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VIDEO: “Now step away from the teleprompter,” said Sarah Palin reading from a teleprompter at #CPAC2013

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Apparently Republicans are still, still, making idiotic references to President Obama’s use of teleprompters. I’ve called out their hypocrisy on that repeatedly, and I’ve also written a few times about why teleprompters are a good thing. Please link over to read why they’re not as terrible as the GOP keeps saying they are.

In fact, Rick Santorum actually said, “It should be illegal to read off a teleprompter.”

And back at CPAC 2010 “Genius” 14-year-old speaker made a lame teleprompter joke. By the way, he’s older, wiser, and no longer a conservative.

Did I mention that Marco Rubio mocked Obama’s teleprompter…while in front of a teleprompter?

Oh, and there’s this:

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And now this:

Now step away from the teleprompter and do your job!” said Former Half-Gov Hypo McCritical as she read those words from a teleprompter.

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Via @MzYun

I taught comedy for years, and there are a few rules that anyone attempting humor in front of an audience and who has the least bit of comedic talent knows. Palin broke at least three of them: 1) Be, you know, funny 2) Be fresh, don’t rely on the same old stale material, and 3) Know when to stop.

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VIDEO– Defense Sec. Panetta: Iran has “not made the decision to proceed with the development a nuclear weapon.”

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File under SchmoMentum: Another Republican talking point has bitten the dust, at least for now.

Earlier, Paul Krugman destroyed Carly Fiorina’s GOP blahblahblah with, “Don’t think about bureaucrats….We’ve laid off 100s of 1000s of school teachers.”

Now Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta smothered another one, at least for now. Apparently, Republicans can put down their military weapons, stop hyperventilating, stop frothing at the mouth, and start backing off of their accusations that President Obama (and Chuck Hagel, while we’re at it) is a big ol’ wuss, especially when it comes to Iran.

If you recall, Saxby Chambliss is one of the panicky GOP who think Iran is on the verge of having their very own nuke, and the U.S. better be ready to pounce. And by pounce, I mean attack. And by attack, I mean create a brand spankin’ new and enormous Middle East crisis. And by Middle East crisis, I mean world crisis.

Via Think Progress:

“If your position is truly prevention and not containment, Chuck, what is the redline [on Iran], what is the point?” asked Sen. Saxby Chambliss (R-GA). “We know there’s some things happening over there right now that are very serious.”

Yes, we must take Iran very seriously and keep our ideas and options wide open, but let’s not revive this golden oldie quite yet, mmkay chickenhawks?

Panetta on Meet the Press:

Leon Panetta: What I’ve said, and I will say today, is that the intelligence we have is they have not made the decision to proceed with the development a nuclear weapon. They are developing and enriching uranium, they continue to do that…

Chuck Todd: Why do you believe they’re doing that?

Panetta: I think it’s a clear indication — They say they’re doing that to be able to do their own energy source. I think it is suspect that they continue to enrich uranium, because that is dangerous, and that violates international rules.

Todd: You believe that they are probably developing nuclear weapons, but you don’t, the intelligence doesn’t —

Panetta: No, I can’t — I can’t tell you they are in fact pursuing a weapon, because that’s what not intelligence says they’re doing right now.

Oops! “Right to work” for less law shows Gov. Snyder, GOP legislators never read language, may not be able to implement

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before, it’s a real knee-slapper. Okay, so you know how Michigan’s “Right to Work” law contains verbatim language from ALEC model bill? ALEC had to be so stoked!

But oops! Their new rushed-through, jammed-in, union-busting law may violate the state constitution, so it may not be able to be implemented.

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 Reports today show that HB 4003, which the Governor said would provide “Right to Work” type policies for public employees in Michigan, could not be implemented as intended as the Michigan Constitution gives clear authority to the Civil Service Commission over conditions of employment for the state’s workforce. Experts have suggested today only a vote of the Civil Service Commission could enact Right to Work policies for state workers. [...]

