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So anything happen while I was in San Francisco?

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My family and I have been in San Francisco for the past 5 days or so, all of us coldy-sick the entire time, but it didn’t much matter. Despite being pretty miserable, we managed to have a great time being together in our favorite California city. We’re all determined to move there one day.

Paddy, David, and Andy did a great job keeping TPC chugging away, and I did my best to check in when I could on a teeny tiny notebook ‘puter that refused to cooperate. My sincere thanks to all of them for allowing me to get away for awhile.

I was forced to cancel most of my vacation plans (including Tweet-ups) because of the endless cold that still lingers to this day, but I pushed myself hard to go out to dinner on Day One with @AliKat747 and one of my all-time fave people and MSNBC contributors, Joan Walsh, who is even more wonderful in person.

But first this happened: If you’re familiar with Laffy’s Big Road Trips, you remember our 2010 Big Road Trip from Hell. This vacay threatened to rival the one in ’10, but thankfully never attained that awful status. Two hours on the road, we stopped for lunch at… ta daaa!… Pea Soup Anderson’s in Buellton when Mr. Laffy suddenly turned to me and said, “Uh oh, I think I have some bad news for you.” I couldn’t imagine what it was considering we were all together standing in line to get a table and nothing new and scary had happened in the past 5 seconds. At all. It was most certainly a WTF Moment.

“What?!” I asked in a more confused state than usual.

“I forgot to pack your clothes.”

Dun-dun-dunnn!

Mr. Laffy has always been the official clothes packer. We lay out our stuff, he packs our stuff. It’s been that way for years. But this year our cats decided to trample all over my laid-out stuff, so Mr. Laffy moved it, and then forgot to pack it.

As Rick Perry would say, “Oops.”

I was too sick to buy new stuff, let alone fight the Day After Christmas shopping crowd in SF, plus who knows if I’d find anything? And I had that dinner coming up that night with Joan and Ali. All I wanted to do was rest up so I’d be well enough to see them. So, around we turned and back home we went to pick up my clothes.

12 hours after we first took off for San Fran, at about 11:30 pm, we arrived at our hotel and fell into bed. The rest of the trip was great, if you ignore the semi-permanent coldy, coughy, laryngitisy state were were all in.

It’s good to be back, but it was soooo nice to be away. I hope every one of you had a happy holiday and I wish you a slightly early but very happy, healthy New Year.

Now we’re home safe and sound, still coughing and hoarse, but as Ed Schultz would say, let’s get to work. Because, from what little I saw while I was gone, we have a whole lot to do.

The Most Dangerous Women in America, Then and Now

Nicole Sandler, a friend and my absolutely wonderful Tuesday morning radio host, connected me with Amy Simon (a listener, as it turns out), an absolutely wonderful performer, producer, and writer out here in Los Angeles, and I am so glad she did.

Both invited me to Amy’s one-woman show, “She’s History! The Most Dangerous Women in America, Then and Now” which I saw yesterday. It was well worth the calamitous ride home* and even more worth posting about.

Produced in collaboration with Women’s Museum of California (correction below) The show is educational, touching, hilarious, and eye-opening. As the program puts it, “the show was inspired by motherhood, Gilda Radner, Lily Tomlin, Jane Lynch, Fabulous Forgotten Females (among many others), and dialog of historical women, including (among others) Bella Abzug, Shirley Chisholm, Susan B. Anthony, Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton, Golda Meir, Eleanor Roosevelt, Lucretia Mott, Lily Ledbetter, Soujourner Truth, and Victoria Woodhull.

Mr. Laffy was the only man there.

The show has ended its run, for now, but I wanted to give you a few of the best quotes from a few American women who have made a real difference:

Lucy Stone to her daughter on her death bed:

“Make the world better.”

Sarah Moore Grimké:

“I ask no favors for my sex… All I ask of our brethren is that they will take their feet from of our necks.”

Anne Hutchinson on trial for preaching to women:

“What law have I broken?”

And my favorite, from Sojourner Truth:

“That little man says woman can’t have as much rights as man because Christ wasn’t a woman. Where did your Christ come from? From God and a woman. Man has nothing to do with him.”

Ding!

Amy not only brought these remarkably strong, women, true leaders, pioneers, and (s)heroes, to our attention, she brought them to life. Standing O.

