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Lauren Mayer: "Jeb Can Fix It"

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Lauren Mayer is a singer/songwriter/pianist who writes comedy songs about everything from Supreme Court decisions to the Kardashians. She proudly supports leftist causes including equal pay, reproductive choice, fair minimum wage, addressing climate change, and marriage equality.
Note: Check out Lauren's CDs, including her latest, "If My Uterus Were A Gun (And Other Musical Rants From The News)" - available at "http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/laurenmayer8" as well as on iTunes and Amazon. Her website is laurenmayer.com. She's on Twitter at @laurenscomedy
Lauren's podcasts are on IndieMediaWeekly.
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And be sure to listen to her podcast: "Musical Mayhem w/Lauren Mayer"
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Here's a theme song for what sounds like a fun new kid's show!

From Lauren's email to me:

Twitter users have had a field day with Bush's ill-fated campaign reboot slogan, so you didn't think I could resist, did you? (Not only that, my 19-year-old son told me it was a hot subject and I should really write a song about it . . . . )

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Your Weekly Upchucks: Shocking Religion News by Author @KCBoyd3

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K. C. Boyd, is the author of Being Christian - A Novel,: A black comedy guaranteed to take you on a wild and frightening ride deep into the dark side of the religious right. It is available on Amazon in multiple formats.

She is the go-to blogger for religion, hypocrisy, and all things church v. state.  You can read her earlier posts on The Political Carnival here and more about who she is on her own website here.

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The Weekly Upchuck October 25, 2015

Abortion, Contraception And Other Women’s’ Issues

  • #ProLifeMyArse Texas ,cutting off state aid in the form of Medicaid to Planned Parenthood, is hell-bent on ending reproductive healthcare access for poor women
  • #ForNow Jindal Administration’s Attack on Planned Parenthood Funds Blocked
  • #KeyWordIllegal GOP Governors Won’t Stop Trying To Illegally Defund Planned Parenthood
  • God help you if you miscarry and your hospital is Catholic-sponsored
  • #PartingGift Boehner Appoints GOP Members to New Select Investigative Panel on Abortion & Planned Parenthood
  • #BecauseTexassTexas Goes After Planned Parenthood in ‘Unprecedented’ Investigation
  • #RightIsWrongThe Right’s Answer to Gutting Planned Parenthood? Elementary Schools, Homeless Shelters, Jails
  • #TheocratCrossing Carson Wants to Overturn Roe v. Wade

Education

  • WalkersFolly Wisconsin’s voucher program drained funding for public schools so severely the state may raise property taxes.

Fifty Shades Of Barking Mad

  • #HuckajeezusIzBonkers Huckabee: What’s the difference between smoking pot and denying someone a marriage license?
  • #SheSaidThis Abortions decreased Thanks To People Praying During Intercourse”

If Media’s The Message

  • #AbstinenceQueenHasASad Bristol Palin: Raw Story bashed my mom’s pro-life hypocrisy — so please buy her book

Israel, End Times And John Hagee

  • #GoAwayBadDream EndTimer Huckajesus Defends Israeli Apartheid, Decries Reality-Based Pundits
  • #BeginTheEnd Israeli Minister calls for third Temple to be built on Temple Mount.
  • #LastWingnutStanding? Cruz’s sincerity is tied deeply to the apocalyptic Christianity his father preaches
  • #PsstAskAngelaMerkel Netanyahu Suggests Former Palestinian Leader to Blame for Holocaust
  • #ApocalypticGreed Exxon Knew Everything There Was to Know About Climate Change by the Mid-1980s—And Denied It
  • #ByMansHand “WHAT WE’RE SEEING (in Israel) ARE THE SEEDS OF TRANSFORMATION OF A NATIONAL POLITICAL CONFLICT THAT CAN BE SOLVED INTO A RELIGIOUS CONFLICT THAT CANNOT BE SOLVED”

