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Mitch McConnell's chief of staff: Senate conservatives "like a drunk who tears up every bar they walk into."


i do not get drunk i get awesome

You think the far right is getting to us Democrats? Well, we're not alone, because they're getting to Republicans, too. Be careful what you wish for, GOP, because you are the ones who opened Pandora's Box, not us.


Why, even Mitch McConnell's chief of staff is kvetching about them. Of course, Mister McM is being primaried by the tea-est of tea partiers, but who's counting?

TPM LiveWire:

Mitch McConnell's chief of staff -- currently assigned as a senior staffer at the National Republican Senatorial Committee through the 2014 election -- compared the Senate Conservatives Fund to a drunk making a raucous at a bar.

"S.C.F. has been wandering around the country destroying the Republican Party like a drunk who tears up every bar they walk into," said Josh Holmes said according to The New York Times. "The difference this cycle is that they strolled into Mitch McConnell’s bar and he doesn’t throw you out, he locks the door."

Holme's comments came in a report about how the NRSC warned a Republican advertising firm that it would not get contracts from the committee if it continued to target incumbent Republicans by working with the Senate Conservatives Fund.

The Senate Conservatives Fund Executive Director had a thing or two to say about that little quip. Follow the link for more.


Congress Boozes While America Burns


Fiddler on the Capitol Roof

We've all heard the legend of the ancient Roman leader, Nero. He is infamously known as the Emperor who "fiddled while Rome burned."

Well, there's a modern day equivalent now that we have the government shutdown and the debt ceiling looming, just two weeks away. It's called Boehner boozed while America burned. (C'mon, you don't think the speaker got that color from tanning, do you?)

Numerous reports have surfaced that members of both parties were so well oiled, or boozed, or even potentially drunk during the final vote in the House of Representatives just prior the the shutdown, that the wafted aroma of alcohol could be sensed hundreds of feet away. These "representatives" didn't even care to hide their liquid inebriation with an Altoid or stick of gum.

Luckily for them, they weren't given Breathalyzer tests before driving home. I wonder who was their designated driver, if they had been tested.

These reprehensibles had the gall to take such an important vote while on Stoli and Jim Beam? C'mon. Rumor has it, Jack Daniels got thirty-three write in votes and it was a "yes" or "no" vote they were talking.  Show America some respect. Here's just a few of the things your vote has impacted and explain why you didn't feel sobriety was in order for this decision:

From HuffPo:

Medical research won't move forward
The National Institutes of Health will not add new patients to life-saving clinical trialsduring the shutdown, reports NBC. And that could delay crucial new trials.

Francis Collins, director of the NIH, told the Wall Street Journal that about 200 patients, 30 of them children, who would have otherwise been admitted to the NIH Clinical Center this week will be turned away. He noted that most of the kids are cancer patients.

Stoli vodka

Take a swig.

Nutritional support for women and children will be suspended
While most government "safety net" programs, like retirement and welfare, won't be shut down, that's not the case for a program that ensures nutrition, counseling and food benefits to low-income pregnant women and new mothers.


Bend that elbow again.

Food safety could be at risk
The Food and Drug Administration will put half its employees on furlough. While a skeleton staff will handle high-risk recalls, regular food inspections will be suspended,reports NBC.

Jim Beam flask

Go ahead, pop another one back.

New drug approvals
What's more, the FDA will be unable to continue its review and approval process of new drugs. Here are five drugs that were scheduled for October reviews and that may now face delays under a government shutdown. They include a new osteoporosis drug for postmenopausal women and a new approval for the cancer drug methotrexate to treat rheumatoid arthritis.


Top it off with one for the road, your vote.

Congress does not take their jobs or responsibilities seriously. They are politically motivated, not morally so.

I've said it before and I'll echo it through the next election cycle. Sometimes even the good have to go with the bad in a house cleaning, but it's time we start thinking about "Dump the Chump." Washington needs to be swept clean and voices to represent the people's best interests must be their replacements. The moment you start picking and choosing from the current crop, you end up with the same old people with their same old flask uncorked.

Congress has a 10% approval rating. It's certainly not going up anytime soon. So why try to find the one good among the nine unfavorable?

Time for a real change in 2014. And for those few 2013 elections coming up, make some noise. It's a long, long time from now to the next general election. We could burn down, just like Rome if we don't let ourselves be heard.


Drunk Man Urinates On Prayer Rugs At Queens Mosque


I'm sorry, I want to make a joke about carpet cleaning coupons, but this is just too disgusting. h/t WT.

QUEENS (WABC) -- An apparently drunk man was arrested for shouting anti-Muslim slurs as he urinated outside a mosque in the Astoria section of Queens.

Omar Rivera was charged with criminal trespass after worshippers at the Al-Iman Mosque on Steinway Street subdued him Wednesday night.

Holding a beer bottle, Rivera burst in during evening prayers. He allegedly shouted anti-Muslim slurs, calling the worshipers "terrorists," then flashed his middle finger and urniated outside the mosque.

Two worshipers subdued him and called 911.

Rivera was charged and taken to a hospital for psychiatric evaluation.

The mosque said earlier news reports that the suspect urinated on prayer rugs was not inaccurate.