Oh, the price of fame…. and the price of hanging around with Former Half-Gov Failette McLostBadly. You not only lose your mind and what’s left of your reputation, you lose your mullet.

Levi Johnston was on the Joy Behar Show pitching his book and discussing what happened to him right after Sarah Palin was nominated for the veep spot:

“I get a phone call, ‘Sarah’s, you know, nominated for Vice President.’ So we get back home and I’m thrown into the RNC here, we get on a private planes and we land down, I’ve got a mullet, and the first thing they do is chop my hair. I had wild hair, they weren’t going to allow that.”

“I tell everything in that book. I kind of got tired of people talking about me and my family and everything else. It was time for me to tell my side of the story and lay it all out there for everybody.”