D.C.-based media strategist and CPAC communications director Adrienne Royer has a do/don’t list for all those confused, wishy-washy, tasteless, frumpy, slutty, and/or compliant females (and males) attending the big Conservative Political Action Conference.
Wait a minute, aren’t conservatives supposed to be all think-for-themselvesy? Don’t they thrive on “liberty” and “freedom” and “don’t tell me WTF to do” (except in cases of legal abortions and voting rights, of course)? But that’s not important now. What is important is this:
According to Washington Whispers, Royer “was inspired to make the infographic because interns for her event didn’t know what to wear.” And per Royer, “cocktail dresses and five inch heels” simply will not do!
Men, are you taking notes?
So she concocted this… thing:
Wait. No Uggs? Well, I never! And geez, no halter tops, miniskirts, Crocs, or bedroom slippers? Everyone knows how sexy minis look with a snappy pair o’ Crocs!
Buzz kill! Way to ruin a perfectly groovy event, Adrienne!
But this was my favorite part:
Would I wear it to Walmart? It might be comfortable, but if you look like a slob, DON’T WEAR IT! While you don’t have to pack a 3-piece suit, stay away from jeans, sweats, leggings, shorts, ballcaps & most of all… T-shirts!
That’s it. Deal breaker. There goes my entire wardrobe. Looks like I’m skipping CPAC 2013!