Archive for masks

PhotOH! Boo! Be afraid! I'm Michele Bachmann!


The Daily Beast has a surefire way to repel the most evil spirits on Halloween. This:

I'm not sure which is the creepier look, with or without the eyes.

Accessories include a rubber corn dog and a sleek, simple hourglass dress with a yoke collar in winter white. (Kidding)

There are other equally scary masks here. Not safe for impressionable kids. Or sane adults.


Booby prize for swine flu "bra mask"


By GottaLaff

Hey, wait a minute... Do 38D's get more protection against the H1N1 virus than 32A's? Let's hear it for bra mask equality! I'm calling for a million booby march! It could be led by Cleavage Jones.

So where do you buy one of these, at Victoria's Clinic?

Behold the bra-mask -- a brassiere that in an emergency can be turned into a pair of protective face masks.

This gives a whole new meaning to making a pass. If a guy touches your face mask, is that considered out of line?

Bodnar's invention won the Ig Nobel Prize, given by Annals of Improbable Research magazine for achievements that "first make people laugh and then make them think."

Yep, think... but don't touch. That would be like going to 5th...and 6th... base.

Do they make push-up masks? That would be like an instant face-lift. Oh, the possibilities!

More fun details here.