Politics Nation

  • #GoodNewsJohnny John Kasich should understand that a secular society is necessary to protect the freedom of religion.
  • #EstablishmentClauseHisArse Ben Carson:” It’s time for us to bring God back to our country”
  • #EstablishmentClauseHisBippy Jeb! speaks of his “faith journey” that has included a conversion to Catholicism, “a partnership with Jesus Christ” and a commitment to a “culture of life.”
  • #EstablishmentClauseHisHeinie Ted-The-Cruz: “I believe 2016 is going to be a religious liberty election”
  • #JustAskMicrosoft Fiorina, sez that “people of faith make better leaders.”
  • #FoodFight Baptist free-for-all: Cruz over Huckabee
  • #OrNot Ben Carson: ‘The Power Of God’ Is Behind My Presidential Campaign
  • #RyanWithTheFringyOnTop Ryan Has Long History With Fringey Duggar Ministry
  • #Duh Why is Jeb Bush Courting Pat Robertson?
  • #BryBryTrumped Trump has Support to Close Mosques, Crazy Bryan Fischer
  • #Foodfight! Senator Sessions warns Paul Ryan on betrayal of base.
  • #HucksFamilyValuesAreShowing Mike Huckabee Calls For Mass Civil Disobedience By Gun Dealers

Religion Gone Bad Gone Mad

  • #DrankTheKoolAid Fatal beating church: Former Word of Life Church member speaks out
  • #BecausePander Jeb Bush Doubles Down on Religious Liberty
  • #HappeningNowInMaryland Hymen Inspections: Certificate Of Purity Offered To Father On Daughter’s Wedding Day
  • #MeshugenahMuch? Jewish Evangelism: Speaking in Tongues Is a Key
  • #CrackpotFearMongerer Ben Carson: I Need Secret Service Protection Because ‘Secular Progressives’ May Kill Me
  • #TheocracyBySmallCuts Christian Fundamentalists’ Plot Against the Constitution: What Kim Davis’ Newly Unearthed Emails Reveal

Scandal

  • #OldishButWorthRevisiting Up to 400 Pastors Caught in Ashley Madison Hack
  • #AnotherDayAnotherFamilyValuesHypocrite Anti-gay GOP senator caught posting photos on the gay hook-up site, Grindr
  • #AnotherDayAnotherHuckster With a warrant out for his arrest, Ron Luce continues to steal and lie from fellow Christians ‘in the name of Jesus’”
  • #CreepyPerv Five women sue Bill Gothard’s ministry that has ties to the Duggars
  • #ThisMansCommandments Anti-abortion protester is a sex offender who raped a family member at knifepoint
  • #BigFatYuccccchhhhh ‘Rehomed’ girls to appear on ’20/20’ to debunk Rep. Justin Harris’ claims about their demonic behavior
  • #ThouShaltNotLie Pastor caught lying about ‘black robber’ busted again for pretending to be a Navy SEAL

Science – - Or Not

  • #HamHeadedDominion God has given us dominion over the earth and expects His people to study His creation to find answers.
  • #WowJustWow Actively Trying To Make Maine Dumber, Republican Gov. Appoints Creationist Education Commissioner
  • #WhateverHappenedToFirstDoNoHarm Study: Doctors May Be Discouraging HPV Vaccination

Supremes And Lower Courts

  • #Boom Court blocks Bobby Jindal’s efforts to defund Planned Parenthood in Louisiana
  • #SchadenfreudeAlertFive women sue Bill Gothard’s ministry that has ties to the Duggars

Theocracy Rising

  • #CrusaderAlert Military Religious Freedom Foundation demands Dover AFB halts support for fundamentalist “Operation Christmas Child”
  • #Gotcha No, Dover Air Force Base, You Can’t Recruit “Missionaries” for Franklin Graham
  • #RememberWhen W said public schools should teach evolution as a theory with as much validity as intelligent design?
  • #AndTheyLoveHimInIowa Ben Carson comforts conservatives: I will only police liberal speech on college campuses

 

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Your Weekly Upchucks: Shocking Religion News by Author @KCBoyd3

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K. C. Boyd, is the author of Being Christian - A Novel,: A black comedy guaranteed to take you on a wild and frightening ride deep into the dark side of the religious right. It is available on Amazon in multiple formats.

She is the go-to blogger for religion, hypocrisy, and all things church v. state.  You can read her earlier posts on The Political Carnival here and more about who she is on her own website here

The Weekly Upchuck August 2, 2015

K. C. Boyd, is the author of Being Christian - A Novel,: A black comedy guaranteed to take you on a wild and frightening ride deep into the dark side of the religious right. It is available on Amazon in multiple formats.

