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Attempt by National Republican Congressional Committee to embarrass Dems for #IRS matter goes painfully awry

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The National Republican Congressional Committee tried their best to connect Democratic lawmakers to the so-called IRS scandal, but oops! it backfired. Just when we thought the GOP couldn’t crap on themselves any more, just when we thought our pointing and laughing at them was subsiding, they revived their clownitude just for us!

HuffPo:

An attempt by the National Republican Congressional Committee to embarrass Democrats went awry on Thursday, when the group published a blog post riddled with errors.

For example, they referred to then-IRS Commissioner Doug Shulman as “Dan.” They must have missed Ron Christie getting pummeled by Joy-Ann Reid about that very guy.

They also mentioned two House Democrats who had already retired, so they were no longer “House Democrats.”

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Next they confused Rep. Luis Gutierrez (D-Ill.) with the former mayor of Medellín, Colombia, Luis Pérez Gutiérrez– in a photo! Yes, they managed to put their ignorance and sloppiness out there in picture form for all to see. HuffPo has the visuals.

Their excuse?

NRCC spokesman Daniel Scarpinato told The Huffington Post, “This was an early draft that was not meant to be posted publicly because it had not yet been edited.”

Isn’t that just like the NRCC? They go to all that effort to find just the right photo and wham! Someone has to go and tell them it’s the wrong Gutierrez. And the wrong “House Democrats.” And the wrong Shulman.

They must have been crestfallen.

And humiliated.

No wonder they had wanted the “R” word (“Republican”) taken off the NRCC website. When in doubt, disassociate.

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VIDEO: Ann Coulter calls Bill Clinton a “forcible rapist” at #CPAC2013

not funny Via nataliedee.com

Thank you @MzYun for linking me to this tweet from NBC’s Domenico Montanaro (@DomenicoNBC):

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Ann Coulter:

“The keynote speaker at the Democratic National Convention this year was forcible rapist, Bill Clinton.”

Did you catch the audience reaction? Everything from gasps and ooohs to laughter and applause. Yes, you all heard it, many in the audience expressed their approval of Coulter accusing former President Bill Clinton of forcible rape, loudly and clearly.

So tasteful. So family valuesy. So rational. Add that to Sarah Palin and Jeb Bush commenting on the failures of their fellow Republicans and it is crystal clear that this party is in total disarray, and that CPAC has allowed them to strut their deranged stuff for the whole world to see.

Additionally, I’m sure rape victims everywhere (not to mention the Clintons) got a real kick out of Ann’s little remark. Of course, she’d deny that there’s a GOP war on women (or anything else, for that matter), but she’s there for the attention and book sales, not political correctness. Sensitivity and taste have nothing to do with her self-serving agenda.

Coulter’s oral flatulence urped up so many offensive things that I lost count. I will not post the entire video (nor did I watch it), so you’ll have to find it for yourselves; but if you do, make sure you have some Valium and/or a good stiff drink and/or some Pepto Bismol handy.

family values my ass

Quickie: Massachusetts Republicans can’t find a Senate candidate. “It’s embarrassing.”

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Today’s Quickie:

All the Republican “big names” have said no to a run for John Kerry’s Senate seat in the Massachusetts June 25th special election. Not one wants to take a shot. Zero. Zilch. Nada. Bupkes.

Do we all agree that that’s pretty amazing?

Via The Week:

It’s embarrassing.

And it’s another sign of the disarray the party finds itself in after a string of tough election losses in 2012.

Yes, embarrassing, too. Embarrassing works.

That was today’s Quickie. Was it good for you?

David Gregory, NBC not charged for possession of gun magazine, but blasted by DC Attorney General

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See that high-capacity gun magazine that David Gregory was waving under Wayne LaPierre’s wingnutty nose on “Meet the Press”? He shouldn’t have done that because his possession of such a piece of equipment was illegal. But Gregory’s off the hook and will not be prosecuted, says D.C.’s attorney general, because he has no criminal record, so off to court he doesn’t go.

Whew! That was a nail-biter! Kidding.

The AG went on to say that “our recognition that the intent of the temporary possession and short display of the magazine was to promote the First Amendment purpose of informing an ongoing public debate about firearms policy in the United States.”

In other words, don’t be silly, this was a news show [sic], and Gregory’s a dufus a journalist so he gets a pass. This time.

