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VIDEO– GOP Sen. John Cornyn’s idea of immigration reform: Disney World and exploitation of immigrant deaths

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Aww, look at that. See how pensive and deep and somber Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX) is in the video?  He gets that way around graves of undocumented immigrants marked with bouquets of pretty flowers. What a guy. He sure cares. So-o-o much. So very much.

Why, he feels so sad and compassionate that he’s blocking immigration reform! As Think Progress notes, that would be the same reform that would “effectively prevent more senseless border deaths from occurring. Migrants often have to rely on smugglers who leave them to die in the desert.”

It must just be his quirky little way of helping to reinvent the GOP in order to prove their Very Serious Outreach Effort (scroll).

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If you think that video is bad, wait until you hear this, as reported by Think Progress. Cornyn actually compared U.S. border security to– wait for it– Disney World:

CORNYN: My conversations with Senator Rubio, he happened to share with me that Disney World uses a biometric system to ensure people do not commit ticket fraud. If they are that easy, affordable and good enough for the Magic Kingdom, they ought to be good enough for the United States. Senator Sessions’ amendment would guarantee they would not be eligible for lawful citizenship until there is a biometric entry/exit system.

No he’s not kidding.

Follow the link for a lot more.

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GOP solutions: Ignore the past, ignore reality, repeat dangerous mistakes

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Here are two disturbing headlines that I ran across at The Hill:

Once again, Republicans want to pre-emptively retaliate against possible (not imminent) violence by initiating actions that would potentially result in more violence. See how that works?

Me neither.

Reality schmeality, just go ahead and bulldoze your way right smack into another war and more needless killings.

The GOP is bent on repeating the same bad policies that got us into bad situations. Their plans would make things worse by repeating the same idiotically hostile, thoughtless mistakes of the past. Not solutions, mistakes. Not forethought, mistakes. Not hindsight, mistakes. Not common sense, mistakes.

See: War, Iraq.

See: Guns, more.

See Deaths, more.

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Relevant segment of Sen. James Inhofe (R-Okla.), the ranking member of the Senate Armed Services Committee, on Newsmax TV’s “The Steve Malzberg Show,” is at about 2:50:

Video Added- Republicans demand Warren Buffett’s tax returns

Careful what you wish for guys, this could open quite a can of worms for our side. Koch brothers ring a bell? Still, they’re just nasty rumor mongers looking for more mud to sling.

The GOP is making a concerted effort to pressure billionaire investment guru Warren Buffett to release his tax returns to the public.

Republicans say Buffett — the public face of Obama’s proposed “Buffett rule” to increase taxes on the wealthy — needs to reveal his finances if his views on tax rates are going to serve as the basis for Obama administration policy.

“Will Warren Buffett release his tax returns so we can see why he should be the standard for tax policy?” Sen. John Cornyn (R-Texas) questioned in a tweet Thursday.

“If he’s going to be the gold standard, so to speak, in terms of what our tax policy should be, yeah, let’s look at it [his tax returns],” Cornyn told ABC News.

UPDATE- LOL, JMM is calling them “Buffett Birthers”-

UPDATE TO THE UPDATE- Laugh’s on them asshats, Buffett gave his tax returns to Charlie Rose last month.

Gasp! “The President and his Senate Democrat friends are already promising to follow through on their threat to raise taxes.”

For your consideration:

Let’s expose these idiots as often as we can.

John Cornyn: America is about taking money from the poor, giving it to the rich

John Cornyn was tweeting back to my Twitter buddy POTUS, and oops, showed his true colors:

And there you have it, the GOP in a nutshell… and a quote for Obama to use in his presidential campaign.

Added: Keith Olbermann tweeted me, saying he believes this doesn’t seem to say what I seem to think it says.  POTUS then tweeted that he had an extended conversation with Sen. Cornyn since this exchange, including asking him 3 times to clarify–he declined.

My response, in case you wondered, was that my expectations of the worst from Republicans often leads me to negative conclusions and interpretations.

Exclusive!!! Meet The Press snags party fundraising chairs for Sunday!! /sarcasm




Imagine the fun! 20 minutes of posturing and bullshit, simplistic memes regurgitated with no substance, the same thing you can hear a thousand times a day on various venues. Thankfully there is nothing important happening in our country right now…

This Sunday in their first joint appearance ever, we’ll have an exclusive debate between the four leaders charged with achieving victory for their party in Decision 2010 in both the House and Senate: Chairman of the National Republican Senatorial Committee Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX), Chairman of the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee Sen. Bob Menendez (D-NJ), Chairman of the National Republican Congressional Committee Rep. Pete Sessions (R-TX), and Chairman of the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee Rep. Chris Van Hollen (D-MD). What do the Dems need to do to keep their leadership position and what does the GOP need to do to win control?

This is America’s disaster. “We all own it forever.”

John Cornyn just said, on ABC’s This Week, that it’s all BP’s fault that we’re in the horrific environmentally disastrous situation that exists today. He’s only partly right. We are in this situation because we have drilled, baby, drilled. We lop off mountain tops, we burn not-clean coal, we rely on filth to keep the United States’ motor running.

And guess who were the biggest cheerleaders for that.

Profit consistently trumps the health and welfare of America. That’s not entirely Big Oil’s fault. That’s the responsibility of those who elevated these gargantuan corporations (and their dirty fuel sources) to royalty status.

As Rachel Maddow said earlier this week, this is America’s disaster. “We all own it forever.”