“The public was not given an opportunity to read these bills, legislators were not given an opportunity to read these bills, and we now know that the Governor himself either didn’t read or didn’t understand these bills himself,” said Senator Bert Johnson (D – Detroit). “This process has been a complete affront to Democracy from the start and was nothing more than a political gift to the Koch Brothers and ALEC who bought and paid for this legislation.”

Maybe they should have moved a little more slowly and deliberately. And intelligently. And read it. And debated it. And stuff.

Those whacky Republicans and their antics, who knew they could be so amusing? Then again, we’ve been aware for some time that they serve the people well… as very effective punch lines.

Asphyxiating the Democratic party

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Unbelievably, Michigan Governor Rick Snyder had the unmitigated gall to say that union busting is “pro-workers! It’s a good thing! This is a positive thing for unions!”

Welcome back to GOP Opposite World.

The “Right-to-work for work for less” measure passed in the Michigan Legislature and Snyder signed it into law. So like Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker and Ohio Gov. John Kasich, he has intentionally pissed off organized labor and us “little people” who care about getting a fair shake.

Now unions cannot require members to pay dues as a condition of employment, more massive protests and rallies are expected in the months to come, and possible legal remedies and initiatives will be pursued. Big time. As we speak, there are plans underway for a large-scale counteroffensive against the conservative state leaders who have slashed away at union power since the 2010 midterm elections.

Speaking of rallies, tea party activists, or more precisely members of the Koch-funded American for Prosperity, staged some fake union “thuggery” where they actually knocked down their own tent and video recorded their little antics for their BFF at Fox News.

By the way, Michigan’s “Right to Work” law contains verbatim language from ALEC model bill.

Barry Goldman, an arbitrator and mediator and the author of “The Science of Settlement: Ideas for Negotiators,” wrote an op-ed for the L.A. Times about King Ricky Snyder’s labor hit. Please read the whole thing, but here are a few excerpts:

I’ve spent the last 20 years sitting as a neutral third party in disputes between employers and unions. … [T]he system works because the parties meet as equals. It wouldn’t work if either party were able to dominate. [...]

There is no justification for these bills except that they are an effort by the Republican-controlled Legislature to weaken the labor movement and cut off oxygen to the Democratic Party. [...]

If freedom of association is the principle driving this effort, why are police and fire unions exempt? Wouldn’t they too benefit from “workplace fairness and equity?” [...]

Police and fire unions are exempt because they are politically conservative. They don’t need “fairness and equity” because they support the GOP. [...]

If Michigan can remain competitive with Indiana by becoming a right-to-work state, maybe we could out-compete Indiana by eliminating worker safety laws. [...]

This was a sneaky, cynical, backdoor, lame-duck gimmick. If these bills are enacted, the labor movement in Michigan will be radically weakened, and capital will be able to further dominate the system.

Chart: Michigan’s “Right to Work” law contains verbatim language from ALEC model bill

Michigan Governor Rick Snyder actually said that union busting is “pro-workers! It’s a good thing! This is a positive thing for unions!”

The “Right-to-work” (aka right to work for less) measure passed in the Michigan Legislature today, and Snyder will sign it as early as tomorrow. This means that unions cannot require members to pay dues as a condition of employment. And it also means more massive protests and rallies in the months to come, not to mention the pursuit of possible legal remedies and initiatives.

The Center for Media and Democracy’s Executive Director and friend of the blog, Lisa Graves, reported that the so-called “Right to Work” Act is political revenge because  unions had the nerve to support Democrats. That’s true they did, but not nearly as much as big corporations supported Republicans:

And the Center for Media and Democracy’s Brendan Fischer posted that the petty, vindictive RTW Act also happens to contain verbatim language from an ALEC model. Yep, twin bills. Read it and weep:

The legislation is straight out of the Koch-funded ALEC playbook. Compare the language in HB 4003 and HB 4054 with the ALEC “model” Right to Work Act:

VIDEO- Andrea Mitchell to MI Gov. Rick Snyder: “This is not what you campaigned on.” Snyder: Union busting is “pro-workers!”

