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K. C. Boyd, is the author of Being Christian - A Novel,: A black comedy guaranteed to take you on a wild and frightening ride deep into the dark side of the religious right. It is available on Amazon in multiple formats.

She is the go-to blogger for religion, hypocrisy, and all things church v. state.  You can read her earlier posts on The Political Carnival here and more about who she is on her own website here

The Weekly Upchuck July 19, 2015

Abortion, Contraceptions And Other Women’s Issues

  • #HowTheyRoll The 5 Most Absurd Arguments Made Against Women’s Choice At The Right To Life Convention
  • #ThisIsF—ked Right-wing Christian ‘expert’ on feminism insists that submitting to marital rape makes Jesus happy
  • #DontBeFooled Walker’s strategy of pretending to be moderate on reproductive rights could trick some voters.”
  • #BigTentBegone GOP Presidential Hopefuls Compete Over Anti-Choice Credentials
  • #BamaWarriors Advocates Fight to Keep Tuscaloosa Abortion Clinic Open
  • #MedicalFlunkee Anti-Abortion Doctor Has Unscientific Method For Reversing The Abortion Pill
  • #AfterTheDeluge ‘Hobby Lobby’ Is About Blocking Contraception Access, Not Religious Liberty
  • #PoliticsOfDeception Profiting From Fetal Body Parts? The GOP Sure Is
  • #LeaveEmInFlames What the Planned Parenthood hoax really proves: Right-wing extremists have no qualms about destroying peoples’ lives
  • #SoCalledModerate Ohio Attorney General, On A Mission To Shutter All Abortion Clinics, to Investigate Planned Parenthood After Doctored Anti-Choice Video
  • #LiesTheyTell The doctored video “exposing” Planned Parenthood was released on Tuesday and now the entire story is falling apart
  • #TakinEmDownAnyWayHeCan Co-Founder Behind Planned Parenthood Video Has Close Ties to Abortion Clinic Violence
  • #SanityRules Warren Buffett Gives Enormous Sums in Support of Women’s Rights – Christian Conservatives Furious
  • #DeceptiveIllusions Planned Parenthood Isn’t Doing Anything Wrong—But That May Not Matter – Logic and reason simply can’t compete with #PPSellsBodyParts.

Education

  • #PukeyDumbDown Tony Perkins urges Christians to pull their kids out of public schools in the wake of SCOTUS gay marriage ruling
  • #MooreKaKa Alabama’s Supreme Court Justice, Roy Moore’s advice to parents: Pull kids out of schools that teach, “They evolved from monkeys”
  • #ThanksToYourTaxes Conservative America’s Favorite Christian University Is Thriving — Because Of Progressive Policies
  • #BarelyLiterate How Christian Fundamentalist Homeschooling Hurts Kids
  • #DoesntPassTheTasteTest GI Bill pays for unaccredited sex, Bible and massage schools
  • #WhenStupidsInChargeMiss. school district claims it keeps violating the First Amendment because it just doesn’t understand the law
  • #EtcEtcEtc Creationists Take Down Another Top Professor

Fifty Shades Of Hate

  • #OneAndTheSame KKK Applauds the SC Church Killings, Saying the Bible Commanded It – We Need “10,000 more men like [Dylann Roof]”
  • #DoNoHarm? Ben Carson listed as speaker at conference organized by pastor who thinks gay people should be killed

Fifty Shades Of Lying Propaganda

  • #WontBeFooledAgain 3 Deceptive Edits In The Video Claiming Planned Parenthood Is “Selling Aborted Baby Parts”
  • #FromTheWarmongersWhoBroughtYouIraq Obama’s Iran Nuclear Concession Is Worse Than Chamberlain’s Munich Sellout
  • #SwiftboatingWomen Planned Parenthood Doesn’t Sell Fetuses: The Real Story Behind That Shady Think Progress Video​