*On the way home, our car literally stopped working in the middle of the Hollywood Freeway. We managed to coast to a busy three-lane off ramp, but came to a full stop on a dangerous curve. The 30 minutes waiting for the tow truck to show up were spent being terrified that a speeding car would ram right into us. The 45 minute, jouncy , non-air conditioned tow truck ride home (in 90 degree weather) not only cost us $200, but it was pretty traumatic to my years-old, pain in the ass slipped neck disks. Thankfully, the car’s in one piece and in the shop, and we’re also in one piece. Now we can’t wait to see how much the Mystery Problem will set us back.

What a treat, huh? All too reminiscent of our terrible, horrible, no good, very bad Car Trip from Hell.

CORRECTION: The show is not produced in collaboration with the Women’s Museum.  They are Amy’s fiscal sponsor for the SHE’S HISTORY EDUCATION PROJECT. Amy is the sole producer of the show.

Laffy’s Big Road Trip is over. Time to tackle 2012.

I left my heart in San Francisco, but I missed all of you so much that I had to come back.

Okay, no. Yes, I missed you, but we came back because we ran out of money, and Mr. Laffy and I have responsibilities (ew) back here in SoCal.

A HUGE thank you to Paddy for holding down the fort so gamely, so prolifically, and so well, despite the trials and tribulations that she and Jeff went through (He only has 9 1/2 fingers now? Ouch!), and another huge thanks to Muther Bear, Marty Weinstein, Karl Knox, and Joe the Nerd for helping Paddy out with guest posts while I was off frolicking at Fisherman’s Wharf, Chinatown, and Sausalito (the few photos I posted here don’t begin to reflect the picturesque, quirky beauty and utter bliss of this trip).

I am determined to move back there one day. The one year I spent living there was not sufficient, and our trips are making us lean more and more toward a future move.

My family was great, the food was great, the weather was great, the friends I got to hang out with were great (Elayne Boosler, @Jazzcattrio, and my first– and soon-to-be-again– radio host Angie Coiro), and even my son’s dog was well-behaved… for the most part.

Elayne Boosler was even more hilarious, sweet, brilliant, and charismatic in person. 

I couldn’t have asked for a better remedy to the Road Trip from Hell of 2010. But it’s so good to be home, and as soon as the warm-and-fuzzy haze of vacationland wears off, I’ll get back into snarkitude and Whack-a-GOPutz mode.

Thank you all for being good to the best co-editor ever, the one, the only Paddy K.

Until then, I will bask in what’s left of my San Francisco glow, enjoy the remnants of my moments of mellow, and, reluctantly, begin my descent into reality.

Speaking of which, I forced myself to watch the Tee Vee Machine this morning (I pretty much ignored it while I was gone); is there anything else the news [sic] programs can cover other than the Republican clown car and the “horse race” aspect of this election year? Can we ever examine what the candidates really stand for, and not just the cosmetics?

Ugh. I think my descent into reality just ended with a big, abrupt, jarring media coverage thud.

To our wonderful readers: Merry Everything!

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To our wonderful readers:

Paddy and I wish you all who celebrate Christmas the warmest, coziest, most prosperous, healthiest, happiest, merriest one ever.

To those who don’t, we send identical wishes, no matter what you celebrate or don’t celebrate.  As an atheist Jew, I enjoy every holiday and justify them all by eating like a pig to make the point.

I’ll be away for a few days (thanks to my brother who will be keeping an eye on things at home), but I will be popping in when I can. Yes, we’re attempting yet another road trip (You can stop laughing now.) to San Francisco, land of the best dirty, rancid, smelly, stinky, Marxist, socialist, Kenyan, French, liberal hippies ever.

While I’m away, please be kind to Paddy and our guest bloggers. They are the BEST for covering while I take a badly needed break with my family.

Enjoy the week! Again, I’ll be dropping in whenever time and decent computer connections allow.

Thank you all for giving us the best gift in the world: You.

Love, Laffy

PhotOh! Laffy’s Big Road Trip: Carmel

Here are a few random shots from our time in Carmel. I love Carmel. I want to eat Carmel:

Typically cute, Disneyesque restaurant
Pebble Beach

17 Mile Drive

And just for fun, I snapped me in the sun visor mirror on the way home. I was that bored. (My kids were asleep in the back seat)

PhotOh! Laffy’s Big Road Trip: San Francisco

Just a few random shots from my favorite city, San Francisco, where I would like to live again, one day…

PhotOh! A little Effen

I’ll get to newsy posts soon, but again, until I catch up, here’s another Big Road Trip San Francisco snapshot that I couldn’t resist snapping because it was so snappily to the point: