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Ex-felon (burglaries, armed robberies, aggravated battery) to be GOP candidate running for Jesse Jackson, Jr. House seat

gop fail off cliff

Jesse Jackson, Jr.’s House seat is up for grabs. Ex-con Paul McKinley beat his Republican opponent by only 23 votes (!), so by some miracle, he will face off with Democrat Robin Kelly for that seat. Incidentally, she received an F rating from the National Rifle Association:

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And yes, you read my first sentence correctly. McKinley’s an ex-con.

Republicans are hiding under tables and putting bags over their heads to avoid being associated with their victorious candidate. Gee, can’t imagine why.

Via the Chicago Tribune:

Republican voters are suggesting the 2nd Congressional District replace one felon with another after picking ex-convict Paul McKinley as the candidate to run for the seat recently ceded by former U.S. Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. [...]

McKinley, a convicted felon who served nearly 20 years in state prison for burglaries, armed robberies and aggravated battery, declared victory. Wallace, however, was not willing to concede, and he called the prospect of McKinley representing the GOP “an embarrassment.” [...]

[T]he state’s Republican leadership was coming to grips with the fact that its party had just nominated someone with a long rap sheet

Maybe they should have chosen this guy instead. He sounds way more appealing:

Here is the heart-wrenching segment that Rachel Maddow previewed in the TRMS video above:

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Quickie: Massachusetts Republicans can’t find a Senate candidate. “It’s embarrassing.”

bupkes zero zilch

Today’s Quickie:

All the Republican “big names” have said no to a run for John Kerry’s Senate seat in the Massachusetts June 25th special election. Not one wants to take a shot. Zero. Zilch. Nada. Bupkes.

Do we all agree that that’s pretty amazing?

Via The Week:

It’s embarrassing.

And it’s another sign of the disarray the party finds itself in after a string of tough election losses in 2012.

Yes, embarrassing, too. Embarrassing works.

That was today’s Quickie. Was it good for you?

VIDEO: Missouri GOP Senate candidate Sarah Steelman never heard of Violence Against Women Act.

When asked by a voter about the Violence Against Women Act, Senate candidate Sarah Steelman says she doesn’t know what it is because she’s not currently serving in elected office.

Um, Ms. Steelman? I’m not serving in elected office either, but somehow I knew about it. Hint: Watch the news, read, educate yourself:

Democrats are launching a big effort to push the bill, and say Republican opposition is an example of the GOP’s hostility toward women. 

We’re concerned about uninformed or low information voters? How about uninformed/low information candidates?

By the way, this is the same woman whose response to “What’s the minimum wage?” was “$7.50 an hour” and wasn’t in favor of increasing it, because “it’s high enough as it is.”

The federal minimum wage is $7.25 per hour:

Think Progress:

Perhaps explaining their ignorance of the current minimum wage is the fact that none of the three candidates personally live anywhere near it. …  Steelman has donated upwards of $400,000 to her own Senate campaign.

Maybe she could join Willard Romney in forming the Severely Out of Touch party.

Fun with anagrams! (GOP candidates edition)

The University of Minnesota is providing today’s Moment-O’-Fun! Fun with Anagrams, GOP candidate edition! Weee!

Here we go, you get a few nibbles, but click on the link for more yummies:

Mitt and/or Willard Romney:

Memory Tint

Normally Weird

Rick Santorum:

Iran Must Rock

Newt Gingrich:

Ethnic Wronging

Ron Paul:

Lunar Op

Ruh roh! Watch out, Ron, Newton will be jealous of that one. (See my latest Blunt video for the infamous “moon clip” and hilarious commentary from our readers)

Video Overnight Thread- GOP Race Heats Up As Candidate In Coma More Appealing

LOL. Via.

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