If Media’s The Message

  • #RenderUntoJeffress Fox pastor: ‘Render unto Caesar’ means ‘the real Jesus’ wants churches to rat on hungry immigrants
  • #EgadsTheGirlsArentGettingPreggers Fox and Co. Go Psycho Over Clinics That Give Teens Birth Control
  • #SavagelyStupid Michael Savage: Liberals Using LGBT Rights To ‘Eliminate Males’
  • #EverSoChristian Fox Pastor – “Jesus Wants Churches to Turn Over Undocumented Immigrants, Not Feed or Shelter Them”
  • #CrossedARedLine American Family Association Spokesman Bryan Fischer Tweets Link to White Supremacist Site
  • #BarefootPregnantDumbedDown Fox News goes nuts over clinics that give teens free birth control
  • #Boom! TLC officially cancels ’19 Kids and Counting’ after Josh Duggar admits to molesting girls as a teen
  • #ShouldaBeenASlamDunk Canceling Duggars: Too Little, Too Late?
  • #FogAlert Watch A Climate Scientist Explain The Reality Of Global Warming To PatRobertson’s 700 Club

Israel, End Times And John Hagee

  • #EndTImesLobby 1st there was the NRA, then there was AIPAC. Now, John Hagee’s newest lobbing group, headed by Gary Bauer, to bring political muscle to the pro-Israel cause
  • #KeepinEmScared No, Mr. Netanyahu, Iran Isn’t Trying to Take Over the World & It Isn’t ISIL
  • #RememberingGW After Iran deal, the Gog and Magog war between Obama and Netanyahu begins
  • #BestInPropaganda Conservative Critics of the Iran Deal Get Ready for Another Iraq War Deception Strategy
  • #TwoStatesMyBippy Israel aims to build settlement despite Supreme Court order
  • #GayAvek Democrats see Jewish voters remaining loyal despite GOP efforts to court them after Iran pact
  • #TheFinalWar Joel Rosenberg, Messianic Jew and good friend of the Netanyahu Govt. tweets that we must “prepare for possibility Israel could team up with Saudi Arabia, the Gulf states, Egypt & Jordan to attack Iran.”
  • #OyVey AIPAC has launched a new advisory group, Citizens for a Nuclear Free Iran, whose advisory board includes five former Democratic members of Congress: Sens. Evan Bayh (Ind.), Mark Begich (Alaska), Mary Landrieu (La.) and Joseph Lieberman (Conn.) will spend approximately $20 million on advocating against the Iran Deal, including advertising in 30 to 40 states.
  • #PotKettle Frothy, quite the theocrat himself, and who is “not for a two-state solution” says of Iranians. “They are radical theocrats. We cannot contain them.”
  • #ElfinPolitics Gary Bauer of the CUFI Action Fund: “We’re going to go all out, as challenging as it will be, to get the 67 votes that we will need in the United States Senate” to nix the deal”
  • #ChristerScrewLoose Pastor Jim Bakker blames Obama’s Iran deal for California’s drought and the Second Coming of Christ
  • #Meshuggina AIPAC to fight White House head to head in Congress over Iran deal
  • #CourtingEndTimes Presidential candidates make their pitch to Christian Zionists

 

Heard At CUFI Conference

  • #Theocrat Sen. Tim Scott (R-SC) “We need leaders on their knees before God.”
  • #Theocrat Trent Frank (R-AZ) ” If there had never been an Israel, there would probably never have been an America.”
  • #BigFatTheocrat Mike Huckabee: “John Kerry should get up on his crutches, he ought to walk out of that room, go straight to Jerusalem, hug Benjamin Netanyahu and say, ‘We are going to stand with our real friend,”

Military

  • #BlazingMikey ‘We’ll Go to War Over That!’: Mikey Weinstein Calls for Firing of Vocal Anti-Gay Marriage Chaplains- Faces Off With Christian Leader

Politics Nation

  • #AintGonnaHappen Frothy Calls For A Constitutional Amendment To Ban Same-Sex Marriage
  • #OrallyChallenged Frothy Calls Gay Marriage And Abortion A Spreading ‘Cancer’
  • #HeAndTenOthers Scott Walker Says His Presidential Bid Is ‘God’s Plan’
  • #GoAheadAndSuffer Mike Huckabee says Christians must be “willing to suffer” for disobeying the “unjust” SCOTUS gay marriage ruling
  • #SpotCome As Frothy considers love affair w/his dog, He Says He’s Always Been Right About ‘Man on Dog’ Warning
  • #CallTheirBluff Republicans want to use nuclear deal in campaign against Hillary & the Dems but they might overplay their hand.
  • #FrothySpew Rick Santorum: If we try to “take down the Confederate flag, let’s take down Planned Parenthood”
  • #MindNumbing Walker Implies That Gays Are Pedophiles
  • #FrothySeeAbove Santorum – Don’t Vote for Walker, His Wife Supports Gays