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Andrea Mitchell:

“This is not what you campaigned on.”

King Ricky Snyder:

Hey! union busting “is pro-workers! It’s a good thing! This is a positive thing for unions!”

The “Right-to-work” (aka right to work for less) measure passed in the Michigan Legislature and the King of Michigan will sign it as early as tomorrow. This means that unions cannot require members to pay dues as a condition of employment.

Record numbers of pro-union protesters, as many as 15,000 stormed the Capitol in cold, snowy weather.

On MSNBC, David Corn said this issue won’t go away, the anger and protests will only grow over the next year.

The L.A. Times:

But even as the Rev. Jesse Jackson rallied protesters on the steps of Lansing City Hall, labor leaders were hurriedly seeking ways to reverse the legislation down the road.

Michigan can’t go the way of Ohio, where a referendum last year reversed legislation that would have restricted collective bargaining. Michigan’s right-to-work legislation is attached to an appropriations bill, meaning it can’t be reversed by referendum. Also, it may be too risky to wait and go the way of Wisconsin, where litigation continues after a judge struck down parts of a collective bargaining law.

However, in Michigan, there is an option of a “statutory initiative,” which would be permitted if opponents of the bills can collect enough signatures to equal 8% of the votes cast in the last gubernatorial election, union leaders say. A so-called veto referendum could be triggered by collecting signatures equal to 5% of the votes cast.

A statutory initiative would allow voters to cast a ballot on right-to-work legislation in November 2014, when Gov. Rick Snyder, who has said he would support the legislation, will be up for reelection.

Unions are the Democrats’ biggest source of fundraising and a powerful voice of support, which is exactly why Snyder and other Republicans want to destroy them. As you can see by the graphic above, corporate donations far exceed union spending, so without those groups to help out, Dem money dries up.

We need them.

Let’s also remember to thank unions for the 36 ways they’ve improved our lives.

(Carlos Osorio/Associated Press)

VIDEO– Pres. Obama slams MI GOP “right to work” laws that “give you the right to work for less money”

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This. Times infinity.

“Right to work” is a lie. It’s union-busting, middle class-destroying, corporate-loving GOP sleazebag lie. This is all about single party rule, and that party doesn’t start with a D.

Again, here’s a brutal Detroit Free Press editorial against King Ricky, a paper that endorsed him in 2010: A failure of leadership: Snyder’s about-face on right-to-work betrays voters.

And again, courtesy of Daily Kos’s TheNewDeal00Follow, Thank a Union: 36 Ways Unions Have Improved Your Life.

36 Reasons Why You Should Thank a Union

Weekends
All Breaks at Work, including your Lunch Breaks
Paid Vacation
FMLA
Sick Leave
Social Security
Minimum Wage
Civil Rights Act/Title VII (Prohibits Employer Discrimination)
8-Hour Work Day
Overtime Pay
Child Labor Laws
Occupational Safety & Health Act (OSHA)
40 Hour Work Week
Worker’s Compensation (Worker’s Comp)
Unemployment Insurance
Pensions
Workplace Safety Standards and Regulations
Employer Health Care Insurance
Collective Bargaining Rights for Employees
Wrongful Termination Laws
Age Discrimination in Employment Act of 1967
Whistleblower Protection Laws
Employee Polygraph Protect Act (Prohibits Employer from using a lie detector test on an employee)
Veteran’s Employment and Training Services (VETS)
Compensation increases and Evaluations (Raises)
Sexual Harassment Laws
Americans With Disabilities Act (ADA)
Holiday Pay
Employer Dental, Life, and Vision Insurance
Privacy Rights
Pregnancy and Parental Leave
Military Leave
The Right to Strike
Public Education for Children
Equal Pay Acts of 1963 & 2011 (Requires employers pay men and women equally for the same amount of work)
Laws Ending Sweatshops in the United States