Here are screen grabs and excerpts from the Attorney General’s rather unflattering letter:

“Having carefully reviewed all of the facts and circumstances of this matter, as it does in every case involving firearms-related offenses or any other potential violation of D.C. law within our criminal jurisdiction, OAG has determined to exercise its prosecutorial discretion to decline to bring criminal charges against Mr. Gregory, who has no criminal record, or any other NBC employee based on the events associated with the December 23,2012 broadcast. OAG has made this determination, despite the clarity of the violation of this important law, because under all of the circumstances here a prosecution would not promote public safety in the District of Columbia nor serve the best interests of the people of the District to whom this office owes its trust.”

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Ignorance of the law or even confusion about it is no defense. We therefore did not rely in making our judgment on the feeble and unsatisfactory efforts that NBC made to determine whether or not it was lawful to possess, display and broadcast this large capacity magazine as a means of fostering the public policy debate. Although there appears to have been some misinformation provided initially, NBC was clearly and timely advised by an MPD employee that its plans to exhibit on the broadcast a high capacity-magazine would violate D.C. law, and there was no contrary advice from any federal official.”

“Repetition by NBC or any employee of any similar or other firearms violation will be prosecuted to the full extent supported by the facts and the law.

“I am confident that you will convey our deep concern and warning to your client.

Two strikes and you’re out, David.

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H/t: David Shuster, Special thanks to Thomas Soldan

VIDEO: Mitch McConnell filibusters himself

Via onamatopoeia.wordpress.com

“What we have here is a case of the Republicans here in the Senate once again not taking yes for an answer. This morning the Republican leader asked consent to have a vote on his proposal. Just now I told everyone we’re willing to have that vote, an up-or-down vote, and now the Republican leader objects to his own idea, so I guess we have a filibuster of his own bill.”

If we needed any more proof at what a hypocritical, obstructive clown Mitch McConnell is, now we have it. Remember, this is the guy who, on Inauguration Night, conspired to obstruct and destroy President Obama and who said this:

Today, via Raw Story, we witness legislation to raise the debt ceiling, McConnell’s own proposal, being rejected by… McConnell.

His intent was apparently to show “that even Democrats would not support such a bill,” a bill that would have given the president the authority to raise the federal debt ceiling on his own.

But Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid called his bluff, called for a vote, and in so many words, called McConnell a blatant hypocrite.

McConnell obstructing McConnell: Irony is not dead.

PhotOH! Oops! Romney jumps the gun

Premature publication, aka electile dysfunction.

More here.

H/t: Anthea Butler

House Republicans accidentally blew CIA’s cover in televised hearing on killings in Benghazi

How ironic. How embarrassing. And how wrong.

House Republicans have been screaming and flailing about regarding the Obama administration supposedly not protecting Americans in Benghazi. They’ve been trying their level best to embarrass Obama over security lapses. But oops! They themselves failed to protect Americans by revealing classified information. They let it slip that those who died in Benghazi may have been “let down not by the State Department but by the CIA.”

Yes, those dogged GOP whistleblowers put the CIA on CSPAN.

Via Dana Milbank at WaPo:

When House Republicans called a hearing in the middle of their long recess, you knew it would be something big, and indeed it was: They accidentally blew the CIA’s cover.

The purpose of Wednesday’s hearing of the Oversight and Government Reform Committee was to examine security lapses that led to the killing in Benghazi last month of the U.S. ambassador to Libya and three others. But in doing so, the lawmakers reminded us why “congressional intelligence” is an oxymoron.

Through their outbursts, cryptic language and boneheaded questioning of State Department officials, the committee members left little doubt that one of the two compounds at which the Americans were killed, described by the administration as a “consulate” and a nearby “annex,” was a CIA base. They did this, helpfully, in a televised public hearing.

Way to keep a secret, GOP, or as Milbank put it, “withholding was on hold.”

The Republican lawmakers, in their outbursts, alternated between scolding the State Department officials for hiding behind classified material and blaming them for disclosing information that should have been classified. But the lawmakers created the situation by ordering a public hearing on a matter that belonged behind closed doors.

This is the party that swearstogod we can trust them to make the best laws, the best decisions, the best calls on behalf of Americans.

Vote Republican! Keep America safe!

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