Religion Gone Bad Gone Mad

  • #ErrantBible Captive Virgins, Polygamy, Sex Slaves: What Marriage Would Look Like if We Actually Followed the Bible
  • #BartonBarf David Barton: God Opposes Retirement Because It ‘Is A Pagan Concept’
  • #StirringTheFearPot Religious Right will mark 9/11 anniversary by accusing gays & women of inviting God’s judgment
  • #UglyMan Scott Walker’s Offensive Claim About Gay Men And Children
  • #LikeTheEverReadyBunny Stone homos” pastor warns of contracting the “sodomite demon” at restaurants, on dates
  • #SonOfAPreacherMan 5 faith facts about Scott Walker
  • #FatLadyAIntSung We’re likely to see an uptick in the use of religion to justify illegal LGBT discrimination after EEOC decision

Sausage Makers And Their Sausage

  • #BrownbacksTheMatterWithKansas Brownback’s office: Religious freedom order doesn’t apply to local government
  • #NotTheOnion Governor Abbot is sending the Texas State Guard to make sure that the USA doesn’t take over Texas.
  • #MehScience Ted Cruz Is Really Excited About Pluto. So Why Does He Want to Cripple NASA?
  • #SayWhat? Breaking: Republican US Senators Kill LGBT Students’ Anti-Bullying Bill
  • #MehWomen House GOP Pulls Breast Cancer Bill Over Unfounded #Abortion Concerns
  • #BooOnTucky KENTUCKY’S ANTI-LGBT COUNTY CLERKS GETTING AN ASSIST FROM STATE POLITICIANS
  • #UnitedStatesOfTheocracy Republicans In Congress Push A Federal Evangelical License To Discriminate Law

Scandal

  • #UnAppealing ‘Healing touch’ faith healer who asked clients to be naked loses appeal
  • #HowToSayArsonGateInHebrew? Three Jewish Terrorist Suspects in Israeli Church-Burning Identified – - and Hushed Up
  • #AnointedOne Largely unrepentant ex-Mars Hill’s Mark Driscoll is back in numerous pulpits
  • #SexPest Rabbi Eliezer Berland’s Aide Detained By Police In Hunt For Missing For Missing Hasidic Leader
  • #19AndCropping Josh Duggar missing from family’s Facebook photo — ‘family values’ fans are furious
  • #BecauseJesus Florida church sends $1,000 collection notice to single mother because she didn’t tithe
  • #ReligiousQuackeryAbounds Autism: how unorthodox treatments by quacks like Jim Humble can exploit the vulnerable
  • #WorseThanCosby Evangelical pastor arrested for sex abuse after being found with 13-year-old girl in backseat of a car
  • #TakeEmDown Group Behind Planned Parenthood Sting Video May Have Tricked IRS, Donors

Supremes And Lower Courts

  • #MoorePuke Roy Moore To RW Extremists: LGBTQs Need ‘God, Not Government’
  • #SoDuh Court To Liberty University: Your Liability Insurance Doesn’t Cover Kidnapping Children From Their Gay Parents
  • #TheCompanyHeKeeps Justice Roy Moore accepts award from radical anti-choice group that blamed 9/11 on legal abortion
  • #NaNaNiBooBoo GOP Texas Judge Will Only Marry Same-Sex Couples If They Sign A Form Saying He’d Rather Not
  • #STFU Anti-LGBT Kentucky clerk insists he is ‘being violated’ by governor’s order to follow law he swore to uphold
  • #HeHathIssues ‘Homosexual behavior leads to death’: Ford engineer sues for religious right to harass gay co-workers
  • #MooreIsLess Ala. Supreme Court Justice — Satan Made U.S. Supreme Court Rule in Favor of Marriage
  • #KYRarelyDisapoints First round of legal challenges to the SCOTUS marriage equality ruling happened in Kentucky Monday.
  • #SayethTheFelon Tom DeLay urges Congress to punish entire federal court system for SCOTUS gay marriage decision
  • #HamheadHurl Ken Ham Advances Lawsuit Against KY Over Life-Size Noah’s Ark; State Argues Biblical Ark Is a Tool for Evangelism

