Archive for GOPutzes

Founder of anti-immigrant group mocks day laborers: “I’m available! I’m cheeap!”

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Roy Beck is the founder of anti-immigrant group NumbersUSA, a guy who would like nothing more than to bring immigration to pre-1965 levels. He did his best John McCain “making the media rounds” impression by appearing on 10 radio stations to make his small-minded case.

And how did he do that? By comparing the vile work he’s doing on his nasty little anti-immigration mission to the real work immigrant day laborers do. Because, you know, they’re so analogous.

Here’s what Beck (a common name among GOPutzes) said to the National Journal while saturating the air waves during his media blitz:

“It’s a little bit like being at a day labor site,” he said, describing the event.

“Or like speed dating?” I asked.

“It is like speed dating, that’s true,” he said. “But it is like a day labor site, you’re just there. The little pickup truck drives by. Drives real slowly. And I go, ‘I’m available! I’m cheeep!‘”

No bigotry or stereotyping there. I wonder who mows his lawn or cleans his toilet for him.

As Think Progress notes:

NumbersUSA has been responsible for some of the most virulent anti-immigrant tactics, including claiming that Americans’ quality of life was ruined by immigrants. The group has also made concerted efforts to try to drive a wedge between African-Americans and immigrants.

And to think that in one day, listeners were exposed to this jerk’s toxic message on nearly a dozen radio shows.

So GOP, how’s that reachy-outy, makeovery, reinventiony thing workin’ for ya?

outreach my ass reach out inclusive

Former Fla Republican Party Chairman Jim Greer sentenced to 18 months in state prison

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Jim Greer was one of the former Florida GOP leaders who said that voter suppression was the reason for new election law.

Greer was also accused of stealing a couple of hundred thou from the Republican party using a phony campaign fundraising operation. The Palm Beach Post reported that he was suing them right back, saying GOP leaders knew what he was doing and voiced no objection.

Now the Tampa Bay Times is reporting that Greer has been sentenced to 18 months in state prison plus one year of probation.

It turns out that in February, he pleaded guilty to four counts of theft and one count of money laundering:

[H]e had created a company called Victory Strategies to siphon to himself and an associate some $200,000 of party donations.

You’re now a convicted felon, sir,” Circuit Judge Marc Lubet told Greer Wednesday, adding that he had “egregiously violated a position of trust.”

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Per the Times, Greer became the party head in January 2007, former governor Charlie Crist’s personal pick. Yes, that former governor Charlie Crist, the one who may run again, but this time as a Democrat. In fact, Crist tried hard to convince us he really is a real Democrat. Not that I wouldn’t support him if he ended up being the Democratic candidate, but my heart sure wouldn’t be in it.

But I digress.

I particularly liked these sentences describing Greer’s past:

He was a regular at strip clubs and bars. Both his weddings were lavish. He …quickly worked to make friends with people he identified as politically valuable… [H]is gatherings typically had some of the area’s best snacks and booze. He often dressed as Elvis and belted out songs by the King… He wanted people to call him Chairman. He wanted to drink bourbon only from bottles with personalized labels.

Jim, you sound like a real attractive guy:

Former GOP state chairman, McCain fundraiser busted for Facebook scam

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Former Oregon Republican chairman, gubernatorial candidate, Florida financier, and creepy little fraud Craig Berkman was arrested for (allegedly) “bilking investors out of millions in a scheme to sell fake Facebook shares, ” per Newser.

He was claiming he had access to Facebook shares which was a big fat lie. And he managed to rake in $8 million by telling that big fat lie.

And this wasn’t the first time. He pulled the same kind of scams over at LinkedIn and other social media sites, but got nabbed for those, too.

Here’s his Wiki:

Craig Berkman (born about 1943) is a longtime venture capitalist and was an influential Republican politician in the U.S. state of Oregon. He was known as a big donor in national Republican circles. He chaired the Oregon Republican Party in the early 1990s, opposing the far right Oregon Citizens Alliance. He ran for chairman of the Republican National Committee in 1993 and for Governor of Oregon in 1996, losing the former race to Haley Barbour and the latter to Denny Smith in the primary election.[1]

Oregonlive.com described him this way in 2008:

“He was the hope of the old Republican moderate establishment.”

And check out Meet Craig Berkman, crooked McCain fundraiser.

Maybe this was his version of “outreach.” Another family values Republican bites the dust.

Wisconsin mining company helped write a Republican bill that would streamline regulations

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Anyone else sensing a familiar odor reminiscent of ALEC? No, not Baldwin, he probably smells pretty good. I’m referring to another ALEC  (American Legislative Exchange Council), an organization of state legislators that favors federalism and conservative public policy solutions. They literally write legislation for Republican Congress members, who then do whatever they can to pass it.

Which brings us to Wisconsin, where records made public by the liberal group One Wisconsin Now show that mining officials requested modifications on a bill before it was introduced. And naturally, those modifications would make life easier for themselves, their industry, and their wallets. Because you know how annoying those pesky regulations can be, the ones that provide for people’s, you know, lives and safety.

America first!

Once again, under Gov. Scott Walker’s watch, we see all kinds of footsies being played:

MADISON, Wis. (AP) — Drafting records show a company looking to open a huge iron mine in far northwestern Wisconsin made suggestions on language in a Republican bill that would streamline Wisconsin’s mining regulations.

