Archive for fart jokes

VIDEO: Jerry Brown on Rick Perry ad trying to lure CA business to Texas: "It's not a burp. It's barely a fart."


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Texas Goveronor Rick "Oops" Perry put out a radio ad in my home state of California to encourage businesses to move from the Golden State to his own:

My feisty governor, Jerry Brown, is not someone who would let something like that slip by without comment. A colorful comment. A memorable comment.

The Sacramento Bee:

"It's not a serious story, guys," the Democratic governor told reporters at a business event here. "It's not a burp. It's barely a fart... If they want to get in the game, let them spend $25 million on radio and television. Then I'll take them seriously."


That's my Gov!

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Video- Eric Cantor:This Has Been One ‘Hard Fart Primary’


At :14 in the clip. Wow. His accent is so funky it could have pretty much been anything, but it sounds a lot closer to "fart" than "fought". Via Gawker for the catch.