Theocracy Rising

  • #BrokenLawz County Clerk In Trouble For Displaying 20 Crosses On Wall
  • #ServingNow Rep. Robert Pittenger says that his “primary mission” as a member of Congress is to be “an emissary for Christ”
  • #AndTheyreArmed Anti-government groups urge local officials, backed by armed militias, to defy SCOTUS on marriage
  • #Oy Religious Freedom bill picks up momentum in the House.
  • #KingOPhobe Steve King Wants Congress To Officially Resolve That Equality ‘Perverts’ Marriage
  • #AhButItDoes Brownback’s office: Religious freedom order doesn’t apply to local government
  • #VotesTheBible NC Republican tells religious gathering that his “primary mission” as a congressman is to promote the Gospel of Christ.
  • #GodsArmy Evangelical policy activists raise ‘God’s army’ at Colorado Springs conference

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Lauren Mayer is a singer/songwriter/pianist who writes comedy songs about everything from Supreme Court decisions to the Kardashians. She proudly supports leftist causes including equal pay, reproductive choice, fair minimum wage, addressing climate change, and marriage equality.
Note: Check out Lauren's CDs, including her latest, "If My Uterus Were A Gun (And Other Musical Rants From The News)" - available at "http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/laurenmayer8" as well as on iTunes and Amazon. Her website is laurenmayer.com. She's on Twitter at @laurenscomedy

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Your Weekly Upchucks: Shocking Religion News by Author @KCBoyd3

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Please welcome back regular guest contributor, author of Being Christian and the go-to blogger on religion, hypocrisy, and all things church v. state,  K.C. Boyd. You might remember her from her earlier posts. You can link over to her site here for the rest of this post. It’s well worth a look, because I left out a ton of great upchuckable stuff, including antidotes! These are but a few of her weekly "where religion meets your rights" collection:

Your Weekly Upchucks: The place where religion meets your rights

The Weekly Upchuck - November 9, 2014

Abortion, Contraception And Other Women’s Issues

  • Chuck Hucks: FACT: the IUD is not an ongoing abortion in the body.
  • Opened, We Upchuck: Tennessee Ballot Initiative Could Open Floodgates for Anti-Choice Measures
  • Sooner Upchuck Than Recognize Women” As The Country Is Focused On The Election, Oklahoma Is Quietly Attacking Abortion Rights
  • To No Avail Chuck: Black Women Speak Out Against Tennessee’s Extreme Amendment 1
  • Read Her Lips Chuck: Joni Ernst Endorses Full Personhood Rights for Fertilized Eggs from the Moment of Conception
  • Sisterhood Of Upchuck: Women’s Greatest Enemy Is Evangelical Women, Not Republican Men å
  • Personally Regurgitative: Personhood: Perpetually Rejected. So Why Does It Continue To Rear Its Head?
  • The Morons Of Upchuck: Tennessee Voters Approve Measure to Allow Restrictions on Abortion
  • And So It Went Chuck: Antichoice PersonhoodSupporter Gardner Defeats Mark Udall in Colorado Senate Race
  • By Hook Or By Crook Chook: Despite personhood defeats, anti-choicers move forward on plans to shut down abortion providers
  • Licking Their Lips Chuck: Personhood Group Thanks Joni Ernst For Sticking With Them
  • Hangers, Alleys And Other Unseemly Upchuck: What Seeking an Abortion Was Like Before Roe v. Wade
  • The 2014 Summary Of Upchuck: Of 87 new Republicans in the House, an astonishing 80 are anti-choice. Also 12 new pro-life Senators.
  • Women Hating Women: The Warrior Wives of Evangelical Christianity

Christian Nation

Creationism

Education

  • The Fear Of Knowledge Is Perhaps The Worst Upchuck Of All: A former US Marine is refusing to allow his child to complete a world history class because Islam’s on the curriculum
  • Bad Stuff-Chuff: MIDTERM ELECTIONS: SCHOOL PRIVATIZATION CONTINUES TO ADVANCE DEVOS/HERITAGE FOUNDATION STRATEGY
  • Worldwide Whoop: FROM SINGAPORE TO ARIZONA: RIGHT-WING GROUPS INVADE CLASSROOMS AND CURRICULUM

End Times And Israel

  • Faust Hurls: Christian Zionist advocacy groups are making efforts to shape U.S. lawmakers’ understanding of Jerusalem and its holy sites, particularly the Temple Mount, through visits aimed at convincing them that Jews (and Christians) face religious persecution there.

