ANP member John Bowles registered with House and Senate offices and plans to lobby on “political rights and ballot access laws.” His lobbing "ventures" include issues of civil rights, healthcare and immigration. One can only imagine...
To quote John the Nazi, who, by the way, was a presidential candidate in 2008 (via The Hill):
“You know, congressmen and congresswomen have always been telling the American public that they were open to other viewpoints... I’m going to see if they were sincere about that, or I’m going to call their bluff. [...]
"In the future, when we get people on the ballot, when people see the swastika on the ballot, they’ll know what they’re getting. [...]
“One of my goals is to make it easier to get on the ballot. Trying to get on a ballot in some of these states [is difficult].”
He doesn't think he'll have any problem getting meetings with Congress members. Hey, nothing says democracy better than a confident Nazi. I'm sure our elected officials will welcome him with open wallets.
Bowles also said he won't focus on racial issues or use “racial slurs,” but will stick to facts. Aw, he's going out of his way to avoid using the N word? Who could ask for more?
But wait! Bowles added a twist! He's showing what a stand up guy he is by doing this for free, and said he decided to register as a lobbyist because he was inspired by-- Cue Willard Romney reciting "America the Beautiful"-- reading the Constitution. . What a guy. What a patriot. What a sick joke:
“When I saw in there we had the right to petition government, I figure, why not?”
And when I saw this story about the Nazi party's new DC lobbyist, I said, "Why?"