Paging Gov. Walker, Koch brothers on line one! Let’s take a trip back in time to 2011: The ALEC-Koch pipeline to Wisconsin Legislators and the Mining Bill:

The Mining Bill released by Assembly Republicans late last week is clearly a case of Legislative patronage to a corporate sponsor– in this case, Gogebic Taconite Mining, LLC. Not surprising, but more disturbing, are the covert links to the American Legislative Exchange Council (ALEC), Koch Industries, and closer to home, Hamilton Consulting in Madison.

All three have created an expressway of influence to Wisconsin Legislation for co-opting state resources – creating record profits for themselves (which they will ultimately pay little tax on) and untold burdens on middle class taxpayers and the environment.

Louisiana flood victim: Mitt Romney “said, go home and call 211.”

Yesterday I posted about Willard Romney saying this to Bobby Jindal while touring a flood-ravaged area of Louisiana.: “Did the water come from the sky, or the rivers, or the ocean?”

But I missed this nugget, proving once again that Romney’s out-of-touchitude is quickly approaching Code Blue, er, Republican Red.

He spoke to a local resident, Jodie Chiarello, who lost her home in the flooding. Via HuffPo:

He just told me to, um, there’s assistance out there,” Chiarello said of her conversation with Romney. “He said, go home and call 211.” That’s a public service number offered in many states.

1) How compassionate and human! Just like everyone at the GOP convention insisted he was on national Tee Vee!  “You’re suffering, Jodie? Well, you people know how to pick up a phone and call someone, for Pete’s Sake! I’m just here to look concerned for the cameras, dear. Have a marvelous day!”

2) Now you have a better idea of how he’ll treat the needy, the elderly, the poor, and the disabled. Say bye-bye to Medicare, Medicaid, and Social Security as we know it. And of course, say “nice knowin’ ya” to FEMA.

3) “Public”? What a socialist!

H/t: @terminalwords

Romney to Jindal in flood-ravaged La.: “Did the water come from the sky, or the rivers, or the ocean?”

Willard Romney toured a post-Hurricane Isaac flood-ravaged area of  Louisiana with Gov. Bobby Jindal. He wondered aloud about where the water came from. L.A. Times:

Jindal told the former Massachusetts governor about relief efforts by the Red Cross, Salvation Army and other organizations. Romney inquired about how many people were out of their homes or in shelters. “Did the water come from the sky, or the rivers, or the ocean?” he asked. The answer could not be heard.

Perhaps he was concerned about undocumented water.

Meantime, the Dems were all over Team Romney’s hypocrisy:

Romney’s visit triggered a harsh reaction from Democrats in Congress, who charged that his running mate Paul D. Ryan, a Wisconsin congressman, has proposed a federal budget that would gut money for response to disasters such as Hurricane Isaac.

Harry Reid, the Senate Majority Leader, said in a statement: “It is the height of hypocrisy for Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan to make a pretense of showing sympathy for the victims of Hurricane Isaac when their policies would leave those affected by this disaster stranded and on their own.”

Romney and Ryan also make a pretense of showing sympathy for the elderly, the poor, and the disabled while trying to snatch Medicare, Medicaid, and Social Security as we know it right out from under them.

But hey, the photo op will get some play. Not as much as that Clint Eastwood’s chair visual, but some just the same.

Romney: “President Obama promised to begin to slow the rise of the oceans and heal the planet. [Pause. Laughter.] MY promise … is to help you and your family.”

Karl Rove: “We should sink Todd Akin. If he’s found mysteriously murdered, don’t look for my whereabouts!”

The GOP conspired on inauguration night to obstruct and destroy President Obama’s every attempt to reach across the aisle in order to create programs and laws that benefit Americans. More to the point, they were out to destroy the president himself.

This is how Repubicans operate. It’s all about political homicide, killing bills, doing away with the Obama presidency, you name it. They’re a cold, nasty, self-serving bunch. And the nastiest, self-servingest of all is Karl Rove.

Via Bloomberg’s ” Inside Karl Rove’s Billionaire Fundraiser”:

On the final morning of the Republican National Convention, Karl Rove took the stage at the Tampa Club to provide an exclusive breakfast briefing to about 70 of the Republican party’s highest-earning and most powerful donors. During the more than hour-long session, Rove explained to an audience dotted with hedge fund billionaires and investors—including John Paulson and Wilbur Ross—how his super PAC, American Crossroads, will persuade undecided voters in crucial swing states to vote against Barack Obama. He also detailed plans for Senate and House races, and joked, “We should sink Todd Akin. If he’s found mysteriously murdered, don’t look for my whereabouts!”

You remember Todd Akin, don’t you? Paul Ryan’s BFF and co-sponsor of a federal personhood bill? Mr. “Legitimate Rape”? Mr. “Magic Vagina That Kills Rape Sperm Only” Akin?

Apparently, Karl Rove is so “pro-life” that he feels comfortable joking about killing a guy who’s throwing a wrench into his Sugar-Daddies-Will-Buy-Us-This-Election plans.

UPDATE: Akin camp says Rove apologized privately for the murder joke, but it’s not enough.