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Your Weekly Upchucks: Shocking Religion News by Author @KCBoyd3



K. C. Boyd, is the author of Being Christian - A Novel,: A black comedy guaranteed to take you on a wild and frightening ride deep into the dark side of the religious right. It is available on Amazon in multiple formats.

She is the go-to blogger for religion, hypocrisy, and all things church v. state.  You can read her earlier posts on The Political Carnival here and more about who she is on her own website here

The Weekly Upchuck, February 1, 2015

Abortion, Contraception And Other Womens’ Rights


Creationism – - Or Not

  • Ham-Chuck – The Missing Link: 55,000-year-old human skull found in Israel sheds light on migration and sex with Neanderthals
  • Cherry-Picking Science Chuck: Many Americans reject evolution, deny climate change yet find GM food unsafe
  • The Consequence Is Upchuck: Consequence of ‘School Choice:’ Creationism spreading in schools, thanks to vouchers


Fifty Shades Of Bark Raving Mad

LGBT Issues

  • Whooopsie: Alabama seeks to stay order overturning gay marriage ban

Fifty Shades Of Hate

Fifty Shades Of Lying Propaganda

If Media Is The Message


Israel, End Times And John Hagee

  • True Spew: Who will cheer Adelson Netanyahu Boehner and war with Iran? Evangelicals who want the Middle East to go up in flames.
  • Rich, Rich Spew: Some 60 members of the Republican National Committee, including its chairman, are heading to Israel at the end of the month on a trip fully paid for by an organization described as a “hate group” by the Southern Poverty Law Center
  • Lane’s Highway Of Hurl: David Lane, the man behind Rick Perry’s and Bobby Jindal’s ‘Response’ prayer rally and the man whose goal is mobilizing pastors and pews to restore America to her Judeo-Christian heritage, is now leading AFA’s all-expenses paid GOP trip to Israel.
  • Highway Hurl II: This is the guy now leading the RNC trip to Israel: David Lane Predicts Car Bombings in LA, DC and Des Moines over Gay Inauguration Prayers
  • Faustian Doo Doo: While Christian Zionist endtimers rally behind Bibi: Netanyahu Hungers For War With Iran
  • Highway Hurl III: “It is His land and I believe He (God) will reclaim it in time,”

LGBT Rights

  • For The Love Of Big Hate Chuck: Mormon Church Wants To Protect LGBT People, But There’s A Catch
  • For The Continuation Of Big Hate Chuck: Despite Its Announcement, The Mormon Church Hasn’t Actually Done Anything For LGBT Equality

Politics Nation

  • The Barf Amendment That Will Never Happen: Jindal: Amend Constitution To Stop Marriage Equality
  • Lend Me Your Barf Bag? Who Fears God More? The Iowa 2016 GOP Race Begins
  • Ban Jindal Poop: Bobby Jindal Endorses Ted Cruz’s Push To Ban Same-Sex Marriage
  • Cruz-ing The Toilet: Iowa Freedom Summit: Ted Cruz Pushes ‘Reigniting the Miracle of America’ Theme
  • Frothy Sputum: “I don’t believe life begins at conception,” Santorum told a crowd during an address at the fourth annual Siouxland Rally For Life. “I know life begins at conception.” Meanwhile, Santorum 2.0 plans to push Republicans to unify as “the party of the worker.”
  • Sshhh. Don’t Let ‘Em Know WhatWe’rPuking: Conservatives At Iowa Freedom Summit Preferred Not To Talk About Gay Marriage
  • Quivery Upchuck: Romney urges students to marry young & “have a quiver full of kids”; He even cracks jokes about Joseph Smith’s polygamy”
  • Puking On The Constitution: Ben Carson Says Congress Should Remove Pro-Equality Judges, Which Is Unconstitutional
  • Calling Tina Fey Chuck: Run Sarah Run. Desperate For Cash Sarah Palin Says God Will Tell Her Whether Or Not To Run In 2016
  • Hucking Hard: Huckajesus says he can win because ‘real America’ agrees with his anti-choice, anti-gay views


Religion Gone Bad Gone Mad

Sausage Makers And Their Sausage


Science – Or Not

Supremes And Lower Courts

Theocracy Rising






Saturday Links


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Saturday Links from The Political Carnival

Louisiana Threatens to Sue MoveOn over Billboard

Fake Arrests of Ohio Ministers Designed to Sell Christian Persecution Myth

Chris Christie Admits GOP is Fighting for the Koch Brothers at CPAC

South Carolina Activists Fight for Medicaid Expansion from Jail

Republican Lie Dies as the Obama Economy Hits 48 Straight Months of Job Growth

Anti-Labor Bills an 'Attack on Democracy'?

MUST-SEE: Jon Stewart blasts conservatives for praising Putin while bashing Obama

Prayer controversy creeps into county meeting again (in North Carolina).


Jindal Bells



Another guest post by our friend David Garber. Please read more about him at the end of this post.


It's never too soon to start getting into the festive, holiday, cheery mood when you're a Republican.

It's never too soon to start getting into the festive, holiday, cheery mood when you're a Republican. They're spreading their sequester cheer already with the GOP's favorite crooner, Bobby Jindal, singing his new single, "Jindal Bells."

Dashing through the states
In a multi-mission sleigh
taking away our votes
Laughing all the way
Severing public aid
ruining peoples lives
What fun it is to laugh and sing
and slap each other "high fives."

Oh, bungled bills, bungled bills
Bungled every day
Whatever we trusted Congress to do
they screwed up every way.
Unemployment, women's rights
and immigration too,
Oh, what fun to ruin our lives
Legislating directly against you.

A year or so ago
they took us for a ride
The 2011 budget bill
That makes us want to hide.
The sequester is most lean and lank
Misfortune seems its lot
We're heading into a concocted bind
That's putting us in a spot.

Oh, bungled bills, bungled bills
bungled all the way
Boehner, McConnell, and Mr. Cantor
What more is there to say?
Bungled bills, bungled biils
bungled all the way
Now we have to survive some cuts
because they refuse to play.

Bungled bills, Bungled bills
Bungle every way
The GOP and it's leadership
caused this awful fray.
Now they try to blame,
All but them, they say
Oh, what fun it is to hope
the GOP will fade away

Bungled Bills, bungled bills
bungled all the way.
now we see the GOP
And pray they go away. Hey!

Sequester cheers, everyone!

For the past 25 years, David Garber has been serving as the show runner and or writer on some of television’s biggest hits… Saved By The Bell, Power Rangers, 227, Bill Cosby Show and many other network series. His writing and producing have also netted David two very prestigious awards:the PRISM AWARD and the TV CRITICS AWARD – TV SPECIAL OF THE YEAR. Currently he’s authoring a short story series called “A Few Minutes With…” davidgarber