Fifty Shades Of Hate

  • West Of Upchuck: Allen West Sez Dems Are Still The Party Of Voter Intimidation And The KKK ‘Except With A Different Type Of Tactic’

Fifty Shades Of Stark Raving Mad

Politics Nation

  • Off With Their Exemptions Chuck: Churches Endorse Candidates; IRS Ignores Them Again
  • Thou Shalt Upchuckably Lie: Anti-Choice Groups Launch Dishonest Ads Against Colorado Pro-Choice Legislators
  • Modern KKKchuck: Rick Perry, Ron Johnson And Jeff Sessions To Join Anti-Muslim Activists At Florida Beach Resort Confab
  • Gag Us With Upchuck: Dear John Kasich: ‘I’m pro-life’ doesn’t explain ‘rape-gag’ rule
  • It’s About The States Chuckie: The most consequential races on Tuesday were likely those in which you don’t recognize the names: the elections for state legislators, and they matter.
  • Off With Their Exemptions II: Rogue pastors endorse candidates, but IRS looks away
  • Add Him To The Roster Chuck: All-star Christian Fundamentalist wins in landslide in ‘Evangelical Springs.”His “faith in God and America grows stronger every day.”
  • Upchuck Matters: Conservative Christians made up 32% of 2014 electorate, voted 86% for GOP & 12% Democrat.
  • Lions And Tigers And Spew, Oh My! Agenda 21, gay recruitment & Blood Moons: Newly elected Republicans are paranoid conspiracy theorists
  • They Said It Couldn’t Happen Chuck: Homophobic, neo-Confederate theocrat Peroutka wins Anne Arundel council seat
  • Off With Their Exemptions III: The midterm election results were partially influenced by church politicking and the IRS must act
  • Chap-A Quit-It: Meet ‘Dr. Chaps’ Gordon Klingenschmitt: Colorado’s New Anti-Gay, Demon Hunting State Legislator
  • Pat’s A Lustin’: Pat Buchanan: Joni Ernst A ‘Gal’ With The ‘Same Kind Of Attractiveness’ As Sarah Palin
  • Son Of God Poops: Christians prompted by churches & faith-based organizations flooded the polls yesterday in the name of Jesus.
  • The Weasels Of Hurl: Voters of faith are GOP foundation. Without their overwhelming support, there is no GOP majority. Glen Bolger, Public Opinion Strategies
  • Tell It To An Indian Tribe: Ralph Reed: “There is no road to the presidency for a Republican candidate in 2016 that doesn’t require going through the toll booth of faith-based voters.”
  • Chapped Chuck: The Most Extreme Election Winner You Have Never Heard Of–Except we have.
  • Hardly Opaque Puke: Intentions revealed: GOP Senate’s First Priority Should Be Blocking All Judicial Nominees
  • Bibi Barf: Netanyahu now has big cannons in Congress to ‘bomb’ the White House
  • The Jesus Budget: Oklahoma’s senator-elect to use ‘biblical worldview’ to defeat the national debt
  • Herding Upchuck: Why Right-Wing Christians Believe GOP Lies

Same Sex Marriage

  • In My Mind, I’m Going To . . . . Upchuck: South Carolina’s Same-Sex Marriage Ban Faces Another Challenge
  • Class Act Chuck: Thousands Rally Against LGBT Rights In Houston
  • Vomit On The Least Of You: Homeless LGBT youth: Shunned by religious families
  • Who’s In Danger Now Chuck? GOPer who wants to ban Gay Straight Alliances and calls homosexuality a threat to public safety wins in Michigan

 