She is the go-to blogger for religion, hypocrisy, and all things church v. state.  You can read her earlier posts on The Political Carnival here and more about who she is on her own website here

The Weekly Upchuck August 9, 2015

Abortion, Contraception And Other Women’s Issues

  • #BackwaterBlues Jindal cuts off state Medicaid funds for Planned Parenthood YouSirAreNoFanOfWomen Manchin backs defunding Planned Parenthood
  • #RepeatALieOftenEnough 4 More Deceptive Edits In The Fifth Video Attempting To Smear Planned Parenthood
  • #TheirWarOnPoverty Planned Parenthood: Only 3% of Services Are Abortions, 97% Health Care for the Poor
  • #WhoKnew? Jeb Bush’s Grandfather Was A Founding Member Of Today’s Planned Parenthood
  • #ProLifeMyBippy NPR fact-check: Defunding Planned Parenthood would lead to more spending, not to mention more unintended pregnancies.
  • #TeensShaltNotCopulate Jeb wants to ‘redirect’ Planned Parenthood funding to abstinence-only programs, just like in FL
  • #StateBySouthernState Alabama Governor terminates Medicaid contract with #PlannedParenthood
  • #ClearAsDay Jeb Bush Didn’t Misspeak: The GOP Wants to Dismantle Reproductive Health Programs

Education

  • #SoHelpUsGod Indiana public school punishes 7-year-old with ‘banishment’ for not believing in God
  • #GenDumbDown According to the National Research Council report, only 28% of high school science teachers consistently follow the National Research Council guidelines on teaching evolution, and 13% of those teachers explicitly advocate creationism or “intelligent design;” \ A 2008 University of Texas study found that 25 percent of public school biology teachers believe that humans and dinosaurs inhabited the earth simultaneously.
  • #ALaDavidBarton Texas public school district promotes Christianity with made up Ronald Reagan quote
  • #UnhingedAndComingForYourBirthControl Anti-choice organization warns that contraception is evil

Fifty Shades Of Hate

  • #ForJesus Arizona pastor prays for God to rip out Caitlyn Jenner’s heart: ‘I hate him with a perfect hatred’
  • #GodsWarrior Anti-Choice Activist To Face Jury For Threatening Abortion Provider

Fifty Shades Of Stark Raving Mad

  • #FreakShow After none of his Jade Helm 15 predictions came true, Rick Wiles now claims Obama will nuke Texas during Jade Helm 16

If Media’s The Message

  • #NineteenAndCounting Are The Duggars Broke? The Family Is Asking Fans For Cash
  • #LogCabinCaitlyn Caitlyn Creeps Her Transgender Pals Out With Her Right Wing Dogma: Go Figure!
  • #MoreLikeTheBloodOfSandyHookChildren Bryan Fischer: God didn’t stop Sandy Hook because He couldn’t hear prayers over “pleas of the blood of the unborn
  • #AsOnlyFoxCanPoll: Christians feel under attack
  • #FoxSurprise Former SportsBroadcaster Thinks He Shouldn’t Have Been Fired Over Anti-Gay Statements
  • #PurseDogs? Fox Host: Trump Is Popular Because Americans “Don’t Want One Of Those Metrosexual Purse Dogs, They Want A Pit Bull”
  • #O’Really? O’Reilly: “Planned Parenthood is an Abortion Factory That Sells the Body Parts of Dead Babies or Fetuses”

