"Put your hands up and step away from the cookie jar," could be bellowing you hear through a police megaphone in the near future. Stop and frisk will include pat downs for guns, drugs and Oreo Cookies. Yup, if the results of these recent tests are any indication. It's just a matter of time. If you adore those cream-filled treats, stock up on them before they become banned.
I can't vouch for the science or the quality of the test cookies or the cocaine, but I will ask this-- why did they have to use rats for their subjects and not humans. I know a few people from my college past who would gladly have volunteered to take this test. They'd even have brought their own testing materials. And they could verbally answer questions this test generates. And if my freedom to pick my poison exists, I want to exercise it. I want my Oreos.
Someone felt that Oreo cookies was posing a threat -- enough so that a research test was run. Could it be that Oreos are presenting society with something new to worry about? I could see if sugar side-affects were being measured or whether the inside of an Oreo Cookie could last for thousands of years as the legend goes, but is it addictive? Could it be a danger? Yikes.
According to the NEW YORK POST:
Lab rats who ate “America’s favorite cookie” formed an equally strong association as they did when injected with cocaine or morphine, student researchers at Connecticut College claim. Neuroscience Professor Joseph Schroeder, who led the study.
The research was the brainchild of neuroscience major Jamie Honohan, who wanted to see if the prevalence of high-fat and high-sugar food in low-income neighborhoods contributed to the US obesity epedemic.
“We chose Oreos not only because they are America’s favorite cookie, and highly palatable to rats, but also because products containing high amounts of fat and sugar are heavily marketed in communities with lower socioeconomic statuses,” she said.
I guess if we're going to run a link connection between pleasure (eating) and potential outcome (death) we might want to see if a product should be regulated or even outlawed. I mean who doesn't enjoy an Oreo once in while? And nobody seemingly wants to die. Obesity and diabetes are potential side-effects from devouring that great little cookie in vast amounts.
Dr. Schroeder, who will present the research next month at the Society for Neuroscience conference in San Diego, told reporters he hasn’t touched an Oreo since finishing the experiment.
A rep for Nabisco, which makes Oreos, could not immediately be reached.
The nexus has been made. Never before has anyone drawn the conclusion that they are addictive, as much so as cocaine or morphine. And now those results have been the published. I'm sure more studies will be done, but it certainly does make you think, doesn't it? Doing a few Oreos or snorting a few lines of cocaine? Scientists, please... !!!