Sausage Makers And Their Sausage

  • It Can Happen Here Chuck: A proposed ballot initiative in Mississippi would declare it an officially Christian state.
  • Setting The Stage For Arma-Upchuck: Advocacy groups woo US lawmakers amid fervor over prayer at Temple Mount
  • Groups organize trips for US Congress members as rhetoric, tension over Jerusalem intensify

 

Scandal

  • Kenyan’s Own Christian Hillcox: Prayer Predators” Kenya TV exposes ‘prophet’ Victor Kanyari as a crook
  • Aussie Scammery: Australia’s Genesis II Church of Health and Healing’s ‘Miracle Mineral Solution’ slammed by AMA as ’snake oil’
  • Seeking: God’s Rapists? Man sentenced for raping women he met on Christian Mingle, Match.com

Science – - Or Not

  • Perky Puke: “Climate Change Alarmists” Want to Turn People Gay
  • When The Last Tree Dies-Chuck: The Senate Environment Committee is now going to be chaired by someone who believes the Old Testament disproves climate change.
  • Greed + Religion = End Times? A Big Win for Climate Change Denial: Republicans to Target EPA Regulations After Taking Senate
  • Even Worse Chuck: Not only Imhofe. Climate Denier Ted Cruz Is Poised to Become a Lead Senator on Science

Supremes And Lower Courts

  • Autrement Dit, Keep ‘Em Barefoot And Pregnant: Federal Judge Rules #POB Admin Didn’t Go Far Enough to Accommodate Opponents of birth control Benefit
  • The Vomit That Kills: Opening arguments heard in faith healing couple’s manslaughter trial
  • Citizens Divided, You Mean? Citizens United head is “very proud” that his Supreme Court case helped Republicans win the midterms
  • Oy Vey Chuck: Next Stop #SCOTUS ? Appeals Court Reinstates Gay Marriage Bans For The First Time

 

Antidotes

  • Supreme Court upholds NYC law requiring crisis pregnancy centers to tell the truth
  • Federal Judge Gives Secular Humanism Parity With Religion
  • Federal Judge Overturns Kansas Ban On Same-Sex Marriage
  • Boom. In a day of gloom. State Judge Overturns Missouri’s Ban On Same-Sex Marriage
  • Pope demotes (uber-conservative) highest ranking U.S. cardinal to position with ‘no responsibilities’

 

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Your Weekly Upchucks: Shocking Religion News by Author @KCBoyd3

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Please welcome back regular guest contributor, author of Being Christian and the go-to blogger on religion, hypocrisy, and all things church v. state,  K.C. Boyd. You might remember her from her earlier posts. You can link over to her site here for the rest of this post. It’s well worth a look, because I left out a ton of great upchuckable stuff, including antidotes! These are but a few of her weekly "where religion meets your rights" collection:

Your Weekly Upchucks: The place where religion meets your rights

The Weekly Upchuck - November 2, 2014

Abortion, Contraception and Other Women’s Issues

  • Slip, Sliding Poop: How Abortion Rights Could Slip Away Under A Republican Senate
  • Out In Oklahoma Chuck: One doctor provides 44% of all abortions in Oklahoma. Unless the court steps in, he’ll have to stop Nov 1
  • North Of Upchux: North Dakota Set To Be First State to Pass Radical ‘Personhood’ Amendment
  • Breaking Bad Chuck? Changing Political Landscape Could Spell Trouble for Abortion Access in New Mexico
  • The Aspens Are Quaking Chuck: Colorado ‘Personhood’ Backer Denies Saying Measure ‘Could Criminalize Women’
  • North Of Upchux Redux: North Dakota Supreme Court: Restrictions on Medication Abortion Can Take Effect
  • Conflating Upchux: Women Should Get Condoms At Gay Bars For Their Birth Control
  • Okie-Dokey Hurl: Court Rules Oklahoma Restrictions on Medication Abortion Can Take Effect
  • Tasting Vomit: Push for National 20-Week Abortion Ban Likely If GOP Takes the Senate
  • It’s All Here Chuck: 20 Week Bans, state by state
  • Grand Ole Pukers: GOP Candidates in Key Races Downplaying Anti-Choice Views

