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A Populace Pump For Electile Dysfunction

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Electile Dysfunction

It doesn't get much funnier than this -- and what candidate hasn't worried at one time or another of suffering from "ELECTILE DYSFUNCION?" This one may actually give you a boner, er, Boehner. See if the orange-tinged House Speaker knows the difference as his opponent seeks to pump up the votes against him.

From Raw Story:

House Speaker John Boehner’s Tea Party challenger in the Ohio Republican primary, J.D. Winteregg, released a parody advertisement today that accuses the speaker of suffering from “Electile Dysfunction.”

The Tea Party Leadership Fund PAC decided to back Winteregg after internal polling revealed that only 25 percent of Rep. Boehner’s constituents favored him over a generic Tea Party challenger. The PAC initiated a “two-pronged approach” similar to the one that Scott Brown used to catapult him into office: a dedicated “ground game” on the local front coupled with a national fundraising campaign.

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Boehner Might Be Placed on Suicide Watch

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Suicide Prevention Boehner

Suicide Prevention Boehner

If you or I threaten to kill ourselves, it's not uncommon for concerned friends of relatives to band together and put the disturbed on a suicide watch. It's for their own safety. After all, committing suicide is not only a crime, but it's a loss of a valuable life. Despite the despair one goes through, suicide should not be an viable solution. But do the Republicans care? Truth is they actually haven't for years. Now their Speaker of the House is a case in point:

Now whether John Boehner is a man of his word remains to be seen. His record is iffy at best. But he has publicly spoken out against the passage of raising the minimum wage. And he's actually threatened to keep it from a vote. And he has said he'd rather commit suicide than take that action.

As reported by The HILL:

“I’ll commit suicide before I vote on a clean minimum-wage bill,” Boehner, then the head of the House Republican Conference, said at the time.

Now to be fair, he made this threat two minimum wage increases ago and has yet to act on it. The common wisdom is that people who talk about killing themselves are less likely to actually go through with it -- they're looking for attention. But the GOP head honcho has gone public with his threat, and rumors (mine) are that he must be watched carefully as the Democrats are about to circulate a discharge petition, which would force a floor vote on increasing the minimum wage. If it goes through, watch out. We may have the Tea Party holding Boehner to his words and force him to do what he's threatened -- kill himself.

Not that Democrats or Tea Party members would care if Boehner were to martyr himself by taking his life for political reasons, but I think the message it sends would not be a good one. If you can't win, kill yourself.

Do I take the Speaker at his word that he's actually going to act upon his threat? Hell no! But it does make you think that this is just more fake posturing on the ineffective Speaker's part. One more in a long line of hollow threats.

So, Republicans, if you care about Boehner's continuing in office, or even living, maybe now's the time to force the leader out of his office for medical and mental purposes. You can replace him with someone more stable... if you can find someone. In your dysfunctional, fractured party a sane replacement could be hard to find

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John Boehner Plays Uncle Remus - Is Blackface Next Insult?

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Uncle Remus

"Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah." Yup, that's the song good ol' boy John Boehner, Speaker of the US House of Representatives chose to sing as he exited the podium yesterday after announcing his unconditional surrender to President Obama over the budget ceiling. Boehner not only took it on the chin from the President, he also took a number of body blows and whippings from his own party -- the conservative GOP right wing.

This was not a good day. Yet what does the Speaker do, he soothes his bruised ego and battered body exiting the press conference singing and humming. 'Atta boy, Boehner. Smile and never let the people know how hurt you really are.

Speaking of hurt, that brings me to the topic of the song Mr. Speaker chose to show his emotions, his feelings, his state of mind. Usually we find a song that fits what we're thinking deep down inside. In this case, I wouldn't have been surprised if after his battles he wasn't singing "Ol' Man River." But frankly that would be racist. And John's not racist... though...

Yet what he did choose leads me to question his roots. His state of mind. What he's really thinking. Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah? It's not exactly "Hi-ho, Hi-ho, it's off to work we go.." Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah is a 1947 Oscar winning song from the Disney movie, SONG OF THE SOUTH. It was sung in the film by a character known as Uncle Remus -- today thought of as Uncle Tom. You couldn't get more racist if you had sung "Dixie."

Wikipedia on SONG OF THE SOUTH:

The film's depiction of African-American former slaves and of race relations in Reconstruction-Era Georgia has been controversial since its original release, and is now commonly regarded as racist. Consequently it has never been released in its entirety on home video in the United States.

Really Mr. Boehner? The theme song from one of the most racist films of all time is all you can fill your mind with? This country's got enough racial troubles, you don't need to be smirking and driving another wedge into our fragile union.

Here's the short ending of his press conference. He's got the orange face thing down perfectly. I'm just surprised, in his state of mind, he didn't go all out and do the presser in Al Jolson blackface.

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What I will not write about today: News stories, links, and snarkitude

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frustrated35Sometimes I get so frustrated and/or disheartened and/or annoyed by some of the news stories of the day that I can’t bring myself to write about them. Here are a few recent reports that made my blood pressure hit the roof. I am avoiding delving into them at length out of concern for my physical and mental health.

UPDATE: Yessss!

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See what I mean? So who’s up for a couple of Margs or a trough of wine?

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Cartoons of the Day- GOP Vs. The Tea Party

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John Darkow

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John Branch

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John Darkow

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Video- The Daily Show: John Boehner & The Budget Deal

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GOP Rep. Forbes Seeks To Destroy His Party With Anti-Gay Actions

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You blockhead

How out of touch are the Republicans with the electorate? Very comes to mind. And how out of touch are some within their own party? More so. Especially if your name is Randy Forbes.

Who's he? He's the Virginia congressional representative and a senior House Republican. He's eyeing a powerful committee chairmanship, the House Armed Services Committee. At the moment, the route is becoming a bit more circuitous with his recent stand on the LGBT community and it's up and coming GOP candidates. Politico writes:

The issue is particularly acute because House Republicans have two promising openly gay candidates in 2014 vying for seats held by Democrats. Richard Tisei, who narrowly lost to Democratic Rep. John Tierney in 2012, is running again in northeastern Massachusetts. And in San Diego, Carl DeMaio, a former city councilman, is trying to knock off Democratic Rep. Scott Peters.

He's actually gone so far off the deep end that he's causing friction with some of his colleagues. He's been reported to be pushing the House GOP campaign arm to deny support for the party’s gay congressional candidates, especially Tisei who Speaker Boehner has campaigned for and DeMaio who stands a real shot at unseating his Democratic rival in a GOP leaning district.

Now when you consider that it's only recently that a few of the GOP have come out and supported LGBT rights, freedoms, even marriage (though they still won't touch the Employment Non-Discrimination Act in the House) the public persona is to become more tolerant. The LGBT community votes and they are strong contributors to campaigns, so to ignore that block is well, blockheaded. I guess that's what you could call Rep. Randy Forbes.

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