Israel, End Times And John Hagee

  • #SchmuckSchumer Chuck Schumer is getting an earful from opponents of the Iran nuclear deal. Growing signs he will oppose Iran deal
  • #LastBestChance An Iran-Deal Skeptic Becomes a Supporter
  • #Encouraging AntiSemitism Washington battle rages over Iran nuclear deal’s fate
  • #TisAllAboutEndTImes Christian Zionists are gearing up for a battle where money is no object, facts pose no impediment, and where anti-deal activists will be flooding as many meetings with members of Congress as possible.
  • #GarbageMan David “Horsesh*t” Horowitz: “Obama Hates Jews, America, Marines and is a NAZI”
  • #MoneyTalks AIPAC taking all but 3 freshmen Congresspeople to Israel in effort to sabotage Iran deal
  • #ThinkNukes Jewish settler climbs Dome of the Rock. If Bibi doesn’t get there first, it will be a settler who starts next world war, the war to end all wars.
  • #FundedByAIPAC US lawmakers to meet Netanyahu in Israel
  • Sen. Tom Cotton: “Iran Deal Is Like The Crucifixion Of Jesus”
  • #HotMess In a fit of reckless ignorance, Tom Cotton advocates bombing Iran “back to day zero.” Literally no experts agree.
  • Brought to you by Israel’s best friends:
  • #SonOfHagee/IsraelsBestFriends Matthew Hagee: Evolution is a “lie from the pit of Hell” that has “cost us 55 million Americans”
  • #LovingIsraelButOnlyForItsRealEstate Israel’s abortion law now among world’s most liberal
  • #SchmuckSchumerPlacesHisBet Schumer won’t just oppose Iran deal but would also join a veto override.
  • #NoPerhapsAboutIt Would you take advice on the Middle East from a man who believes the world is about to end? The answer for millions of Americans, perhaps even for conservative members of Congress, is yes.
  • #ItsAnEndTimesIssue John Hagee “Israel is not a political issue. Israel is a Bible issue.”
  • CruzJoinsHuckASchmuck Cruz Joins Huckajesus In Praising SchmuckSchumer For Opposing Obama’s Iran Deal
  • #BibleNation Ben Carson’s Bible-Based Tax System and Other GOP Adventures In ‘Biblical Economics’
  • #MakinItUpChuck Huckleberry Says Obama is Reading a Christian Bible that No One Else Has

LGBTQ

  • #WaaaayOff LibertyCouncil argues that marriage equality imposes an unconstitutional “religious test” for public office
  • #ByStealthOrByMight How Indiana Conservatives Are Winning The Fight Against LGBT Protections With Fear

Politics Nation

  • #Really? Why Right-Wing Evangelicals Are Infatuated With Donald Trump
  • DisdainingTrump GOP 2016 Contenders Are Courting Erick Erickson, The Anti-Gay Pundit With A “Pattern Of Being Disrespectful To Women”
  • #VerrrryInteresting Sanders plans to speak at Liberty University next month
  • #However Sen. Bernie Sanders isn’t the first liberal to speak at Liberty University. So did Ted Kennedy.
  • #StalkedByGod Texas Sen. Ted Cruz ties every move he makes, every breath he takes, to God
  • #NoFriendToWomen Jebya laid out his record as prolife’ champion who defunded Planned Parenthood
  • ChristianBonaFides Jebya: “We were only state to provide money to crisis pregnancy centers and first state to have a ‘Choose Life’ license plate”
  • #TheMcCarthyismOfJesus Huckajesus: “My Dept of Justice & Attorney General will prosecute attacks on people of faith and religious freedom.”
  • #HuckAPuke Huckajesus ”Trust & vilify” – He (PBO) trusts our enemies & vilifies anyone who disagrees with him.”
  • #BloodComingFromWhere? Scott Walker: “I’m certainly an imperfect man. And it’s only by the blood of Jesus Christ that I’ve been redeemed from my sins. So I know that God doesn’t call me to do a specific thing, God hasn’t given me a list, a Ten Commandments, if you will, of things to act on the first day.
  • #Every.Single.Day Cruz: “Well, I am blessed to receive a word from God every day in receiving the scriptures and reading the scriptures. And God speaks through the Bible.”
  • #GiftFromGod Rubio is now saying that he doesn’t think victims of sexual assault should have access to abortion.
  • #NoneDareCallItTheocracy Huckabee:” It’s time that we recognize the Supreme Court is not the supreme being, and we change the policy to be pro-life and protect children instead of rip up their body parts and sell them like they’re parts to a Buick.”
  • #HomeschoolHuck “I pledge to kill Common Core & restore common sense. Education is a family function, not a fed function.”
  • #CruzsVeryScaryTerribleHorribleFirstDay 5 Actions Ted Cruz Says He Would Take on His First Day in the Oval Office
  • #ErNo Scott Walker claims that Americans share his anti-choice extremism. He’s not even close to right.