Christian Nation

  • Thou Shalt Stop Upchuck: Someone Smashed The Disputed Oklahoma Ten Commandments Monument To Pieces
  • Chuck’s A’Scratchin’ His Head: Man who destroyed Oklahoma 10 Commandments monument was devout Christian
  • Barfton’s Blather: Founding Fathers ‘Tied Religion To The Constitution To Give It Strength’ Through Oath Requirements
  • Why We Upchuck: Christian extremists pose the big threat
  • The Drip, Drip, Drip Of Upchuck: Texas Legislator-to-Be Says There Is No Separation of Church and State
  • Give It On Up-Chuck: Gay-hating Westboro Baptist Church files legal brief to save Kansas from God’s wrath
  • For Real-Chuck: Wanted: ROTC Military Science Professor (No Non-Christians Need Apply)
  • Huck-A-Chuck: Huckster And His Christian nation. Won’t the ’16 Primaries be fun?
  • Witnessing Ka-Ka: Hobby Lobby take two? Moody encourages witnessing at work
  • Scripture In, Upchuck Out: Bible-toting ‘f*cking Christian’ throws screaming tantrum at In-N-Out Burger
  • Dumb And Dumber In These United States Of Upchuck: The Hysteria Surrounding the Ebola “Issue” is the Perfect Lens to Look at BOTH Secular and Religious Dumb and Dumber America Through

 

Creationism

  • Tangled Up In Ham-Chuck: Bill Nye predicts creationists will go out of business in 20 years; Ken Ham says don’t bet on it
  • Farrah’s Jaque-Strap: Was the world created 6028 years ago today?
  • Puke Conference: Creationists to explore link between Hitler and evolution at Michigan State conference
    • There’s A Piece Of Discriminatory Ham In My Upchuck: Non-Christians Need Not Apply- Ken Ham’s creationist theme park is already in trouble.
    • Suck It Ham-Head: Pope says evolution doesn’t mean there’s no God
    • Then Suck This: Ancient human bone reveals when we bred with Neanderthals
    • Lying Sumbitches: “NO UNWILLING TAXPAYERS WILL SEE TAX DOLLARS USED TO BUILD THE ARK”(ONLY RE OUR CREATIONIST BASED PROFITS)
    • Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Upchuck: These numbers should wake you up
    • Because Ham-Chuck thinks He’s Supersedes the Pope: Ken Ham Says Pope Francis Has ‘Compromised Biblical Authority’ by Endorsing Evolution, Big Bang

 

Education

  • The ABCs Of Puke: Another pesky atheist is making trouble for Christians propagandists in Maine by objecting to evangelicals teaching the Bible in a public school setting.
  • When The Last Tree Dies Chuck: Texans Call On School Board To Remove Climate Denial From Textbooks
  • What You Don’t Learn Does Hurt You-Chuck: Under pressure from a Religious Right group, an Ariz. school board will censor discussion of abortion from textbooks

End Times, John Hagee And Israel

  • So Speweth The Hagee: “The battle for Jerusalem has begun . . . Americans need to recognize the historical fact that the Palestinians have absolutely no historical claim to the land of Israel. There has never been, historically, an autonomous group of Palestinians who ever existed.”
  • Hagee Heave: “I can assure you that the evangelical Christians of America support Israel right now in a more aggressive mood than at any time in my lifetime,”
  • So Fundeth The Spew: End Times Hagee Ministries raises $2.8 million for Jewish, Israeli (settlements)
  • Aaarrrghhh! Son Of Hagee Pukey-Puke: It seems that, for Son Of Hagee, just about everything that happens is further proof that the End Times are near
  • Pants On Fire Hurl: CUFI dissembles as, in their apocalyptic quest, they blame Obama Admin for all that ails Israel.

Fifty Shades Of Hate

  • Barbs In His Vomit: BarbWire Runs Column By ‘Theonomist’ Who Backs Execution Of Gays
  • Senility Spew: Pat Robertson Warns God May Punish Houston For Defending ‘Militant Homosexuals’

Fifty Shades Of Stark Raving Mad

  • Raging Through Upchuck: Pat Robertson: Oil investments are biblical because they don’t send ‘condoms through pipelines’
  • Senile Spew: Pat Robertson: People Don’t Live To Be 950 Anymore Because Of Climate Change
  • More Senile Spew: Pat Robertson Tells Christians To Fight Gays
  • Criminal Spew: Pat Robertson, who says he can heal brain tumors, tells Brittany Maynard to get a faith healing
  • Tangled Up In Spews: It’s time for an “American jihad” or “a crusade for a principle or belief.”
  • Sheer Ka-Ka: Tony Perkins: Gay Rights Part Of Population Control Agenda
  • Hurl-A-Whirl: PAT ROBERTSON KNOWS WHY YOUR HUSBAND SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO CHEAT ON YOU

Politics Nation

  • Backing-Brown Turd: Gay Baiting Faxes show up in Kansas for Brownback Showing Conservatives Haven’t Left the 80s.
  • Orwell-Speak, Chuck: GOP LET OBAMA BE ELECTED AS A LESSON FOR SOUTHERN BUMPKIN ‘CHRISTIANS’
  • Georgian Hurl: RIGHT WINGER CONGRESSIONAL CANDIDATE THINKS LACK OF CHURCH CAUSED PENN STATE SEX ABUSE
  • Titanic Hurl: Tennessee’s Measure 1 Is A ‘Personhood’ Referendum—for Pregnant Women
  • Whirl-A-Hurl: Do you love guns and Bibles? Because Duck Dynasty has a candidate for you?
  • Frothy Spews: Santorum: Christians Must Fight ‘Persecution’ In America To Stop Us From Turning Into Nazi Germany
  • And Spews: Pure ‘Froth’ Rick Santorum: US May be One Generation Away from Christian Persecution
  • The Season Of Our SCROTAL Discontent: How the Christian Right Is Using Hobby Lobby and “Duck Dynasty” to Take Back America- Evangelicals are mobilizing for the midterms.

Religion Gone Bad

  • Doctrinal Doo-Doo: American evangelicals hold unorthodox views on the Trinity, salvation, and other doctrines.
  • The Narcissism Of Hurl: The “Bible-hugging right doesn’t give a flying frack about stopping Ebola in West Africa. They don’t care about curing Americans that have contracted it helping others. They don’t care about anything other than themselves.”
  • The Vomit Of Dominionism: Franklin Graham: Obama’s Wrong, Islam ‘Is a False Religion’
  • Perky Puke: Tony Perkins warns against participating in the “very dangerous” and demonic holiday Halloween
  • Hurling Flim-Flammery: Christ Kidnapped by Prosperity Theology

Same Sex Issues

  • Myth-Based Upchuck: Liberian pastors are linking the virus to homosexuality. How homophobes, conservatives, and liberals alike all tend to blame ‘the Other’ when things go wrong.

 

Sausage Makers And Their Sausage

Scandal

  • Heebie-Jeebie Upchux: ‘Constitutional Christian Demands Strippers’ Addresses So He Can ‘Pray For Them’
  • Duh-Chuck: Family of teen sexually solicited by youth pastor wants church to stop visits at (public) school
  • Dual Sinning Chuck: Italy: Pedophile priest hangs himself in church vestry.
  • Voices In His Upchuck: ‘Religious zealot’ nearly beheads teen ‘witch’ after watching Christian videos
  • Door-Knocking Poop: Jehovah’s Witnesses Ordered to Pay $13.5M to Bible Teacher’s Alleged Victim
  • Upchucking On The Sixth Commandment: Pastor charged with threatening to kill wife
  • Beyond ‘Coveting’ Chuck: Pastor found guilty of sodomizing 14 year old
    • Aussie Upchuck: Priest with ‘connections’ escapes punishment for drunk-driving death

 

 

Antidotes

  • Leading evangelical ethicist David Gushee is now pro-LGBT. Here’s why it matters.
  • Dolly Parton Calls Out Christians for ‘The Sin of Judging’
  • Evangelical leader Russell Moore denounces ex-gay therapy
  • Apple’s Timothy Cook: “I’m proud to be gay, and I consider being gay among the greatest gifts God has given me.
  • Following Mark Driscoll’s resignation, Mars Hill Church will dissolve its multisite network
  • Same-Sex Marriage Now Legal in Arizona, Alaska, Wyoming
  • FL Supreme Court removes judge for running Christian ministry business from her courtroom

 

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