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2010 VIDEO: Rick Perry, Dancing with the Rabbis


You've all heard of Dancing with the Stars? Now we have Rick Perry Dancing with the Rabbis in an awkward Jewy moment of solidarity. This Jew gives him points for the support, points off for inexplicably semi-rhythmically smacking his thigh (at about 3:00), his "When's this gonna be over?" expression, and other cringeworthy moments.

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Quickie- Corporations: 88, Wage Earners: 1.


Today's Quickie:

Via Taegan:

Since the recovery began in June 2009, "corporate profits captured 88 percent of the growth in real national income while aggregate wages and salaries accounted for only slightly more than 1 percent" of that growth.

Corporations are humming along, still able to buy elections, underhire, underpay, and undervalue, you know, people. See? Economic recovery!

That was today's Quickie. Will you still respect me in the morning?


VIDEO: Michele Bachmann confuses John Wayne (hero) with John Wayne Gacy (serial killer)


Michele, Michele, Michele, John Wayne the movie legend wasn't from Waterloo, Iowa. John Wayne Gacy, the serial killer, on the other hand...

Via The Washington Times:

John Wayne, the movie legend, is in fact from Iowa and the John Wayne birthplace is a celebrated landmark — only it's in Winterset, which is a nearly three hour drive away from Waterloo.

Gacy, though, had his first taste of the criminal life in Waterloo...


John Wayne Gacy, Jr. (March 17, 1942 – May 10, 1994) was an American serial killer also known as the Killer Clown who committed the rape and murder of 33 teenage boys and young men between 1972 and 1978. Twenty-six of Gacy's victims were buried in the crawlspace of his home, three others elsewhere on his property and four victims were discarded in a nearby river.

Gacy became known as the "Killer Clown" due to his charitable services at fundraising events, parades and children's parties where he would dress as "Pogo the Clown," a character he devised himself.

-- "Well what I want them to know is just like, John Wayne was from Waterloo, Iowa. That's the kind of spirit that I have, too."

That's right, Prez-Wannabe Bachmann just boasted about having the spirit of a rapist and murderer. Okay, no she didn't, but it would be helpful if, again, she either checked her facts or her own mouth.

Poor Michele has made so many gaffes lately, it's nearly as hard to keep up with hers as it is with those emanating from Former Half-Gov Stupetta McBlooperPants.

H/t: @JabezMcB


Jews for Sarah



Oyoyoy. Yes, this is a three oyer:

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We find Ms. Palin’s policy positions on Israel, Iran, national security, fiscal responsibility, energy, and social policy – as well as her record on these issues as governor of Alaska and candidate for Vice President of the United States – to be serious, substantive and politically mainstream.

Though not at present a candidate for any political office, Gov. Palin’s track record in public office has been exemplary, and has withstood the test of the most demanding scrutiny of investigative news media. Gov. Palin’s ongoing contribution to the public discourse in America is welcome.

I'd take those point by point, but it's not worth the time and effort.  They're so off the mark, it's astounding. So is this:

Jew aren't exactly one of the chosen people, Exploity McRapture:

Jews for Sarah: The most Oyworthy Group in the Wo-o-orld!


VIDEO: "Tea Party Rap"


By GottaLaff

CBSNewsOnline April 14, 2010Singer Lloyd Marcus performs the "American Tea Party Anthem" at a Tea Party rally in Boston, Massachusetts

Look! An African American at a Tea Tantrum rally! And he "raps" [sic]! Not much of a singer, though.

In fact, this is just embarrassing:

"I'm an America-a-a-a-a-a-aaaaan!!"

Hey Lloyd, if you have to insist that you're an America-a-a-a-a-aaan!, you're "not racists", you're "not stupid", and that you're "gonna win" that loudly and obnoxiously, then there very well may be room for reasonable doubt.

H/t: ahuntre


For The GOPer On Your Christmas List- A Reagan App For iPhone


Yeah, I'm sure this is really going to appeal to a new generation. I mean, all the guys I know will go with this as opposed to a Shakira app. I love the fact it's called iReagan.

You've loaded up your iPhone with Yelp for restaurants and Shazam for music. Now get ready to download a dose of "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall" from a popular political figure of the past: the Gipper.

The Ronald Reagan iPhone app, introduced this week, promises to "deliver Ronald Reagan right to your fingertips," offering the speeches, sayings and photos of the "Great Communicator" to a potentially wider and younger audience, thanks to the popular mobile technology.


"What's smart about it - and why you'll see it happen more and more - is that people are just living on their mobile devices," says Wade Randlett, a Silicon Valley Democratic activist and major fundraiser for President Obama. "They're giving up on laptops because the mobile device does everything you need."


VIDEO: Tea Party, the movie


By GottaLaff

This. Is. A. Very Serious Video.

No, it's not a parody.

It is for realz, it is genuine, it is the real article. And it is inadvertently funny: