Of Hurl: David Lane, the man behind Rick Perry’s and Bobby Jindal’s ‘Response’ prayer rally and the man whose goal is mobilizing pastors and pews to restore America to her Judeo-Christian heritage, is now leading AFA’s all-expenses paid GOP trip to Israel.
  • Highway Hurl II: This is the guy now leading the RNC trip to Israel: David Lane Predicts Car Bombings in LA, DC and Des Moines over Gay Inauguration Prayers
  • Faustian Doo Doo: While Christian Zionist endtimers rally behind Bibi: Netanyahu Hungers For War With Iran
  • Highway Hurl III: “It is His land and I believe He (God) will reclaim it in time,”

LGBT Rights

  • For The Love Of Big Hate Chuck: Mormon Church Wants To Protect LGBT People, But There’s A Catch
  • For The Continuation Of Big Hate Chuck: Despite Its Announcement, The Mormon Church Hasn’t Actually Done Anything For LGBT Equality

Politics Nation

  • The Barf Amendment That Will Never Happen: Jindal: Amend Constitution To Stop Marriage Equality
  • Lend Me Your Barf Bag? Who Fears God More? The Iowa 2016 GOP Race Begins
  • Ban Jindal Poop: Bobby Jindal Endorses Ted Cruz’s Push To Ban Same-Sex Marriage
  • Cruz-ing The Toilet: Iowa Freedom Summit: Ted Cruz Pushes ‘Reigniting the Miracle of America’ Theme
  • Frothy Sputum: “I don’t believe life begins at conception,” Santorum told a crowd during an address at the fourth annual Siouxland Rally For Life. “I know life begins at conception.” Meanwhile, Santorum 2.0 plans to push Republicans to unify as “the party of the worker.”
  • Sshhh. Don’t Let ‘Em Know WhatWe’rPuking: Conservatives At Iowa Freedom Summit Preferred Not To Talk About Gay Marriage
  • Lane’s Highway Hurl III: THE BID TO TURN PASTORS INTO POLITICIANS
  • Quivery Upchuck: Romney urges students to marry young & “have a quiver full of kids”; He even cracks jokes about Joseph Smith’s polygamy”
  • Puking On The Constitution: Ben Carson Says Congress Should Remove Pro-Equality Judges, Which Is Unconstitutional
  • Calling Tina Fey Chuck: Run Sarah Run. Desperate For Cash Sarah Palin Says God Will Tell Her Whether Or Not To Run In 2016
  • Hucking Hard: Huckajesus says he can win because ‘real America’ agrees with his anti-choice, anti-gay views

 

Religion Gone Bad Gone Mad

Sausage Makers And Their Sausage

Scandal

Science – Or Not

Supremes And Lower Courts

Theocracy Rising

 

Antidotes

 

 

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