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Oh, Florida, You Did It Again


escaped florida killers

Seems justice in Florida is an elusive thing. Even a conviction for murder -- and we all know how tough that is to come by with Stand Your Ground laws -- seems to be part of an open door policy. Certainly it is if your names are  Joseph Jenkins (guilty of first-degree murder in the 1998 killing and botched robbery) and Charles Walker (guilty of second-degree murder in a 1999 slaying).

These two convicted murders accidentally duped the Florida penal system and were allowed to walk out free from prison, with years left on their sentences. They're currently free.

Now how did they do it? Simple, they just forged some documents which they downloaded on the prison computer system. After printing them up, they just filled in their names on these sample release forms. Next on the to-do list was they needed a judge's signature to make this all Kosher. So whose did they use?  Why none other than Judge Belvin Perry, the infamous Casey Anthony judge who's signature is readily available on Google images.

So these two killers outsmarted the Florida Penal system. But how smart are they?

Before their release could be discovered, they went to the police in the city they were staying and registered as felons with the police department. After all, that is the law. They figured, hey, were' out. Might as well follow the rules since it looks like we're legally free, except for the required ex-con felony registration requirement. This way if they got stopped for a traffic offense and their prints or names were run, they'd come up clean. Gotta hand it to these two. If they ever get caught, they should consider writing guest scripts for police drama's, maybe CSI Miami, The Movie.

So they go on with their lives for a few weeks until one of the deceased victim's family was notified of the release by the Florida Department of Justice, something they do in Florida when a killer is set free. The family member was nervous, thinking this released convict might come to extract some revenge on the family. So they called their attorney who called the states attorney general. He looked into it and found out there was no release ordered.

The prison officials examined the documents and determined them to be forged.

The brilliant Florida Justice Department somehow ended up releasing the story BEFORE the two cons were re-arrested, and now they're on the lamb.

For an update on the story, watch below. But really Florida. Can't you get your legal sh** together?

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Dep't. of Not Again: Multiple deaths after shooting spree in Orange County, CA

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Photo via KTLA


Another day, another shooting spree. Good thing there were all those "good guys" with guns who stopped the "bad guy" in his tracks. Oh wait. That didn't happen. Nor would that have necessarily produced a positive outcome. More deaths and injuries, maybe, but no guarantees that this rampage could have been stopped.

Instead, several people were killed and injured and the "bad guy" shot himself to death, so I guess he was also the "good guy" who shot the "bad guy."

L.A. Times:

Orange County sheriff's officials said they don't know what prompted a series of shootings across multiple cities early Tuesday morning that left at least four people dead and others wounded.

Via KTLA, a local TV station here in Los Angeles:

ORANGE, Calif. (KTLA) — Four people are dead, including the suspected gunman, after shootings in multiple locations in Orange County Tuesday morning.

The shooter/carjacker was in his mid-twenties.

Witnesses reported seeing him armed with "two long guns."


"Jesus was not a bigot"


Today's L.A. Times letter to the editor, because our voices matter:

Chimp slip

Re "O.C. Republican slammed for Obama-chimp email," April 17, and "Sender of email issues an apology," April 19

So an NPR executive is caught in a "sting" with two phony Saudi businessmen agreeing that the "tea party" is racist, and he loses his job. An Orange County GOP leader sends out an email portraying President Obama and his parents as chimpanzees, and there is no resignation or firing of the official, Marilyn Davenport.

In her defense, Davenport did issue a non-apology apology, in which she claims she is a devout Christian and lives her life in a Christ-like manner.

Here's a news flash for Davenport and her GOP supporters: Jesus was not a bigot.


VIDEO: Meg Whitman's Fake Town Hall


By GottaLaff

Oooooh, billionaire Meg was bust. ed:

Meg Whitman stages fake town hall in Orange County on March 10, 2010.

She's in Orange County, for godsake. That's about as friendly an audience as she could have. Not unlike being surrounded by eager puppies after you've bathed in Essence of Snausage.

H/t: LTPF2010 (Level the Playing Field)