Propaganda, Lies And Other Hypocrisies

  • #OrNot God Using Donald Trump And Fox News To Save America
  • #PsstTheyreNotReallyProLife Abortion opponents waging war on fetal research are also at war with improvements in prenatal care
  • #OnlyTheBeginning God And The GOP: The Almighty Gets A Shout-Out During Republican Presidential Debate

Scandal

  • #WhatsALittleRapeBetweenPastorAndCHild Australia may deport South African preacher, David Volmer, accused of repeatedly raping 13-year-old girl
  • #TheFaceOfIsraeliTerrorism An Israeli teen has died of injuries from stabbing at Jerusalem Gay Pride parade last week.
  • #GoinWithGreedy The Duggars Are Broke or Just Greedy as Hell
  • #AnotherDayAnotherFamilyValuesHypocrite Tea Party Attorney General of Texas Turns Himself in for Felony Fraud
  • #DarknessRising The Mistreatment Of A Dying Gay Man In Texas Goes ‘A Step Beyond Even Westboro Baptist Church’
  • Former NC pastor accused of raping several children
  • #CantMakeItUp Anti-Gay Lawmakers Caught In Affair, Bizarre Cover-up
  • #WhoDaThunk Wealthy pastor charged with hiding money from feds
  • #Derp Florida pastor: The national debt will end ‘immediately’ when Planned Parenthood is defunded

Religion Gone Bad Gone Mad

  • #ScamOfTheCentury Hate Obamacare? Wanna Fire Gays? Create a Fake Church!
  • #AndThisIsNewsBecause?Here’s hoping they didn’t have sex. Right Bristol? Josiah Duggar& Marjorie Jackson Split After 4 Months of Courtship

Sausage Makers And Their Sausage

  • #How.Dare.He. GOP senator: I can lecture women on pregnancy because abortion is a ‘men’s issue’
  • #TheEndOfProgress Rep. Doug Lamborn pushes CSU to halt HIV research over fetal-tissue stings

Scandal

  • #FridayTheRabbiMolestedSaturdayTheRabbiRanAway Wanted in Israel, alleged sexually abusive rabbi fled Netherlands for Caribbean
  • #AntotherDayANotherReligiousPedophile Predatory HIV+ Pastor Gets 15 Yrs For Long History of Child Sexual Abuse

Supremes And Lower Courts

  • #SoMuchForTheOath Texas refuses to issue same-sex couples death certificates
  • #SoMuchForTheOathII Kentucky Clerk Sues Governor For Making Her Do Her Job And Issue Same-Sex Marriage Licenses

Theocracy Rising

    • #Aaaarrrrgggghhhhh Greenup County Kentucky has now added “In God We Trust” to their police cars…their tax-payer funded police cars.

  • #SoMuchForReligiousFreedom NC Politico Walks Out of Board Of County County Commissioners Meeting Because of Muslim Reading a Prayer for Tolerance
  • #DescriminateMuch? Unwed Oregon Christian university professor asks for maternity leave — gets fired instead for her ‘lifestyle’
  • #WhateverHappenedToServeAndProtect? Bumper stickers saying ‘In God We Trust” showing up on cars driven by police officers, sheriff’s deputies and firefighters in Illinois, Kentucky, North Carolina and elsewhere.
  • #HappeninNow Judge Orders Man To Marry His Girlfriend And Write Down Bible Verses Or Go To Jail

Antidotes

  • Catholic Teacher Fired For Being Lesbian Fights Back
  • Will they boycott Facebook? Mark Zuckerberg Donates $992 Million to Charity Funding Planned Parenthood

 

 

 

 

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Lauren Mayer: "Ballad of Jeb-No-Last-Name''

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Lauren Mayer is a singer/songwriter/pianist who writes comedy songs about everything from Supreme Court decisions to the Kardashians. She proudly supports leftist causes including equal pay, reproductive choice, fair minimum wage, addressing climate change, and marriage equality.
Note: Check out Lauren's CDs, including her latest, "If My Uterus Were A Gun (And Other Musical Rants From The News)" - available at "http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/laurenmayer8" as well as on iTunes and Amazon. Her website is laurenmayer.com. She's on Twitter at @laurenscomedy
Lauren's podcasts are on IndieMediaWeekly.

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His laughable attempts to pretend he has no last name (despite hiring all his bro's advisors) and multiple gaffes ("work longer," "replace Obamacare with Apple Watches") are as entertaining as a vintage TV show!

From Lauren's email to me:

(This one was just begging to be written . . . . )

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