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They're making "Duck Dynasty" into a musical . . . who could resist?


Rep. King: All LGBT Is Self-Professed Behavior, Laws Protecting It Are Made For Pedophiles


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Ah, the LGBT life: unfortunates filled with public pain, abuse, ridicule, discrimination, beatings, and even murders. Wait. Maybe unfortunates is a poor choice of words. Masochists is more appropriate, according to Congressman Steve King (R - Iowa). It seems Dr. Steve believes homosexuality or sexual identity is a choice, just not a verifiable one. HuffPo:

Rep. Steve King (R-Iowa) defended Arizona’s recently vetoed anti-LGBT legislation on Sunday, arguing in part that homosexuality is a “self-professed behavior” that cannot be “independently verified."

“Although it’s clear in the civil rights section of the code that you can’t discriminate against people based upon -- and I’m not sure I have the list right -- race, creed, religion, color of skin," King said, "there’s nothing mentioned in there on self-professed behavior, and that’s what they’re trying to protect: special rights for self-professed behavior.”

I guess that means that most, if not all professed LGBT'ers are masochists. They love being discriminated against and ostracized. Just listen to King's own words. Count how many times King says, "self-professed behavior:"

Sexual orientation does not warrant constitutional protection because it cannot be “independently verified” and can be “willfully changed,” King contended.

See. It's a choice and we can just learn them gays and other queers to be straight. Just send them to Marcus "Mr. Michele" Bachmann. And King's insights and vast scientific knowledge on the LGBT life aren't new:

During the 2009 passage of the federal Hate Crimes Prevention Act -- which expanded the existing 1969 law to include crimes motivated by the victim’s sexual orientation, gender identity or disability -- King argued that the sexual orientation provision would provide pedophiles with special protections.

Ah yes, that very strong Washington pedophile lobby -- the leading firm there is Findem, Rapem & Abusem.

Money. Yup, and that's the reason Rep. Crazy made in arguing for the recent Arizona anti-gay (religious freedom) bill. By her vetoing it, Gov. Jan Brewer opened the door for the big fix. The big scam. What is that, you may be asking?

He [Rep. Steve King]  went on to suggest that anti-discrimination laws protecting gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender people could give those individuals the opportunity to trick businesses into discriminating against them with the intent of “setting up a case.”

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Well, at least now we know. When you're not being a pedophile, you're scamming the justice system with phony discrimination claims. This is all a money-making plot. Rep. King has officially set the record straight.

Thanks to him, I'm going out to get my LGBT membership card, put on a "Seinfeld puffy shirt," move to Georgia or Kansas where similar legislation to Arizona's is being considered and go sue somebody before it's too late. I want to be rich. I want to be part of the "1%" group. I wanna be gay!!!


Russian President Vladimir Putin bans rallies and demonstrations during Winter Olympics


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I wonder if Pooty-Poot is secretly gay, because he sure doth protesteth way too mucheth.

Oh but I kid President Bigotin. He's actually just a small-minded, mean-spirited, homophobic relic. And he's reinforcing that image by banning all rallies and demonstrations during the Winter Olympics that dare to protest his disgusting anti-gay laws.

Well, to be more precise, he's banning any that take place between January and March. The Olympics are in February.

The Hill:

The Russian government newspaper on Friday published a Putin decree prohibiting “gatherings, rallies, demonstrations, marches and pickets” in Sochi between Jan. 7 and March 21.

May there be a sea of rainbow colors be telecast and clearly visible for the world to see during every second of every Olympics activity. And may every gay athlete take home a medal.


Must-see VIDEO: The way it wasn't... but should have been.


imagineI included this video in last night's post, Newspaper commenter: “Get rid of all the n****rs, the spics, the kikes and the wops.” I added it because writing that hateful racist pig's words was so painful that I needed something to get his ugliness and ignorance out of my brain.

But the video deserves a post all its own because it's just that good, just that beautiful, and just that poignant. The concept is so touching, the fantasy so stirring, the vision so heartfelt... I dare you to not tear up:


Why couldn't it have been like this? (Rhetorical, we all know why). Imagine how we as a country could have benefited from these heroes and others whose lives were cut short by people who were as toxic as the deranged bigot in my post.

Imagine a world without hate. Just for a moment. If you can.

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Via Gawker

Big h/t to AMERICAblog's John Aravosis for the video.