Via my pal Lu Cifer

Illinois gun “enthusiasts” sent out an anti-Bloomberg, anti-Robin Kelly postcard…and managed to misspell both Debbie Halvorson’s name and– wait for it– “February”.

Here’s an idea:

Imagine what would happen if gun zealots could spell! Thay kood beekum a reel thret:

The above images were sent to me in an email, and they come to us via @dkoselections. I edited them to highlight the errors and also added the arrows.

This photo comes by way of the Downtown Asheville Facebook page. I edited it down a little for size only, but the image is intact:

Yes, according to Very Dedicated to the Constitution Guy, we are to “suport” the right to “own bare arms”… according to the “Secont Ament.” I’m relieved to hear that, since I own two bare arms, and even a bare the-rest-of-me.

Actually, the Second Amendment mentions a little something about a “well-regulated militia,” presumably in uniform. A bare-armed militia would get plenty of laughs, but not much protection from the elements. And don’t get me started on the chafing.

As a special added bonus I’m adding a few other choice examples of the genius behind right wing messaging: